September 30, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 82

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 82:

File this under long overdue thanks ... but Laura B, wherever you might be, I don't want the world to end in 82 days without me expressing gratitude for helping me cope with my job at Gretna Theatre back in the day, particularly during those years of rotating artistic dictators (I mean directors) who threw us all quite a few curve balls in back to back to back seasons in the late 90's.  You and I were the constant in that office during those times, and like the true survivors we are, we came out on the other end of that drama intact (with a few great stories to tell)  Plus, you "got me", when I departed and changed the ticketing software password to "hairplug" to get back at the last smug pretentious couldn't-embrace-his-balding jackass that was in charge as I was taking my leave.  Good times -- and for that, I thank you!  

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 9/30/12

What Chicago is talking about this week ...

... this guy -- who may have actually been a turncoat in the recent Chicago school strike.

Which is settled, by the way, although the bad blood and the hard decisions about how to save money are still ahead.  But in the heat of the moment and the passion of the making of the signs, this Kelly HS teacher lost the "gh" in his "neiborhood".

And without choosing sides in that battle, let's just all agree that, when it comes to publicly debating the quality of those instructing our youth combined with the fact that you might be 7ft tall and are likely to really have your strike sign be seen and covered on the news, taking a little bit of extra time to proofread your placard might just be a worthwhile step.

Don't get me wrong -- I know we all make mistakes (you'll find plenty of typos that get past me in my posts).  But there's just a time and a place for a little bit of extra caution -- and my point is that this was that time and that place.  (Also -- I checked, and this is not the British spelling -- that's neighbourhood -- not that we're British on the south side anyway ...)

IN THE HEART OF THE BRIGHTON PARK "NEIBORHOOD":
http://kellyhs.org/about.php

WIN LOSE AND DRAW -- THE CHICAGO STRIKE EDITION:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/19/us/illinois-chicago-teachers-strike/index.html

CHICAGO SCHOOL CLOSINGS OVER THE LAST DECADE:
http://www.wbez.org/no-sidebar/Chicago-school-closings



September 29, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 83

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 83:

File this under "look ma, I went and got myself a career" ... but if the world is ending in 83 days, I should probably stop and thank those who have shaped my work life once I became an adult.  Over the years I've had tons of jobs (auction runner at Green Dragon and Roots, helper at a pig farm, voiceover provider at a cable ad channel, waiter, caterer, cashier, actor and yes, even a hamburger flipper -- to name just a few), but when it comes to settling down and actually getting a career, I've had just one.  Since 2004, I've been an employee of Kaplan Test Prep.  And the person who had the foresight to see what a great fit it would make for me and who hired me when I came in to interview after seeing a help wanted ad in the classified section of the Sunday paper (gasp -- how old am I?!?), was Andrew L.  He's since gone on to great things (and a different business unit) and so we've lost work touch, but thanks erstwhile boss, for starting me on my first real career path!

Random Soapbox for Saturday 9/29/12

I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ...

... now that it's been quite some time since I've been working from home and not in the office, I've found that I really miss what used to the be the first task of the day upon arrival -- determining where it would be that I would spend my lunch money.  [Of course, this was pre-great-recession, as that's when I started  packing a lunch like other poor folks ...]

I stopped by the old office on Friday for a project, and I was reminded about one of my favorite spots -- Philly's Best.  Besides being the place to get Tastikakes that make me feel like I am back on the east coast, and cheese steaks made the Philly way and not like a Chicago beef sandwich, it's where I've always enjoyed the cheese steak salad (no black olives, add bacon). So I had to have one this past weekend.

The best part is that you can be eating it for half an hour, and glance down at your plate and it will look like you've barely touched it -- that's how much salad and toppings and cheese and steak and bacon (bacon upon request) that they put in it.  It's the perfect takeout menu for any meal of the day!

MULTIPLE AWARD WINNING EATING DESTINATION:
http://www.phillysbest.com/

OTHER BLOGGERS AGREE:
http://gapersblock.com/detour/10_under_10_lakeview/

DEFINITELY A RUNNER UP:
http://www.eatapitachicago.com/




Random Posting for Penn State 9/29/12

Here are nine Nittany nuggets from today's game!

1.)  My calendar always confuses me this time of year, as I always list this game as PState lll or PState Ill.  Just sayin'.
2.)  Here in Chitown, this is the closest they get to me (except for when they play NU at their home stadium like last year).
3.)  All of that talk of "turnovers" during an 11am (CST) game sure did make me hungry for brunch.  Thanks Illinois.
4.)  I will admit -- I still have no idea what a Spider3 Y Banana is ... so I'll leave that up to greater men (or those who x-box and can figure out how to conduct that play).
5.)  Illinois -- please don't hit our kicker.  He's all we got.  Really.  He is.  (Love ya Ficken -- keep on improving!)
6.)  Illinois -- please don't try to decapitate our players in the end zone.  That's just not nice.  And it'll get you ejected from the game!
7.)  Of course everyone took the high road, but as a fan, I'm glad to have won this "grudge" match.  That's what you get for aggressively recruiting after our scandal.
8.)  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Now that the players have their names prominently displayed, I still giggle every time I catch a glimpse of Stankiewich.  Makes me smile every time.
9.)  99.5 yards as the half comes to a close and no points!  Can't we get a few just for that effort.  Never mind -- turns out it didn't matter.  Burn!

In closing, thank you announcermen for suggesting that O'Brien be seriously considered for coach of the year in light of the class he's displayed in overcoming unbelievable odds in this historic year of Penn State ball ... and the countdown to our next post-season game in 2016 stands at 55 more games!

[Note:  In honor of the Sandusky scandal victims who came forward, remember that RAINN's National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1.800.656.HOPE(4673).]

