March 31, 2015

Random Tune for Tuesday 3/31/15

We're nearing the end ... track 37 of 39 ... which means that each song is going to sound like it could recap the whole countdown of tunes from that two cassette mixed tape from my college era.

But I mean come on?  Haven't all 37 songs fit this description:

It can make a right from a wrong, it can make you fall in love
It can get you singin' along
Chase the clouds away and make the sun shine above

I mean, after all, that's why I've been featuring these tunes since last July 1 (slightly more than 37 weeks, because I took time off in the new year for my other occasional/annual series affectionately known as the "dead celebrity trilogy") ... to take [us] to another place in time [and to] completely change [our] state[s] of mind!

HE OF THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE "FAME":

March 30, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 3/30/15

Gone but not forgotten:  the meltdown at TMI.

The anniversary date just passed this weekend (as the crisis occurred on 3.28.79), and so it did make me stop and remember a few things.

For instance, I'm pretty sure that the event was just a few weeks after my father married wife #4 (the evil stepmother featured in many of my posts) ... which maybe should have been a sign that the universe didn't approve of the union.

I also know that, at the young age of seven and being outside of the evacuation zone, I actually don't necessarily have any specific memories to recall about "the day of".  Perhaps my older siblings know more (especially the twins, as that was also a birthday for them) ... but I'm thinking we were living "safely" in Jonestown, and so the news was being watched more closely ... but no action was being taken.  That contrasts with my Indiana family, who then lived more so in the shadows of the reactors, and who do have stories of hightailing it out of the Harrisburg area (so I can live vicariously through them).

By the way, I also *also* know that I *was* outside of the evacuation zone because there was always a multi-page spread in the local phone book each year (kids ... you might have to google that if you don't understand).  That's the photo from the 1997 phone book (which I still have ... because it was the last local Lebanon phone book I had before moving out of the area and because I'm an apprentice hoarder).

Local crisis that made national news (but that sadly didn't attract Jane Fonda or Michael Douglas or Jack Lemmon to report on it), you will not be missed.

THIS YEAR'S "LOOK-BACK":
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/03/three_mile_island_-_days_of_cr.html#0

THE NUCLEAR AGENCY OPINION REGARDING AFTER-EFFECTS:
http://www.nei.org/master-document-folder/backgrounders/fact-sheets/the-tmi-2-accident-its-impact-its-lessons

A LESS BIASED OPINION (STILL INCONCLUSIVE):
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18300710

March 29, 2015

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 3/29/15

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

Little Ahziya Drew Osceola.  Whom we all somehow failed.

Dead little Ahziya Drew Osceola, who was reported missing and was searched for until that search was called off because he was found in his father's laundry room in a toy box stuffed into some trash bags.

Dead little three year old forty pound Ahziya Drew Osceola who had been previously brought to the attention of authorities four times due to suspected abuse, but who was never rescued because his caregivers somehow succeeded in convincing investigators otherwise by using the "this boy is clumsy" excuse ... with stories ranging from falls in bathtubs, falls off a toilet, falls onto a wooden bed frame, and rough play with kids.

Dead little three year old forty pound Ahziya Drew Osceola who had a pancreas broken in three places and a torn liver to deal with in the hours before his death ... alone ... without the benefit of modern medicine to attempt to save his young life.

The investigation is ongoing and will likely drag on for some time, seeing as how there are too many potential culprits -- a father, a stepmother, a mother, a grandmother, older siblings, etc etc.  And all that "family" and yet no one that could spare this child from his torment.

I know that it's no longer polite to bring up forced sterilization as punishment (it's a gateway idea into eugenics ... which Hitler kind of co-opted so it's now untouchable as a suggestion) ... but I'll be damned if people like this should *ever* be allowed to procreate again.

My heart aches for Ahziya.  My mind can't comprehend how so many opportunities to rescue him ended up going nowhere.  My blood boils to think of those responsible.

Someone please tell me that there's a special place in the afterlife for children like this so that they can be pain free and are able to regain their innocence.  Someone please tell me that the words of Martina McBride in Concrete Angel apply.  Someone please tell me that his death will save others at risk of being broken hearts that the world forgot ...

Through the wind and the rain [he] stands hard as a stone
In a world that [he] can't rise above
But [his] dreams give [him] wings and [he] flies to a place
Where [he's] loved ... concrete angel

MY HEART ACHES ... MY BLOOD BOILS:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/hollywood/fl-hollywood-parents-of-dead-boy-court-20150326-story.html

MY MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW MANY TIMES WE ALL FAILED HIM:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/opinion/editorials/fl-editorial-ahziya-gs0327-20150326-story.html

IN MEMORY OF AHZIYA DREW OSCEOLA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNYA4pAGjI

March 28, 2015

Random Soapbox for Saturday 3/28/15

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... you know what I think?

I think if Jesus wept over his love for Lazarus and the loved ones he left behind, he'd be crying buckets of tears over the hatred and bigotry and twisted logic of those currently using "religious freedom" to enact legislation to endorse state sanctioned discrimination.

Although it might be that he'd be more like Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam (as in ... "all cried out") seeing as how institutionalized religion has been behind so much death and destruction over the many years where civilization has made a mockery of the first part of that word.

And you know who'd join him in the crying game?  A certain little prophet known the world over (whose name I won't mention to avoid a fatwa) who is being used as inspiration for evil like hasn't been seen in centuries.

Or maybe he'd be alone, offering up a sermon atop Hoosier Hill (the highest point of elevation in Indiana ... according to the interwebs), like his classic diatribe against the religious holier-than-thous of *his* day -- a la Luke 12's characterization of the Pharisee phoniness and how you can't hide behind a religious mask forever without it slipping at some point to reveal your true nature.

Not to get all Scorsese on the subject, but I could also see the pissed-off-Jesus who destroyed the temple marketplace teaching the representatives in the chambers of the Indianapolis state house a thing or two about using the Lord's name to accomplish what is most certainly not the Lord's work.

By the way -- I am not anti-religion.  I think individuals should be encouraged to explore a personal relationship with the higher being (or beings, if you were born into a polytheistic culture).  But I also think that individuals who gather together in His name are all too easily led astray once money and power and influence enter the equation.

And I think if your goal is to hate, then at least be firm enough in your convictions to announce your intentions outright ... and let's keep Jesus and other religious figures out of it.

Cowards.

TURNS OUT HE WEPT MORE THAN ONCE:
http://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-wept.html

THE SERMON FOR HOOSIER HILL:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+12&version=MSG

NO WONDER WE'RE ALL "OVER" INSTITUTIONALIZED RELIGION:
http://religions.pewforum.org/reports


March 27, 2015

Random Flashback for Friday 3/27/15

My life twenty years ago ... in the spring of 1995 ... was certainly busy.  My first go-round at LVC was finally wrapping up, there was murder mystery after murder mystery in rapid succession and I was full-on working at Hills Department Store, all while setting up house for the first time outside of a dorm room.

But there was still time for fun (and, despite that look on my face, this activity was indeed fun).  And the kind of fun that happened just after this photo was taken is now a piece of the past that can never quite play out in the same way again.  Because this type of fun was a movie marathon with rented VCR tapes.  What can I say ... it was a pre-netflix/on demand world ... and we all were making the best of it.

The "we all" involved in the activity?  Good friends Kristi (H)B and Cheryl (S)M -- real friendships going strong all these many years later (in *real* life ... with face to face meetings ... not just on the interwebs), even if we never have the amount of time in our adult lives to get in a whole marathon movie session during the (too infrequent) visits!

March 26, 2015

Random Thought for Thursday 3/26/15

In a continuation of sorts from yesterday ... when I posted a photo of me as a two year old all dolled up in a Pepsi suit ... and when I mentioned that I found it somewhat odd considering that I choose only Coca-cola as an adult ... and then when I said that my bio-moms was likely the culprit as her drink of choice (at least back then) was room temperature Pepsi ...

It struck me that I should make it clear that my soda-orientation was not forced upon me, and that I was encouraged to explore all sides of that affiliation.

I know that because, shortly after running away from my home (at that time, it was my bio-dad and one of my step-mom's domicile), I was pleasantly surprised to discover that my sister Bonnie B had saved some of my childhood toys -- including these above -- items clearly from BOTH pop purveyors.

Not many things from my youth survived (ergo ... my status as an apprentice hoarder) ... but *these* did (courtesy of the secret stash that also included my baby blanket) and they are now part of my retirement plan (as in, I hope in thirty years they will be worth lots of money to some collector AND I hope I'll be able to part with them at that time).

THE COCA COLA ARCHIVES:
http://www.collectorsweekly.com/coca-cola/overview/stories

THE PEPSI ARCHIVES:
http://www.kovels.com/price-guide/pepsi-cola.html

VALUABLE TOYS (FROM THE NINETIES IT SEEMS):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/sell-all-your-toys#.dtVmmAv55

March 25, 2015

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/25/15

Pepsi Troy.

Used in a sentence:  "As an adult who surely does enjoy his coca-cola, I wouldn't believe it if there wasn't proof captured for the ages that, as a child, when it comes to my soda/pop/cola allegiance --I was once Pepsi Troy."

Truth be told ... I really just wanted to squeeze this childhood photo of mine onto the Facebook, where I'm currently in the throws of a new concept that started in January of this year pairing my cover and profile photos with a picture of my past for every year I've been alive (swapped out twice a month, as has been my pattern now for awhile on the social media).

I've timed it out just right that it should end with my 45th birthday in January of 2017 (by designating two years worthy of double the photos -- the year I was born and my high school graduation year).  The only problem with that was that it turns out there were lots of cute pictures of me taken in 1974 (exhibit A above) that didn't make my "the building of Troy" countdown.

[More truth be told ... I feel very confident that the choice of the Pepsi outfit can be traced to my biological mother, who drinks it (or used to) at room temperature.]

SPEAKING OF POP VS. SODA:
http://popvssoda.com/

SPEAKING OF SODA CHARTS:
http://time.com/3701211/coke-pepsi-charts/

SPEAKING OF PEPSI TEMPERATURE:
http://www.garybeene.com/pepsi/pep-temp.htm

March 24, 2015

Random Tune for Tuesday 3/24/15

What I already knew ... "the" Darlene Love did some backup singing for "the" Cher during her musical comeback in the late eighties (which happened to coincide with my coming into my own).