ON SPIDERS AND BANANAS:

EJECTED!:

OTHERS CAN TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, I'M SAYING "IT FELT GOOD TODAY":

September 28, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 84

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 84:

File this under great appreciation ... but if the world really is ending in 84 days, then I need to schedule time to re-read the Susan S Cooper "Dark is Rising" series.  These five books were the Harry Potter of my prepubescence -- inspiring my imagination with its tales of good vs evil, painting such vivid imagery as the powers battled across the English countryside, making me think that I might be one of the "old ones" myself who had the special powers who could get lost from normal life into things much greater, and turning Greensleeves into my most favorite haunting melody ever.  A lifelong love affair with books may have been started with this series -- but it is certain that an imagination that just won't quit was birthed upon reading them.  To the world of Will Stanton -- here I come again!

Random Flashback for Friday 9/28/12

Okay ... I promised -- this is the last picture of my "long goodbye" to Lebanon from twenty years ago.  This is still the after party I mentioned last week ... at, what was back then, the newly remodeled East Lebanon Dairy Queen ... and these are my co-workers from Hills circa 1992.  (I was transferring my Hills job in Lebanon to my Hills job in Uniontown PA while I pursued a theater internship.)

And I wouldn't return again until late summer of '93, when I resumed my LVC education (well -- I wouldn't return to live, but I sure would visit a lot even while I was out in western PA).

Two things -- first of all, unlike the cake from a few weeks ago, this was definitely classic chocolate with peanut butter icing (which we clearly snuck into the corner of the DQ) and second of all, what a classic good bye picture on which to leave this suite of memories -- everyone laughing so hard that it was bringing some to tears.  Those were the carefree days ... how I miss them (and my co-workers)!

And if you're reading this, I hope that you surround yourself with people who "let go in laughter" as well -- it feels quite good.


September 27, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 85

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 85:

File this under the OPPOSITE of famous cartoonist Charles M. Schulz's quote that “ ... big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life ..." (you know Lucy had to come from somewhere, right?) ... but oldest sister Bonnie B, thanks so much for being a part of my life.  From the stories of the early days where you declared that I was your child to take care of when I first came home from the hospital, through to the late 80's when I got to visit so frequently when you (and family) were in Schuylkill Haven and especially that trip to St. Louis I got to take since moving to Chicago for Tyler's graduation, I want to say thanks for all of that -- and for saving my baby blanket and giving it to me a few years back as so much of my early years stuff (memories and such) vanished in the divorce drama.  I regret that I didn't get a chance to connect with you this past summer when I was in PA (even more so if the world is ending in 85 days after all), but I did want to be sure to say, for a family like ours that is so scattered so we don't get to say it very often -- I love you.

Random Thought for Thursday 9/27/12

You Can't Deny You've Hit 40 When ...

... you're watching the evening news in the background and the Wheel comes on, and you get sucked in to watching and playing along and yelling the answers at the screen for the whole half hour.  Come to think of it, I probably could have stopped this post once I referenced "watching the evening news", as I think that's now an old person activity too!

WHEEL ... OF ... FORTUNE:
http://www.wheeloffortune.com/

OTHER TV SHOWS THAT MAKE A PERSON FEEL OLD:
http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/10/14/popwatch-confessional-favorite-old-people-shows/

OOOH ... WHEEL OF FORTUNE CONTROVERSY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwUxG2MdbY

September 26, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 86

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 86:

File this under how you made my college experience "the bestest" ... but Rich G (Gully), let me just say, in case the world really is ending in 86 days, we had some good times back in that decade, didn't we?  I know you're waiting patiently for the murder mystery pics in my flashback Fridays (and hopefully the Mayans are wrong or else I won't get to this-time-next-year to layer into that series the photos from when we met in '93).  I spent a lot of time in my formative years (which were delayed due to my home situation) looking for older-brother-influences (my bio mom and dad made girls in every other case but me), but I really enjoyed having the tables turned and playing the role of big brother to you (whether in the shows or more literally for that time in our lives).  And now to see you with your family, it warms my heart.  And to have finally started beating you regularly in Words With Friends, that just warms my competitive edge (and, so far, you are the person against whom I've scored my highest point word [not that that's commentary on you or your game playing skills as it's all in the placement of the tiles] -- so there's that).  That little brotherly dig aside, here's to you!

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 9/26/12

Whine and go seek.

Used in a sentence:  "Murder (pictured here) has started this much more since the other cats have passed  (her littermate Mystery in '10 and she-who-ran-the-household Mauler in '12), but it gets exponentially worse in the days after returning from a week's vacation -- she'll wake herself up from one of her many many naps and start whining to see if anyone is home to come find her -- a game of  whine and go seek, if you will."

Which can be fun or can be distracting to others since I work from home in the virtual office and suddenly a caterwauling breaks out (I now appreciate where that word came from).  Now to resist the urge to respond to her whining with ... oh, I don't know ... another cat or a dog.  Must ... keep ... to a two pet ... household ...

IS A LIST HELPFUL WHEN IT CAN BE FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT REASONS:
http://pets.webmd.com/cats/guide/cats-excessive-meowing

AGAIN, IS A LIST HELPFUL WHEN IT CAN BE FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT REASONS:
http://www.kingcounty.gov/safety/AnimalServices/pettips/cattips/excessivecrying.aspx

THERE'S APPARENTLY HOPE I CAN TEACH HER THE REAL GAME:
http://furfeatherworks.com/teach-your-pet-to-play-hide-and-seek/

September 25, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 87

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 87:

File this under confessions ... but I once tried to eat a whole 20 nuggets by myself in one sitting.  It was a long long time ago, but the image still haunts me, and that feeling when I got to nugget 17 and a half and I just couldn't take another bite of mc-whatever-makes-up-that-chicken-ish-"delight" because my stomach had started to turn took over.  If I was Catholic, I could probably accompany this with a Hail Mary or two (or throw a Hail Mary or two ... I always get them mixed up), but since I was raised Methodist, I just know that Jesus forgives me for this old act of gluttony.  Or maybe Jesus would have told me that the secret would have been to use different sauces to get all 20 to go down.  No -- probably not -- just that he forgives me and, since we're talking about fast food chicken in this scenario (Jesus and I), that he thinks I should never eat at a restaurant where the chicken is cooked from a place of hate, despite what others may say using his name to bolster their bigotry.  Yep, that feels more like what he'd say.

Random Tune for Tuesday 9/25/12

And just like that -- vacation ends -- and the last big one for me in 2012 is done.