What I didn't know until TONIGHT, when I went looking on the interwebs for track 36 of 39 in the review of the two cassette mixed tape from college that I'm now just a few weeks away from wrapping, is that the song Perfection was billed as a DUET ... with none other than "the" Bonnie Tyler!

Nothing quite like learning something new twenty years later about that which you are on record as having a healthy obsession regarding.  That also means track 24 and 36 were *both* Cher duets.  (In retrospect, I'm sure the mixmaster now regrets not putting some other Cher duet as track 12 ... oh well ... no going back to redo it now ... seeing as so few people have cassettes and all).

BEFORE ADOPTING THE SLACKER LIFESTYLE, THIS WAS MY THEME SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4pWbvWRMow

March 23, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 3/23/15

Gone but not forgotten:

This piece of furniture.

That entertainment center, clearly from an age when TVs were big and boxy and needed to have the whole backing of the TV section removed for wires and such, was with me for over twenty years ... from Greentree to Broad St to Walnut St to Harrisburg to three apartments in Chicago to the first home here in Ft. Lauderdale.  It stopped being a place for a TV many years ago, and it's displayed stereos and photo albums and Batman collections and games and so on and so on ... lasting as long as it did despite being an assemble-your-own-furniture purchase from Hills Department store.

Alas and alack, there was no spot for it in the new cottage NOR in the new storage shed ... and so it went out on the front lawn, free to a good home.

But there's a happy ending.  Within just a few moments of putting it out for the taking, the mother of the neighbor boy across the street (probably in elementary or middle school) requested it because he needed a "bookshelf".  The sting of losing it was not felt so strongly knowing that it was going to be used ... for books even! ... and that it would live on with a purpose for another young'un.

Sauder entertainment center, circa mid-90's, may you bring as much happiness to others as you brought to me ... for you will surely be missed.

THEY ARE STILL MAKING THEM:
http://www.sauder.com/Categories/TV-Media-Furniture.aspx

A DISCUSSION OF ALAS AND ALACK:
http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4736

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF FURNITURE YOU ASSEMBLE YOURSELF:
http://furniture.lovetoknow.com/inexpensive-unassembled-furniture


March 22, 2015

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 3/22/15

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

How everybody is turning a hundred all around us!

And, by *everybody*, I'm not necessarily talking about all the seniors that make up the general public down here (although, if the AARP card fits) ... and I'm not necessarily implying that you could bump into Willard Scott making his centenarian announcements at any given moment (although I'm sure he finds most of his people to celebrate in this neck of the woods, I mean beaches) ...

Instead, the newly 100 that I'm referencing is actually nearby Miami Beach (their 100 hour celebration of their 100 years starts today) and Broward County (which has its own 100th anniversary coming up this October).  Seeing as how me and mine have only been here just over a year, we have but 1% of the local histories as a frame of reference ... but I will admit I was kind of surprised that it's so young, relatively speaking.  What with the state of Florida also laying claim to the oldest city in the nation (St. Augustine, 1565), a mere ten decades makes the environs seem like it's but a baby.

So here's to living in such a young vibrant place (surrounded by old listless people) ... Happy 100th!

THE MIAMI BEACH FESTIVITIES:
http://miamibeach100.com/

THE BROWARD COUNTY CELEBRATION PLAN:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/mcf-broward100-1008-20141008-story.html#page=1

CONTRASTED WITH THE OLDEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY:
http://staugustine.com/history/nations-oldest-city






March 21, 2015

Random Soapbox for Saturday 3/21/15

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... whatever happened to the good old days when McDonald's double folded their take out bags?

Let's start with establishing authority ... I was a happy McEmployee there from 1988-1990.  It was one of my first paying jobs ... at the late eighties wage of $3.50 hour according to my records.  (Actually, between that and my years at Hills Department Store, I basically got to see just about everyone in my hometown of Lebanon on a regular basis.  Well -- everyone except those whose allegiance was to Burger King or Murphys Mart.)  So I know of what I speak ... I drank the McKoolAid and made damn sure that any bag I sent over the counter or out of the drive thru window was properly double folded (as pictured in the stock photo above).

I can only conclude that my local McFolks just don't care about McPresentation any more ... or they are just too darn McLazy ... because now my bagged purchases just get thrown at me without any fold at all, starting my fries on the cool down journey as if they were the cool side of the double styrofoam McDLT container (kids:  you might have to look this up or ask your parents about the famous "cool stays cool and hot stays hot" menu item from the good old days).  After checking the interwebs, there's even a slight chance that the trend change isn't about laziness or lack of training but might be an ill-guided effort to shave seconds off the time it takes from order to food delivery.

Seeing as how I'm just slightly OCD, rest assured that I complete the task every time an improperly folded bag is in my hands ... so I'm thinking, since I'm doing some of the McWork, I'm going to start asking for a McDiscount!

IF YOU WORKED THERE, JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/492710597416055/

DOUBLE FOLDED BAGGING DISCUSSED AND DEBATED:
http://www.reddit.com/r/McDonalds/comments/2pv8x1/bagging/

DOCUMENTED PROOF THAT IT'S IN THE TRAINING:
https://books.google.com/books?id=QWE7GKaKaKQC&pg=PA69&lpg=PA69&dq=mcdonalds+training+double+fold+bag&source=bl&ots=bj2PG6bQxt&sig=CwSvTqUdPIODjT25iUKFm_e3sXw&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kwMOVaTdB4HUgwSgwoHgAQ&ved=0CE8Q6AEwCQ#v=onepage&q=mcdonalds%20training%20double%20fold%20bag&f=false


March 20, 2015

Random Flashback for Friday 3/20/15

I enjoyed a lot about the audience participation murder mystery series that kept me creatively engaged during my college years (which were coming to an end in the spring of 1995, twenty years ago).

But perhaps one of the most fun parts was looking for random settings about campus that would serve as background for promotional photos ... even if they didn't necessarily tie in to the plot per se.

In other words, the best part of play acting was the play aspect.  Folks familiar with LVC might recognize the landing of the stairs going over the railroad tracks back behind Mary Green ... and there I am, hanging over the edge, with the railroad tracks in the background.  (Well, except it was a nighttime photo, and so the tracks can't really be seen.)

But believe me ... they were there ... and this was dangerous ... ;) ... and yes, I did all my own stunts!

March 19, 2015

Random Thought for Thursday 3/19/15

If I didn't, as a construct, flash back every Friday to my life *twenty* years ago, I could have saved today's post for tomorrow.

But seeing as how that's my shtick, and I'm going to stick to it, I can, instead, reflect TONIGHT on what happened just *one* year ago on Mar 20 2014.

For yes, that was indeed "arrival day" with regards to Casanova James, seen here in this classic photo (well, if you buy the fact that "classic" can be used to describe photos that are only 364 days old).

And what a year it's been ... a month after this was taken, there was a second "arrival day" celebration for Ozzie (i.e.  Octavius Julius), and the two have been mostly inseparable ever since.

Both dogs were described as "rescue puppies" ... who knew that the word wasn't so much a descriptor of the circumstances of their short life before arriving as it was a predictor of what they would do for those who ended up loving them.

So get ready to celebrate (tomorrow)  ... Happy Arrival Day Casanova James!

THE BOYS' FACEBOOK PAGE:
https://www.facebook.com/thecasanovajames?ref=aymt_homepage_panel

THE RESCUE AGENCY'S FACEBOOK PAGE:
https://www.facebook.com/GKPetRescue

THE RESCUE AGENCY'S WEBSITE PAGE:
http://goodkarmapetrescue.org/

March 18, 2015

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/18/15

Oil pulling.

Used in a sentence:  "No -- this is not a post recalling the ExxonValdez spill or anything of that nature (that would be oil 'pooling') ... but is instead an age-old remedy that is picking up speed as an oral health miracle cure ... and this kind of oil pulling is as simple as swishing your mouth out with oil each morning."

It's well established that the state of your mouth is related to your overall well-being ... and so this technique "works" by drawing out the bacteria into the oil (which, of course, you're not to swallow).

I checked around the house and all I could find was bacon grease ... so I'm hoping that a) that has the same effect and b) that I resist the temptation to ingest that bacony goodness.

Fingers crossed ...

HOW TO PULL OIL:
http://wellnessmama.com/7866/oil-pulling-for-oral-health/

WHY IT WORKS (HINT ... IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MOUTH):
http://jezebel.com/the-oil-pulling-health-craze-works-just-not-in-the-w-1538252677

OTHER ANCIENT REMEDIES MAKING A COMEBACK:
http://spiritualityhealth.com/articles/return-age-old-remedies

March 17, 2015

Random Tune for Tuesday 3/17/15

What can I say ... sometimes the tunes just line up perfectly.

Exhibit A:  on today, a drinking holiday for many (and for some, the culmination of a five day bender if you were young enough to start over the weekend), it's time for track 35 of 39, from Don Henley the soloist.

And ... it's a song I had nearly forgotten about, but will now seek out any time I'm faced with having to make a jukebox decision.  Although with the way said Henley protects his intellectual property, I'm not sure that I'd find the song among the selections.  (To that end, click through the link soon, before he shuts it down on the youtube as well.)

Or, to sum it up as pithily as Don does in the chorus ... "ay-yi-yi-yi".

THERE AIN'T ENOUGH WHISKEY IN TEXAS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ovEah68lg

March 16, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 3/16/15

Gone but not forgotten:  ye olde Florida homestead.

To be clear, in case you haven't seen or heard, there is indeed a "ye NEW olde Florida homestead" (actually, just a few blocks away).