It's funny ... because I feel like I heard the first big hit from this group on the vacation I took when the year started, so it was kind of a kismet-ic bookend that I gravitated toward their latest release on this last trip.

To be fair, I'm still trying to put it all together -- the lyrics seem to speak to dealing with some kind of family betrayal, and the Civil War reenactment in the video spins it all a new way -- but, for me, the bottom line is I like the whole mash-up of self-evaluating call to action angry-man lyrics with epic Queen-ian pop-song-in-multiple-movement flourishes all powered by that Tusk-esque drum line that has always worked to get me revved up.

Which, by the way, is how I also would have described their first hit (We Are Young), so maybe it's the whole pattern of their songs that I'm liking.  If that mix of musical mash makes your motors run as well, then ... enjoy the latest fun tune from fun.

WHAT DO I STAND FOR ... SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW ...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0


September 24, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 88

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 88:

File this under a desire to just go on the record about something ... but I like Ronald Reagan and always have.  After all, you never forget your first, and although I was technically born a few months before Watergate and spent my earliest years unaware of Nixon and Ford and Carter (well I can vaguely recall Carter 'cause my dad's wife of that time had a distant distant relative who was one of the Iranian hostages or something like that) ... it's Ronnie who was the first president about whom I was really aware.  And I know with retrospection, there were some questionable calls now ascribed to him (or to Nancy as he aged -- Contras and ignoring AIDS and all that), but I think it all comes down to being fond of his Great Communicator persona.  Or maybe it was just that puppet of him that Phil Collins had in that video.  Either way, I'm glad I got to relive it all with the recent 100th birthday hoopla before this world ends in 88 days (allegedly).

Random Memorial for Monday 9/24/12

Gone but not forgotten:  school lunches like they used to be.

Fruits and vegetables and all kinds of attention being paid to what's fed to school kids for lunch?  That's not the way it was when I went to school.  The only controversy we had back then was whether ketchup could be counted as a vegetable.  Now there are federal mandates to serve fruits and vegetables and Chicago schools banning bringing lunch from home to make sure that what is eaten (or at least offered to be eaten and then throw away) is "nutritional".

Peanut butter ball after peanut butter ball after peanut butter ball (or at least that's what I remember eating over and over again in school cafeterias of my youth), you will be missed!

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S WRONG ... JUST THAT IT'S DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I HAD:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/25/health/usda-school-lunches/index.html

IN CHITOWN, YOUR HOME LUNCH MAY BE BANNED!:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-04-11/news/ct-met-school-lunch-restrictions-041120110410_1_lunch-food-provider-public-school

BRING BACK THE PEANUT BUTTER BALLS!:
http://www.southernplate.com/2008/07/how-to-make-peanut-butter-balls.html

September 23, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 89

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 89:

File this under great appreciation ... but I love you Sweet Pickles.  My Moms was an AVON lady when I was little, which means I always had lots of different types of bottles of shampoo that I wanted to save when they were empty because they kind of doubled as toys -- AND I always had the Sweet Pickles books.  I'll admit that Rest Rabbit Rest had the biggest impact on me, as there are still times when I like to make lists and lists and lists and plan every minute of the day and sometimes forget to relax and plan to do nothing to enjoy life (which, if it is ending in 89 days, maybe I should do more of the latter in the next few weeks).  But I also like how there were characters for every letter of the alphabet and how every one had a story (hey, if you're gonna doing something -- like, say, 100 posts bearing your soul as a way to hedge your bets in case the Mayans were as smart as we give them credit -- I'm all for going big).  Sweet Pickles -- you influenced me more than you know!

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 9/23/12

What Southern Florida is talking about this week:

Turns out there's an election going on!

I say that somewhat cheekily as, thanks to Facebook, I clearly know where many of my FB connections stand and I do get exposed to an eyeful of opinions. By the way -- and I'm not going to engage in debate about either candidate -- but I will say that I expect everyone who so virulently expresses his or her side on the web to actually vote.  After all, it's easy to complain or gripe or even to go the other way and try to inspire others on the internet -- but you best be on the correct side of the voter participation rate if you want me to give anything you say any respect whatsoever.

But I digress -- my point is that, coming from an uncontested state to this state of vacation that is part of the electoral math puzzle, I actually get to see the commercials that the candidates and super-pacs are funding (including the hot button one from Jewish Republicans for Romney concerned about Iran/Israeli relations, nuclear bombs, and an upcoming apocalypse about which maybe the Mayans were tipped off).

Something tells me it's going to be a heck of a next six weeks!  Hopefully we'll all still be here (and maybe still be FB connections) when it's all over ...

AND ... HERE WE GO!  START THE COUNTDOWN TO THE END OF THE WORLD!:
http://www.postonpolitics.com/2012/09/romney-surrogates-accuse-obama-of-slighting-israel-mimimizing-libya-deaths/

IN VOTING MATH, JUST ANOTHER GROUP TO WHICH CANDIDATES PANDER:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/28/is-israel-mitt-romney-s-new-swing-state.html

WATCHING THE VOTE IN FLORIDA (last presented for the primaries there ...):
http://enight.dos.state.fl.us/

 

September 22, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 90

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 90:

File this under long overdue thanks .. but thank you Mr. Bomberger for taking an interest in me in elementary school.  I can't remember all the details, but I do remember going out to eat with you and your wife at Schwalm's in Cleona.  Of course, nowadays taking your third grade student out to eat would probably be frowned upon (I swear nothing Sanduskian happened), but in case I never thanked you for the meal and for the individual attention you gave to my education (and what with the world maybe ending in 90 days), I thought I'd put this quick note of thanks out there.  And am I remembering right that your first name was Alowishus?  Or was that just playground gossip?

Random Soapbox for Saturday 9/22/12

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ..

... although I'm spending most of my vacation relaxing and trying to dodge the rain for the few hours of sun I can find during the day, I do have three bones to pick regarding my Floridian retail experiences.

Bone #1:  I get the concept of an upsell (remember, I once worked at McDonald's and asked some version of "do you want fries with that" many many times).  But you, lady behind the counter at the airport newsstand, clearly do not.  When I'm picking up a newspaper and a coke, you should not randomly ask me to buy the local team's sports wallet.  And when I politely decline, you should not then ask me if I want to purchase the randomly placed dress socks at the counter.  And when I don't take you up on that offer, you should not try a third time to get me to spend more money by suggesting a map of NYC.  Instead, you should have seen my round face, and suggested maybe something like candy or chocolate to add to my purchase.

Bone #2:  I don't know what level of pretentiousness calls for valet parking at the mall, but if you are going to offer it at every opening, you can at least provide options for those who are comfortable parking their own vehicles so we can find the garage instead of being forced down dead-end roads filled with valet only options.  I want to come in and spend my money, but I can't do it if I can't find the way in.

Bone #3:  Mr. Auntie Anne's man, when I point to the sign and say that's what I want to order, you should give me what is on it.  It took three times to get you to make the frozen lemonade/blue raspberry concoction.  (First you made the non frozen blue raspberry flavored lemonade, and then a frozen blue raspberry only drink without the lemonade).  And you should not have been so shocked when I picked up the sign and handed it to you and said loudly "make it look like this".  Plus you shouldn't have told me that I needed to be more specific when I ordered.  You sell the stuff -- and it was your sign to which I pointed in the first place!

Okay, now I feel better.  And, as I hit the midway point of vacation, maybe it's time for a drink that has some alcohol in it ...

FRF, FIX IT!:
http://www.frf.org/

FROZEN LEMONADE MIXER IS WHAT WAS ON THE SIGN:
http://www.auntieannes.com/products/drinks.aspx

THIS LADY APPARENTLY AGREES WITH ME (EXCEPT SHE'S IN COLORADO):
http://bananadeath.blogspot.com/2008/12/valet-parking-at-mall.html

Random Posting for Penn State 9/22/12

Here are nine Nittany nuggets from today's game!

1.)  Thank you ESPN2 for airing today's game, and thank you my vacation resort for carrying ESPN2.
2.)  Pardon me Mr. Announcer Man, as I did not catch your name -- but I do understand that you used to be in the NFL, as you stated that fact after every drive.
3.)  Fera -- sorry to hear about your groin injury from Mr. Announcer Man.  (That's it, nothing snarky ... just a little sympathy for your penis area.)
4.)  Mike Z -- sorry to hear about your deep thigh bruise.  Although it's painful, you'd probably prefer that to a groin injury, eh?
5.)  Poor Temple -- they will have to wait another year to see if they can do again what they last did in 1941.
6.)  Poor Temple -- stuck with an owl for a mascot.  I might have a different opinion if I was a field mouse, but I just don't picture the owl as the most menacing of birds (not that they didn't try to toughen up the costume, but in the process, it looks like some kind of owl from outer space).
7.)  Poor Temple -- according to the graphic on the screen, they almost lost football as a school sport.
8.)  Rumor has it that Sweet Caroline might no longer be on the gameday playlist as it includes the scream along lyrics "touching you .. touching me".  I keep on listening for it in the background, but I haven't heard it yet (although I have heard it frequently out in the Florida bars while on vacation).
9.)  I will admit to confusion over "Moseby" Felder, as he was referred to during today's game.  I assumed Moseby was his first name (turns out it's Brandon, and that's his hyphenated last name) and so I expected him to look more like a relative of Dwight Schrute instead of Chris Brown.

In closing, thank you Laura March and Stuart Shapiro for starting the blue out tradition ... and the countdown to our next post-season game in 2016 stands at 56 more games!

[Note:  In honor of the Sandusky scandal victims who came forward, remember that RAINN's National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1.800.656.HOPE(4673).]

THE BLUE OUT -- A NEW TIMELY TRADITION:

HOOTER T OWL -- AN OWL FROM OUTER SPACE:

FAMOUS TEMPLE ALUM:

September 21, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 91

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 91:

File this under bet you didn't know the influence you had over me ... but my mom's boyfriend (maybe named Jack?) from when I was in first grade and living with her in Schuylkill Haven for a few months because I was a pawn in my father's wife's game of jealousy related to the whole divorce/shared custody thing, you might not remember me but I really really enjoyed the day you babysat me and took me to the VFW for the afternoon, where I got to play the old fashioned bowling game with the mechanical pins that dropped down and the puck that I threw down the sawdusted game surface.  So many many years later, my favorite way to start a night of drinking is to head into a bar and play a few rounds of bowling (or Golden Tee ... or darts) to help me get my buzz on.  [I even found a classic retro bowling machine game in a bar in Pittsburgh!]  Thanks again, my mom's boyfriend (maybe named Jack?)!

Random Flashback for Friday 9/21/12

So for the last few weeks, I've been posting flashbacks to the goodbye party thrown for me by my Hills co-workers twenty years ago in the summer of 1992 (I left town for a theatre internships in my cousin's company) -- and I'm almost done.

But first, just two more photos for this week and next -- both from the "after party" (which was not so much continuing the original party as it was a quick trip to the East Lebanon Dairy Queen with 3 or 4 people who weren't at the first gathering).

Malisa was one of those people -- joining skinny skinny me in this shot!

September 20, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 92

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 92:

File this under confessions ... but I was a chronic trespasser at the Cornwall rockpile all throughout the    90's.  I climbed up there with many different groups of friends at many different times - including once in the snow when I was out of shape and little Ben (who is like a brother to me) went ahead and called after to me to just follow in his footsteps in the 8" of snow so it would be easier to get the top (cue misty eyes), shot a potato gun from the top, shot a real gun from the top, shot a real gun with tracer bullets in it from the top, found a mystical bowling ball rolling down the side of the road by itself while en route to parking nearby, slid down full force, watched others slide down on a tree branch like a sled, camped out at the top, buried the steering wheel of my first car in the spot where I liked to sleep and taunted God during a thunderstorm asking him if "that was all he got" (oh the misplaced bravado of youth).  And if the police are reading this and there is not a statute of limitations on trespassing and they try to get me before the world (maybe) ends in 92 days, then -- none of this happened and it's all just a figment of my imagination (and maybe I'm drinking like I was on most of those nights).