[And, if you're playing along at home and keeping track, I believe this makes the 26th place I've called "home" in my 43 years:  the original house in Bethel, the parents-without-partners home in Elverson, the divorced dad apartment in Fredericsksburg, the blended family apartment in Jonestown, the old parsonage also in Jonestown, the trailer back in Bethel where my Mom lived with her Mom, the Schuylkill Haven house by the pond where my Mom lived with Charlie, the Schuylkill Haven row house where my Mom lived with me and my sister Holly when she worked at the diner, the main childhood home in Lebanon that just burned down last week, the bonus space in Kerri's house the week after a ran away, the home of the family that took me in after that on Locust Street in Lebanon, the first dorm room in Mary Green, my exchange family's house for my semester abroad in Cologne, the second dorm room in Mary Green, the apartment in Uniontown, the end-of-the-hall dorm room in FunkEast, the secret spot made for me in the basement of the college library, the Greentree townhouse by the Lebanon plaza, the tiny apartment back on Broad St, the second attempt at a fraternity house on Walnut St by Big Bertha's, the home on Green St in Harrisburg by the Governor's Mansion, the Mexican brothers' apartment in Logan Square, the first Wrigley space, the second Wrigley space across the back porch, the Florida rancher in tonight's post and the Florida cottage aka ye NEW olde Florida homestead.]

So where was I?  Oh right ... last night was the ceremonial return of the keys to the "other" house, and so the initial landing spot post-big-move from Chitown is no longer a place for me and mine to call home.  This photo is from move-in day just over a year ago, and it includes Flora, the artistic element that came with the place, and the low hanging chandelier that helped to "sell" it.

So Flora, and the back yard palm tree that grew its trunk sideways to escape the shadows of the giant banyon tree, and the rooms that are the setting for the memories of the puppy dogs' first year, and the porn house across the street, and the clowder of stray cats who ran the 'hood ... and so on and so on ... you will all be fondly remembered ... and missed.

THE MOVE IN POST:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/2014/02/random-soapbox-for-saturday-2814.html

THE RAINY SEASON VIEW FROM THE FRONT PORCH:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/2014/06/random-scandal-sheet-for-sunday-6814.html

THE TREE I'LL MISS AS INSPIRATION:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/2014/04/random-soapbox-for-saturday-41914.html

March 15, 2015

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 3/15/15

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

Pi Day.

I mean St Patrick's Day.

I mean Pi Day.

I mean St. Patrick's Day.

Actually ... I suspect that for most (and regardless of location), it's really just about coming up with an easy reason to drink.  (By the way, as much as I loved Chicago for the dozen years living there, I do *not* miss being there on a weekend like the one that just ended.)

So, depending on your background, here's hoping you had OR will be having a great celebration!

THIS IS WHAT I *DIDN'T* MISS:
http://chicagoist.com/2015/03/15/st_paddy_wagon_17_arrested_in_bar_c.php

YESTERDAY'S CELEBRATION:
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/03/pi_day_2015_ten_digits_represented_on_march_14_at_9_26_53.html

CORRECTION ... ST PADDY'S DAY:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-man-who-wants-st-pattys-day-sic-canceled-2015-03-13




March 14, 2015

Random Soapbox for Saturday 3/14/15

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... of all the things I absolutely *love* about ye NEW olde homestead (there's a rave post coming up on a Saturday in April for sure), *this* view while sitting on the toilet drives me crazy (well, crazier).

In case you haven't guessed, it is indeed that misplaced colored-in dot just by the bottom of the door that gets my goat.  It is the only dot that breaks the well established pattern of alternating white and black hexagons throughout the tile everywhere else.

I have checked to ensure that it's not actually repeated elsewhere in the bathroom (like maybe over by the shower or underneath the rugs), and it is indeed ONLY in this ONE spot.

To be fair, I can still complete my business once I begin ... but I've learned to be sure to have something to read to distract me from the obvious issue with the space.

Again ... one flaw is not enough to ruin the overall goodness(es) in this new place ... but I'm seriously about to get out a Sharpie and some white out for my own peace of mind.

MONK MUCH?:
http://www2.usanetwork.com/series/monk/

A THESIS ON CERAMIC TILE FAILS?:
http://www.nelsonforensics.com/Downloads/2012-Ceramic_Tile_Systems.pdf

MORE TILE ISSUES AND HOW TO FIX THEM:
http://www.ashireporter.org/HomeInspection/Articles/Tile-Problems-You-Say-/495

March 13, 2015

Random Flashback for Friday 3/13/15

Some Fridays, I feel like my flashbacks need a story to provide context and setting and place.

This is not one of those Fridays.

Tonight's photo can be simply summed up in just one word (with an accompanying punctuation of exclamation).

That word?

ACTING!

March 12, 2015

Random Thought for Thursday 3/12/15

My world is complete.

Or rather, my world *will* be complete ... just as soon as the recipe featured below is followed such that I get to eat the Guinness candied bacon.

Yes ... I just said GUINNESS candied BACON!

I feel like Mr. Reese must have felt after he tasted the peanut butter cup that bears his name ... as in, "two great tastes that taste great together".

I've loved my Guinness since it was half of the drink of choice (with Harp) that Kyle got me to start drinking at the Eli's in Lebanon back in the day (note: you must be of a certain age in a certain location to get that reference).  Once we graduated to full-on Guinness, there's been no going back for me ... since it offers more buzz per unit (in my words) and since it has restorative powers (in the words of past actual advertising slogans).

Now to find out that it can be used to take bacon up a notch (and mind you, in my opinion, bacon already starts at some of the highest notches on the culinary ladder), I might have actually shuddered and quivered and had a release of endorphins, if you know what I mean.

IT MAY EVEN BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE:
http://joandsue.blogspot.com/2013/02/guinness-candied-bacon.html

OTHER WAYS TO COOK WITH GUINNESS:
http://www.cookinglight.com/entertaining/holidays-occasions/ways-to-cook-with-guinness

OTHER WAYS TO COOK WITH BACON:
http://www.food.com/slideshow/20-amazing-bacon-recipes-125

March 11, 2015

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/11/15

Willter.

Used in a sentence:  "Despite having second thoughts once I learned that the word already exists in the urban dictionary as a cutesy nickname for male genitalia, I'm pleased to use this space to officially recommend the handyman who has been helping with the big projects related to this move that is*finally* *almost* *close* to wrapping up:  aka Willter."

Ok, ok ... so his name is really Will (or Bill).  But seeing as how this is the first move since the holidays of 1998 (this is the sixth one in those 16+ years) where Walter (and Dolly) aren't playing a direct role in helping to set up house (their indirect support is ongoing and always appreciated, of course).  That means the projects that Walter used to handle (i.e. building Demon his own room back in the day, driving the mega moving van across four states, rewiring the overhead lighting, installing a dishwasher, building a deck, etc., etc.) had to be reassigned.

Thanks to a recommendation from the new landlord, Will has become Walter this time.  He has *almost* as many stories, and does thorough, excellent work that seems to take twice as long as originally planned (the right kind of problem to have, mind you).  But, at the end of day four, a new microwave and an old dishwasher and some new shelving and the aforementioned deck have all been installed, with a storage shed to be built in the days ahead.  (Not to mention the things he sees along the way and fixes ... just because.)  And the best news ... it's all for a very reasonable price -- which, is admittedly a change, as we only ever had to pay Walter in meals and tractor-based activities.

So Willter, you're not a "willter" in our eyes ... and we're pleased with the work you've accomplished (and will be completing soon)!  And Walter, the original, don't worry ... we'll still find a request or two for your next visit (in the fall?) ...

LINKING TO URBAN DICTIONARY ... SO CLICK THROUGH AT YOUR OWN RISK:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Willter

HANDYMAN PROJECTS VIA THE INTERNET:
http://www.familyhandyman.com/outdoors

TO THE POINT OF THERE BEING A PROJECT FOR WALTER WHEN HE VISITS:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Empty-Space-next-to-the-fridge-Make-a-Roll-Out-P/

March 10, 2015

Random Tune for Tuesday 3/10/15

Generally speaking, I'm not one that chooses favorites.  I'd much rather embrace that which is enjoyable and memorable about each and every unique experience.  So I'm not going to say that tune 34 of the 39 I've been featuring every Tuesday is necessarily my favorite from this two cassette collection from my college years.

But I will say that the whole damn dorm knew when any of us were in FE213, as we would quite often blast the first song of Billy Joel's KOHUEPT album, and sing (yell? chant?) in Gregorian monk style at the top of our lungs.

Of course, we didn't know the words ... but we could imitate the sounds phonetically ... and we could most certainly do our best to hold the longest "HO" note for as long and as loudly as we could.

ho-de-oh-ya-ho-de-oh-ya-ho-ho-doy-ee-ah-ho-doy-ee-ah-ho-doy-ah-ho-doy-ah-HOOOOOOO!

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAgDeGyXzlQ&list=PLb7YSwrGOyBTsR0WA-0PnAbn5U985BC29&index=1





March 9, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 3/9/15

[Almost] gone but [now thankfully] not forgotten:

My cell phone.  Yesterday.  Which, in some miracle, "rode" home from Lowe's (where I was scoring cheap mulch).  Just.  Like.  This.

And in case you wanted to know the math, that's 2.1 miles at speeds probably reaching up to 50 mph.

Seems that I set my phone down on the hood of the car in order to load it up with the 15 bags o' mulch (the sale was 5 for $5 ... and it was too good to pass up), and although I did hear a noise upon pulling out of the parking lot, I thought it was the purchased items shifting in the car.

Beyond just general good luck and good fortune (of which I've had my fair share so far in 2015), I guess the only thing that saved me from needing to get a new phone was that rubberized case.  Note I said "rubberized" and not "magnetized", just in case you were wondering.

Thankfully, this post does not have to end with a "dearest cell phone left stupidly behind, you will be missed" ...

HURRY ... SALE ENDS TODAY:
http://www.lowes.com/Outdoors/Mulch-Rock-Soil/Mulch/Bagged-Mulch/_/N-1z0wgfm/pl#!

THE MAGIC CELL PHONE CASE:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DSB0BXY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

WHAT I FOUND WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR OTHER CELL PHONE MIRACLES:
http://www.godvine.com/Divine-Intervention-and-a-Cell-Phone-Saved-This-Man-s-Life-Simply-Unbelievable-4182.html

March 8, 2015

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 3/8/15

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

International Women's Day (apparently being held during Women's History Month, in case you didn't catch *that* press either).

Truth be told, I may have only actually become aware of today's day of celebration courtesy of the Facebook, and it may have been from women who weren't necessarily in southern Florida ... but go with me here ...

More truth be told, I'm not just dedicating a post to the situation because I'm afraid of Patricia Arquette.  (If you didn't watch or hear about the Oscars, then this might not make any sense ...)