Random Thought for Thursday 9/20/12

You Can't Deny You've Hit 40 When ..

... you can no longer fall asleep just anywhere, but suddenly need to have your own special perfect pillow to do so.

When I was younger, I could lay down on a pile of rocks and use my jacket as a pillow (and I used to do so every now and then up at the rockpile in Cornwall -- but that's a different story for a different day under a different construct), and now I toss and turn until I get that ball of just right fluff (not too hard, not too soft) under my noggin'.  I almost considered packing it for vacation, but luckily the resort's offerings are a nice approximation of what I'm seeking.

[A note about the picture -- I googled "perfect pillow" and that's what came up.  I figured it captured the concept and was much cuter than me taking a picture of my own pillow.] 

THE FULL STORY OF THE PICTURE ABOVE:
http://www.aldebaranlabradors.com/emma_x_noah_2009.htm

THE CAT VERSION:
http://imgur.com/gallery/GgfUL

PERFECT PILLOW, THE COPYRIGHTED VERSION:
http://www.perfectpillow.com/

September 19, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 93


100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 93:

File this under you were always there for me ... but as I head toward Florida and vacation tomorrow, I'm reminded of someone I've known since high school that lives there now (although she's out of state on her own vacation as I type this ... but you get the point).  And if the world ends in 93 days as the Mayans predict, let me just stop and say that Holly F (now Holly A), my life was better for having known you.  And although the heartbreaking conversations and song lyric analysis are a part of our story, it's the fact that we remain connected through words to this day that I appreciate most (once either one of us gets started, it will be only after manay many words later that we finish).  And then -- to find out that she regularly devotes her time to help others with terminal illnesses to get their last wishes ... I should have known when she was an angel for me when I needed her so many years ago, that she'd "grow up" to be an angel for so many others.  Here's to you!   

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 9/19/12

K 2 Fit.

Used in a sentence:  "Get your ass off the couch and over to K 2 Fit!"

Every now and then, I turn my post completely over to something I've seen on Facebook -- and today is one of those days, as I've been following the launch of Keys 2 Fitness, a new gym near my hometown in PA (actually near Lebanon in Wyomissing), owned and operated by a guy from my high school.  The grand opening was just this month, and you can get more details on Facebook or at the website provided below.

If only my 40 year old self were back home to take advantage of the services (although I suspect that the fitness assessment that they offer would quickly lead to a suggestion that I should cut back on my Guinness intake -- or reduce the constant toppings of cheese and bacon that find their way on to my food).  But I can work my way toward inspiration and motivation all the same by seeing the successes of ... and if you're in that neck of the woods and looking for some "intensity ... knowledge ... accountability" (their motto), then I suggest you check it out ('cause it always feels good to support your local businesses)!

TAKE A VIRTUAL TOUR ... GET ALL KINDS OF INFORMATION:
http://www.keys2fit.com/#!home/mainPage

LIKE THEM ON FACEBOOK!:
https://www.facebook.com/Keys2Fitness

WITH TESTIMONIALS!:
http://www.keys2fit.com/#!testimonials/citr

September 18, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 94

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 94:

File this under love ya' like a brother, man ... but if the Mayans were right and I never see you again because the world ends in 94 days, Jarrod S -- you should know how happy I am to have had you be a part of my life.  You gave me my first real nickname, connected me with those who became my closest friends, provided me a place to crash on that first night I ran away from home, and survived living with me at the townhouse in the early party days.  There's a lot of "water under our bridge" over the years, but there's only one Depeche Mode concert where I could've gotten them to say Happy Birthday to you if I wanted to, only one set of math quizzes designed to torment your high school admirer and only one surprise letter from the local hospital about test results for tests you never took.  Here's to you -- signed, goon.

Random Tune for Tuesday 9/18/12

The countdown begins!

[Not until the end of the world, although there's that happening in the bonus series of posts I started once we hit 100 days until the Mayan apocalypse.  Come to think of it, though, with all the news of what's about to happen in the mideast, maybe I should be counting down to the Revelations-version of the apocalypse.]

Nope -- this countdown is to VACATION.  At the time of this posting, I'll be on the plane headed to the place from which this rapper takes his name in just under 40 hours.  Sun ... and drinking ... and more of both of those are on tap. [Only sad part -- no South Beach this year, as I called ahead and my post-40th-birthday-weigh-gain means I won't be allowed to walk down Ocean Drive as I don't fit their image.]

Did I mention sun and drinking?  And more drinking and some sun?  Bring on the VACATION!

RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE WHISTLE IS FIGURATIVE -- ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foS9P4p9HyM

September 17, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 95


100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 95:

File this under how you made my college experience the "bestest" ... but as the world maybe ends in 95 days, can I just mention how much I enjoyed everything you did for me during those years, Deborah R. Fullam (now LVC's VP of Finance but in my time there, the controller).  Not only did you let this high school runaway carry a balance year after year after year as I worked multiple jobs, got grants and loaned the rest, you let me represent the student body on the Budget Priorities Committee during my junior year (is it still a junior year when you're in year 3 of what was 12 semesters overall?)!  And -- I'll never forget it -- but you even had a cake ready for me the day I stopped by the office to pay that balance down to $0.  If my life flashes before my eyes in 95 days, I just might see a picture of that cake, and for that, I'm grateful (even if I never properly expressed it).

Random Memorial for Monday 9/17/12

Gone but not forgotten:  old fashioned ways of cheating in school.

School is not what it used to be.  No more writing things on your wrist or hiding things in the bathroom to check up on during an exam*, now it's all digitally scanning your own soft drink labels to replace nutritional information with formulas and blue tooth-ing your cell phone to create your own phone-a-friend opportunities.

[*Quick tangent -- it's not like I did these things.  I may not be all Marilu Henner, but I do have a memory that won't quit, so I did pretty well when it comes to testing in school.  Except maybe in senior year physics, on which I had basically given up after the first marking period.  Instead, we all passed notes back and forth all class long and questioned whether the teacher was a spy who was hiding out a la witness protection teaching the poor kids of Lebanon about momentum and kinetics and such.  I don't think we ever group cheated -- but if it happened, that would have been the setting.]