Instead, I'm doing this today to pay tribute to all of the strong women in my life ... knowing full well that there are still gains to be made to see true equality ... and that even rallying efforts like the one in the accompanying image still feel hopelessly anacrhonistic in a maybe-missed-the-point kind of way when it includes the "cooking barefoot as a superpower" ...

But, I have to believe that the author's heart was in the right place ... and so ... today ... we honor and celebrate (and call attention to the inequalities that still exist in this world for) those with double the X chromosome.

THE ONGOING CELEBRATION:
http://www.internationalwomensday.com/

READING UP ON THE MOVEMENT:
https://www.uic.edu/orgs/cwluherstory/CWLUArchive/interwomen.html

REGARDING THE ARQUETTE ANNOUNCEMENT:
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/the-equal-pay-oscars-flub-what-patricia-arquette-really-meant

March 7, 2015

Random Soapbox for Saturday 3/7/15

I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ..

... I'd be remiss to not pause and be grateful for the fact that, despite being in my early 40's (I refuse to accept that it's the *mid* level until the number is at least 45), I was able to handle the yeoman's work related to this recent move (that is *almost* complete in so many ways ... but still ongoing in several other ways as I post this).

Seeing as how the "big move", which was from Chicago to southern Florida last year around this time, was handled by professional movers, I thought that I might have reached the expiration date for moving heavy furniture and dealing with the stress of setting up house so soon after having just set up house.  Perhaps serving as inspiration -- the fact that although the truck was loaded up last year by young men who clearly went to the gym much more than I (and seeing as how I lift at home, and only before going out on the town -- that's actually not a bar set very high at all) ... when it was time to unload down here, two elderly gentlemen showed up to do the deed ... and I swear one of them said that he was recently recovered from a heart attack.

Now, here it is, with the bulk of the heaviest work completed, and it turns out the only damage I suffered to my corporeal being were two scraped knuckles and the exacerbation of my ongoing mysterious right heel pains.

Not too bad for a man quite possibly past the halfway point of his lifespan!

EVER WONDER ABOUT THE AFOREMENTIONED YEOMAN?:
https://notesfrombabel.wordpress.com/2010/12/12/a-plague-on-words-yeomans-work/

EVER WONDER ABOUT RANDOM HEEL PAIN?:
http://www.foothealthfacts.org/footankleinfo/heel-pain.htm

EVER WONDER ABOUT HOW LONG YOU'D LIVE?:
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/form.html

March 6, 2015

Random Flashback for Friday 3/6/15

Somehow ... some way ... it was the late winter/early spring of 1995 and yet we were *still* doing audience participation murder mysteries at my undergrad campus LVC.  (My first graduation from there was just a few months away ... which means my easy access to a location to host my events was soon to disappear [maybe].)

Which might explain why we were knocking them out once a month ... somehow performing six shows in five months leading up to the ceremonies.

And that's simply too many to know for sure, some twenty years later, precisely for which show these photos were taken (today's ... and a few more in the weeks ahead).  Sadly, our gimmick of pointing to random spots on the giant map of China doesn't offer me any clues either.  (I'm guessing China was the topic of a campus symposium that semester?)

Regardless ... even though the specifics are fuzzy ... I can say with certainty that one of us in the photo died (for our art) and one of us in the photo got fingered (as the murderer).

March 5, 2015

Random Thought for Thursday 3/5/15

I hope I'm not over-sharing ... but last night, I had another of my recurring dreams where I know where the bodies are hidden ... but I don't remember whether I hid them or exactly who they are.

I should probably stop and say that it is also true that I have a very creative mind that is a touch twisted and that needs an outlet, just in case you think it odd that someone have a recurring dream about such a topic.

In last night's "episode", a body was discovered, as was a murder weapon (it was a combination tool crafted and owned by one of my good friends from home who used to do the murder mysteries with me) and the body was a freak six legged baby.  Because I embrace the bizarre quite easily in my dreams, there was also a showstopper musical number at some point AND I was inexplicably in a motorized wheelchair for the entirety of it.

So here's the secret -- and hopefully it's not a repressed memory of something that actually happened or in which I actually participated -- but the bodies are buried beneath each other, deeper and deeper in the same basement corner ... which is itself a secret sub-basement underneath the first basement ... which is in the building that is sometimes a house and sometimes a three story junior high school and sometimes the LVC dorm room MaryGreen.

Bottom line ... this move currently being undertaken just might be a little stressful ... and I might have fallen behind on my Lorem Ipsum story telling (my creative outlet) ... and I should maybe go right now and get some rest!

ON DREAMING ABOUT BURIED BODIES:
http://www.experienceproject.com/dreams/death/Dead-People-Buried-In-My-Garden/43395

ON RECURRING DREAMS:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreaminformation/dreamtypes/recurringdreams.htm

ON CREATIVE OUTLETS:
http://www.eomega.org/learning-paths/creative-expression-arts-crafts-dance-movement-music-voice-painting-drawing-writing/find-your-creative-outlet

March 4, 2015

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/4/15

Sey-zarus.