Except for maybe by the teachers, old school "testing aids", you are missed.

I CAN'T LIE ... I HAD TO LOOK UP BASIC PHYSICS QUESTIONS:
http://www.physicsclassroom.com/Class/

IS IT STEVE JOBS' FAULT FOR MAKING IT OH SO EASY?:
http://www.educationnews.org/technology/e-cheating-students-harness-high-tech-tools/

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO USE MY FAVORITE -- COKE?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRgM9-n7K5E

September 16, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 96


100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 96:

File this under unsung heroes who deserve to be sung about ... but three cheers for Dolly L.  Talk about someone who has always given tirelessly, particularly to her children, her children's children and even extra children in the neighborhood back when she ran a daycare out of her home.  She's back in rehab (but it's not a relapse -- it's about getting her other knee replaced -- 2012 was the year of the knee surgeries for her!) and the report is that she's recovering quickly.  After having given so much of herself to others, it's comforting to know that she's taking time to fix something for her own sense of comfort -- but the reality is that Dolly 2.0 is simply gearing up to be ready to run after her children's children's children (no pressure, Teddy, Jack and Robert).  What an inspiration when it comes to sacrifice for loved ones -- Dolly:  we sing your praises (and wish you the speediest of recoveries)!

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 9/16/12

What Chicago is talking about this week:

Ummm ... the same thing we were talking about two years ago.

Except two years ago, the setting was Wrigleyville after a Dave Matthews concert (this time it's an undisclosed "downtown bar") ... he who planted the fake bomb was 22 (this time he's just 18) ... and the bomb was in a trash can (this time, it was a car bomb).  But other than that, it all sounds familiar.  The alleged bomber expressed his desire to harm others on the internet, the FBI got involved and pretended to play along over the course of many many months to the point of supplying the fake bomb materials and then the sting ended after each individual actually "fake"-set- off the explosives.

The bottom line has to be that it's a good thing that those who would do harm did not get to do so ... but there's also plenty within these two cases that make me a little uncomfortable (i.e.  I'm sure that the government covered its tracks to avoid any charges of entrapment ... but I have to wonder where those lines get drawn when the investigation's very nature is to drive the person toward action ...).

And the bottom bottom line is that the only bombs I want in my Chitown bars are the ones of the Jager variety.

DO YOU REALLY NEED A "RECIPE" FOR A JAGER BOMB?:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink6891.html

BOMBING PLOT,  THE ORIGINAL (c) 2010:
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=7679599

BOMBING PLOT, THE REPRISE (c) 2012:
http://www.wgntv.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-charged-with-trying-to-blow-up-downtown-bar-with-car-bomb-20120915,0,3425997.story

September 15, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 97


100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 97:

File this under a desire to just go on the record about something ... but if the apocalypse doesn't get me (it's scheduled to happen in 97 days!), I want to put out there that I might die in my bathroom (should I go missing -- look for me there).  And no, this isn't going to be an "overshare" about my elimination habits or challenges, but as the leak from the upstairs apartment bathroom gets worse, I'm thinking that there might be a structural collapse one day soon (or that the surely toxic mold that is escaping now that the ceiling tiles have fallen down will asphyxiate me).  If that happens, let it be known that the landlord's name is Jim.

Random Soapbox for Saturday 9/15/12

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... I am sometimes too easily confused.

I've said it before -- but my name is Troy and I am a TV addict.  As a TV addict, I'm super excited for this time of year (and the Emmy's are in the middle of my upcoming vacation in Florida -- plus I get to watch season premieres galore in the next fortnight)!

So, in order to get ready, I was watching Community (an NBC show) on demand the other day, and in it, the characters made a reference to CougarTown (which, until this upcoming season, was an ABC show -- and I'm going with its original title, as it would be too lengthy to reference the various iterations of it as shown as the ever changing title cards) and during the commercial break, they were pushing the arrival on DVD of the latest season of House (a FOX show).

It's hard enough for me to juggle multiple TV listing sources, managing an always above 90% DVR, and adjusting to on-demand viewing as a TV programming consumption strategy -- I need to not have the lines so blurred between networks.  Don't mess with my addiction, here -- I'm on the edge!

IT's TIME TO PREPARE:
http://www.tvguide.com/special/fall-preview/

I'M SURE A PACKAGE IS COMING THAT CONTAINS ALL SEASONS:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Dmovies-tv&field-keywords=house

THE BEST OF COUGAR TOWN's TITLE CARDS:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-best-of-cougar-towns-self-deprecating-title-c

Random Posting for Penn State 9/15/12

Here are nine Nittany nuggets from today's game!

1.)  Well that feels good.  Admittedly, the opponent's been struggling, but getting the first win of the season still feels good.
2.)  I guess I just assumed that Navy's mascot would have been nautically oriented -- but the goat does have a great story (see below).
3.)  Ficken -- congratulations on a better performance this week.  And for surviving the "heat" that was placed on you after last week's game -- some of it inappropriately vehement.  A word of caution -- you'll want to keep on improving, as your last name lends itself pretty easily to a nickname with which you may not want to be coined.  (I'm thinking "Fickle Ficken", here, folks -- let's keep it clean!)
4.)  ABC -- thank you for starting this game on ESPN2 as the morning game ran over, but did you really have to stop coverage and direct us to turn back to ABC right as the first touchdown was being scored?  Couldn't you have stretched it out and waited until a commercial or at least until the play was over before switching back?
5.)  I fell asleep during most of the first half of the game -- and that's not commentary on how unexciting it was as much as it's a factor of scheduling it in the afternoon slot -- which is right in the middle of old-men-take-naps-on-weekends time.
6.)  Since I did fall asleep, I'm not 100% certain -- but did we actually play a whole game today without any helmets popping off?  If so -- good job!
7.)  Anyone else think that Matt McG looks a little like a young George Bush?
8.)  It was nice to see O'Brien uphold another one of JoePa's traditions by not running up the score too much and getting bench players in to play in the 4th quarter.  Of course, what with the sanctions and all, there might not be that many players that fall into that category.
9.)  Fittingly, today was military appreciation day.  Check out the Penn State Football page for lots of great pics (like this one).  We are ... honoring all those who serve or have served and we are ... Penn State.