Used in a sentence:  "I'll be damned if that little old amaryllis that I thought was dead (many times over) didn't greet me when I returned from ye *new* olde homestead to ye *old* olde homestead tonight with this kind of a howdy-do ... and so I shall (re) name him Sey-zarus."

Some "genealogical horticultural" history ... when first purchased back in Chicago in the fall of 2013, he was named Seymour (yes ... from little shop of horrors).  After providing four blooms at Thanksgiving, a second stalk rose from the ashes around Christmas of 2013, and he was named Seywick (yes ... from the secret garden).  That resulted in six blooms, and then, as a surprise to me, a third stalk appeared after those six blooms died, and he was named Seyritchie (as in Lionel's once, twice, three times song).

Seyritchie was involved in the big move to Florida last February, but he died en route to the car from the Chicago winds.  Thinking that was finally the end, I was shocked to see that, while down in Florida, a fourth stalk grew (named Seyshine)  ... except it was knocked over in April the day the dishwasher arrived, and the bulb went silent ...

... until now ... when it has been revived from the dead.  Hence ... Seyzarus ... and *just* in time for another domicile move.  Based on what's happened, I'm going to be protecting this one verrrrry carefully!

THE STORY OF THIS AMARYLLIS AS SEEN IN FACEBOOK PHOTOS:
https://www.facebook.com/troy.neidermyer/media_set?set=a.10200367880079952.1073741833.1843633569&type=3

IN CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SEYZARUS REFERENCE:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2011

SO THIS THING COULD LIVE FOREVER!:
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Amaryllis-to-Rebloom

March 3, 2015

Random Tune for Tuesday 3/3/15

I'm not saying that those who sang tune 33 of 39 in my ongoing presentation of songs from the double cassette college-era mixed tape were inspired by this Winnie the Pooh quote ... but I'm also not saying that I can't see a connection between this truth and the lyrics to the classic country duet between Clint Black and Wynonna* that occupies this spot in the "countdown".

[*I'm also not sure what year Wynonna jettisoned her last name to be a one-name diva in the Cher vein, so maybe this duet is officially credited to Wynonna Judd instead of just Wynonna.]

Its inclusion as a selection happened long before the Facebook, and it was accompanied with a call to action in the liner notes to all those who regularly set foot inside FE213 back in the day (and there were many) to "at least communicate with each other" and to "never lose touch".

Words of wisdom are just all around us for the listening, no?

GOODBYE -->  EASIER SAID THAN DONE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLA8sUvCLeU

March 2, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 3/2/15

Gone but not forgotten:  the bottled scents of Che Guevara and Hugo Chavez.

Or are they?

Living where I do, there's a lot of focus on the thawing relationship with Cuba.  Somehow missing in the conversation ... whether this new found potential partial embrace of our ideals might result in the reversal of last fall's "Council of Ministries'" decision on the island to punish the state pharmaceutical and chemical company for creating fragrances named after those friends-of-Cuba.

(Lest I get too judgmental, remember that celebrity perfumes are par for the course in our capitalist society as well -- a la a few from Liz Taylor, the classic Uninhibited from Cher, one made from the sweat of the husband of one of the girls known for their spice, a bunch of Britney's concoctions, etc etc etc)

So unless the thaw in relations brings them back, opportunities to smell like a socialist (which I have to think was at least 90% patchouli), you will be missed.

LAST FALL's CASTRO SMACKDOWN:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/cuba-discipline-makers-che-guevara-hugo-chavez-colognes-article-1.1955703

FINDING OUT OF PRODUCTION PERFUMES IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL:
http://www.fragrantica.com/board/viewtopic.php?id=52880&p=2

FINDING CHER'S OUT OF PRODUCTION PERFUMES IS KIND OF COSTLY:
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/cher-uninhibited


March 1, 2015

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 3/1/15

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

... flashing our lights to warn others about speed traps -- and specifically, how it's legal free speech to do just that.

Which, as a concept, isn't too new seeing as how judges have upheld it as such for the last few years across the country.

However, last month and in this state, a set of lawsuits dating back to 2011 were finally resolved from a father-son combo who sued the Florida Highway Patrol and the Seminole County Sheriff based on claims that they aggressively ticketed citizens who clued in other citizens that they were about to enter a trap via the tried and true communication of flashing of the lights to oncoming traffic.

Interestingly enough, the lawsuits themselves didn't result in any money for the 2900 drivers who got ticketed between 2005 an 2010 ... but the attention to the issue that came from the filing of the suits led to a change in policy at the FHP and a state law was rewritten to clarify that the flashing of the lights was an explicit right of communication.

What was not decided in the ruling?  Whether it's safe to flash your lights at oncoming traffic who have forgotten to turn on their lights after dark (as urban legend says that gang members will shoot you if you do)!

THE FLORIDA CASES EXPLAINED:
http://campbelllawobserver.com/2015/02/and-the-courts-said-let-there-be-light/

AS DECIDED IN ST LOUIS ABOUT A YEAR AGO:
http://www.autoblog.com/2014/02/04/judge-rules-flashing-headlights-speed-traps-legal-video/

AN ATTEMPT TO CATALOG ALL SPEED TRAPS EVERYWHERE (BWA-HA-HA):
http://www.speedtrap.org/