In closing, thank you JoePa for your military service during WWII (contrary to what some believe, I think that moving on does not mean you wipe out all that the man did right over the course of his life) ... and the countdown to our next post-season game in 2016 stands at 57 more games!


[Note:  In honor of the Sandusky scandal victims who came forward, remember that RAINN's National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1.800.656.HOPE(4673).]

ALL ABOUT BILL THE GOAT:

MOVING ON DOES NOT MEAN OBLITERATING ALL THAT HE DID RIGHT:

THE FICKEN SITUATION FROM THE COACH'S POV:

September 14, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 98

[ ... the special bonus series continues ... ]


100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 98:

File this under great appreciation ... I love you Guinness.  To quote your ad campaigns, "thank goodness for" you and you do truly "have restorative powers".  I drink you because I've done the analysis and you provide more "buzz per unit".  I'm so thankful that Kyle introduced me to you and your partner Harp back in the day at Eli's ... and I chose you.  And I've never looked back.  As those witches sing in Wicked, "who can say if I've been changed for the better -- but, because I knew you -- I have been changed for good."  Here's to many more years together!

Random Flashback for Friday 9/14/12

What's a party without cake!

Or, to date this accurately ... what's a 20 year old party without a 20 year old cake!  Wait a minute -- it wasn't that the cake was 20 years old at the time we ate it so much as this picture is from that going away party held for me as I left Hills (and Lebanon) for western PA parts in 1992.

I'm not sure what's under that icing (red velvet?  chocolate?  carrot?), but who am I kidding, it's not like I would have turned a piece of cake away regardless of what kind it was (either 20 years ago, or now, for that matter).

And the best part -- it's decorated with all the names of all my coworkers back then -- a snapshot of hometown Lebanon folks who worked at Hills that summer.  There's Kristi and Millie and all kinds of other people (the rest I haven't found on FB or they haven't found me yet)!

As for the "homey" ... let's just say that I was leaving halfway through the run of "In Living Color" on FOX, so everyone was a "homey" back then!


September 13, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 99

[With 99 days left until the end of the world (as per the Mayans), I'm "celebrating" with this new bonus series ...]

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->  

Thing 99:

File this under long overdue thanks ... but former gym teacher of mine named Mr. Heilman, I do so want to thank you for not flunking me during my senior year even though you technically could have since I found a way out of so many morning gym class sessions that I broke your "rules" for how you gave credit.  I just have to think that if I had had to repeat my senior year because I flunked out of gym, my life might have been on a completely different kind of path!  So thanks Mr. Heilman, wherever you are now!

Random Thought for Thursday 9/13/12

[... I'm temporarily reviving this series that started earlier this year when I hit this birthday milestone ...]

You Can't Deny You've Hit 40 When ...

... your ear, which apparently still continues to grow throughout your life (or at least it does for those in my genetic line -- thanks Neidermyers who came before me), constantly hangs up on people when you're talking to them on your smart phone because it's gotten so darn big!

I AM NOT ALONE WITH THIS ISSUE:
http://www.droidforums.net/forum/droid-general-discussions/119459-am-i-only-one-who-often-hangs-up-inadvertently.html

APPARENTLY THIS STATUE IS IN BROOKLYN:
http://edgeofbrooklyn.com/page/2/

DR OZ SAYS IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET BIGGER:
http://www.doctoroz.com/blog/arthur-perry-md/noses-and-ears-continue-grow-we-age

September 12, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 100

[As of today, there are exactly 100 days remaining until the end of the world, if you believe the Mayans, which has inspired me to do a bonus post for each of the next 100 days ...]

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->  Thing 100:

File this under confessions ... but sometimes when I walk past a display of lots of glass things, a little  voice in my head says "... must ... break ... glass".  To date, I've chosen to not heed the call -- and since it's the only voice I'm currently hearing, I have also chosen to avoid medication.

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 9/12/12

Pussy Riot.

Used in a fancy multiple choice question (i.e  choose all that apply)  ...  Pussy Riot is:

A.)  Cool cats who are uniting together to fight against the 1% in a major city near you.
B.)  A cause de celebre regarding free speech.
C.)  The name of a band in the news that many major broadcasters didn't feel comfortable saying, no matter how much I wanted them to do so on the nightly news.
D.)  The name associated with the night the Playboy bunnies staged a coup against Hugh.
E.)  The illicit offspring of James Bond and Pussy Galore.

The answer:  B and C.  Not to get all Cold War on your ass (if I'm going to type pussy a bunch of times, I might as well feel comfortable typing the word ass), but if you haven't heard, the Russians are playing fast and loose with those who creatively protest against the government.  The Prime Minister announced today that maybe it's time to release them from jail ... so fingers crossed for the Pussy Riot girls!

MEDVEDEV SAYS IT'S TIME TO RELEASE THEM:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/13/world/europe/medvedev-says-jailed-pussy-riot-members-in-russia-should-be-freed.html

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL IS ALL OVER THIS:
http://freepussyriot.org/

THE PROTEST (JUDGE FOR YOURSELF WHETHER IT'S WORTH 2 YEARS IN PRISON):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEBLskpDWQ

September 11, 2012

Purposeful Tune for Tuesday 9/11/12

On this day of remembrance of all those lost and those left behind who lost loved ones from the horrific events of 9.11.01, what more fitting tune to choose than this one by the guy who we had over to sing on the back porch this past weekend.

And by "the guy", I mean the Boss himself, and by "on the back porch", I mean approximately 3000 feet away at Wrigley Field.

In my life, I associate 9.11 with Chicago, as it was on 9.10 that "Operation Move To Chicago from PA" had begun -- with the task at hand upon arrival that night to find an apartment and a job during the week's "vacation".  Upon waking up on Tu 9.11, it was a quick walk outside of the hotel to find out that they were evacuating downtown Chicago (unsure if one of those buildings in Chitown's skyline was the next target).  And then -- many many hours were spent in front of the television (as it was for so much of America).  Luckily, an apartment was found by the end of that week (the first one in Chicago -- in Logan Square) ... but no job was lined up until closer to the end of the year (my interesting stint at TCF Bank) as everyone was so unclear about the future.

This song speaks of the healing, and the unifying, and the strengthening of the spirit of us all -- truly a "rising" to which we are all invited.  And this photo of the Freedom Tower is from my trip to NYC this past summer -- a "rising" indeed -- that speaks to our ability to heal from unspeakable acts.

"Come on up for the rising, come on up, lay your hands in mine ...
Come on up for the rising, come on up for the rising tonight ..."

A SONG FOR THE OCCASION OF REMEMBRANCE AND HEALING:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNnB4dkVRJI



September 10, 2012

Random Memorial for Monday 9/10/12

Gone but not forgotten:  guaranteed spots for arts in the school.

[Note -- any reference to back-to-school does not include the Chicago area, which today celebrated its first "take your kids to work 'cause we ain't educating them here day" in 25 years as the CPS strike launched.]

I have an artistic streak -- or an eccentric streak that I pretend is artistic -- and although I'm not much of a draw-er, I distinctly remember the giant still life display that Mr. Walker had in our junior high art class for a marking period's worth of work.  Come to think of it, the art project that I most fondly recall is the one we used to do when the other teacher drew a random squiggly line on a sheet of paper and told us to go "art" around it, creating something out of the randomness.  I have to tell you that that exercise in creativity that was all about making something out of nothing honed a skill that I took with me throughout my life.

And, coincidentally, we're in the midst of the 3rd annual National Arts in Education Week!  So take a moment to stand up for keeping the arts in our schools!

Opportunities for others to be influenced by giant still lifes and little squiggly lines, you should not be missed by upcoming generations!

FROM WHENCE THE ABOVE IMAGE CAME:
http://www.contemporaryarted.com/2010/04/httpwwwaddthiscombookmarkphpv250.html

'TWAS LIKE THIS IMAGE (SPONSORED BY BP, SO IT MUST BE AN OIL PAINTING?):
http://www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tate-britain/display/focus-dead-standing-things-still-life-1660-1740

IT's NATIONAL ARTS IN EDUCATION WEEK, FOUNDED IN 2010:
http://artsusa.org/networks/arts_education/001.asp

September 9, 2012

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 9/9/12

What Chicago is talking about this week:

Ironically, as focused as I've been on the back-to-school season all week, those folks who aren't drunkenly celebrating da Bears win today are chatting about how it may be coming down to the wire and we may be reversing that season starting tomorrow -- it will be back-to-home or back-to-the-streets if the teachers go on strike as threatened.

And it's a mess.  Clearly, teachers in the modern day urban environment such as Chicago deserve hazard pay. But this battle seems to be all tied up in big egos and politics and it seems like the actual teachers, not to mention the kids themselves, are but a small part of the equation.

Curiously coiffed Karen Lewis continues to be the spokesperson for the union despite her well publicized gaffes, and she's even gone on record to complain that Mayor Rahm-bo (he of the Napolean complex, I fear, so determined to prove how "tough" he is ...) swore in private meetings, as if his linguistic saltiness was not a well established character trait.  The latest propaganda -- a lack of settlement might keep Obama out of office as it will strain his relationship with big labor going into the elections (which sounds all too transparently to me like a negotiating tactic put out by a spinmeister).

With a 60% graduation rate in the city and reading ability scores lagging national averages, time off from school due to a lack of cooperation between all parties is NOT what is needed right now.  And combined with the violence in the city, staying in school might just literally save someone's life.  I may not have any skin in the game as my kids don't go to school in the city (which is more because I don't have kids yet, as opposed to some voucherish choice I've made), but dear old Whitney told us that these kids are the future -- let's not cut that future short by refusing to strike a deal!

IT'S SET FOR TOMORROW!:
http://chicagoist.com/2012/08/31/chicago_teachers_union_set_sept_10.php

IT'S NOT HAPPENED HERE FOR 25 YEARS!:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/07/us/illinois-teachers-strike/index.html

THE CURIOUSLY COIFFED KAREN LEWIS AT HER "BEST"!:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/18/us/karen-lewis-chicago-teachers-union-president-apologizes-for-remarks-in-seattle.html

September 8, 2012

Random Soapbox for Saturday 9/8/12


I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... do you know what the difference is between these two windows of the new car?

The answer I'm looking for is not that they were obviously taken from slightly different angles (as can be seen by the items reflected in the glass) ... but instead ... the difference is ... about a quarter of a million dollars.

Look -- I've been going back to school for most of my whole life.  Excepting my pre-K years from 72-76, that theater internship I had in 92, and my adult life between 01 and 03 when I was in a job other than the one I have currently, which is a company that rallies around back to school to interact with our customers, that totals to 31 of my 40 years when I've been focused during this time of year on back to school rituals.

As I was not and am not independently wealthy, I would like to pause to briefly thank the government for financing the 90's of my life, and, having accepted that I am the next bubble to burst, to ask those in government (whether it changes or not by the end of this year), to continue to work toward some plan that would make this debt that seems like Monopoly money much more manageable.

By the way -- I am quite fond of your IBRs and I like the number 10 (rumored to be in the works) much more than the number 25 (the current best IBR plan that is offered), should you want my opinion as you go about your work.

To be clear, I wouldn't have written my story any other way and I am grateful for the time I spent in the educational system.  I'm just looking to clean up this messy messy student loan morass -- sooner, rather than later.

I'M A PART OF THE ONE TRILLION:
http://www.npr.org/2012/04/24/151305380/student-loan-debt-exceeds-one-trillion-dollars

IBR -- LET's CANCEL AFTER 10 INSTEAD OF AFTER 25, EH?:
http://studentaid.ed.gov/sites/default/files/income-based-repayment.pdf

THE NEXT TIME BOMB:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/48148304/Student_Debt_America_s_1_Trillion_Time_Bomb