I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ...
[yes, another rave ... these holidays are killing my crotchety street cred] ...
... in the spirit of tonight's transition from 2011 to 2012 and in honor of what I posted last New Year's holiday (my favorite of the year) ... here are my 12 raves for 2012 (in alphabetical order) ...
1.) AIR FORCE -- with one nephew graduating from the academy in a year or so and another finishing his training for deployment in Q1 or Q2, I now have allegiance to a very specific branch of our military (and I'm all for flying more drones, if that keeps the boys out of harm's way, or we can just wrap up our warmongering for that matter). But more than anything, I'm just proud of the men that Teddy K and JAC K have become and the service that they provide to our great country.
2.) (C) -- another year, another strange way that 365 days feel so long and so short at the same time. Your stent-ed life is doin' you well! Here's to many more (years, not stents -- maybe it's time to stop smoking again?)
3.) DOT MARIE JONES -- whether on the show, or as a guest judge on a reality competition or two, or in interviews -- she just makes me smile when I see her. It's simple -- be yourself, love yourself. God bless ya!
4.) DREAM-LIFE -- thans goodness there's a place for my craziness to run wild and unhindered ... I don't remember all of them -- and not all of them are happy go lucky dreams -- but a romp through my REM state is like no other. I never know whom I'm going to see (pets that have passed on are regular characters -- and a person or two on the other side as well or where it's going to be (I swear my subconscious has created sets that get pulled out repeatedly for different dreams just like a sop opera) -- but I always know it's going to be an adventure.
5.) FLASHBACK FRIDAYS -- I've been doing this micro-blogging for nearly 1000 days, and it's taken on different flavors over the last 2.5 years (and "micro" is apparently a relative conept) -- but I do think my favorite is the pictorial autobiography one year at a time from twenty years ago that is the post I look forward to the most each week. Reliving my formative years, revisiting places I've been and people I've met -- it's a pleasure.
6.) GOLDEN TEE -- I may be getting older, but I can still crawl a good bar scene -- so long as I start my evening with the traditional games of Golden Tee. And the 2012 edition had the good sense to celebrate its popularity by uploading over two dozen older courses, making the beginning of each night out feel unique.
7.) MARTINA MCBRIDE -- In 2011, Martina released her 11th album entitled "Eleven". And sure enough, it stands up to repeat play over and over again -- each time, providing the ability to find new gems amidst the collection. Everybody knows (should be read with a tinge of Phaedra) that the girl can "sang" ... but it's the stories she tells and the stands she takes with her music that make it all the more endearing.
8.) MAULER -- I found her in the Gretna woods, abandoned by her mother, crying out for attention. She was the tiniest of kittens, and she slept inside my shirt for the first three days I had her. That was some 17 years ago -- and she's slowly and stubbornly fading away. I don't know how much longer she'll be in this world, but she still runs the house, alternatively doling out her love whenever anyone takes a nap and her chastisement when the food doesn't appear quickly enough. She's a cat like no other ... and each day is one more day with her to be treasured.
9.) QUALITY TV -- I'm an addict. I'm not in denial. I'm aware of how it influences my daily existence. But it pays off -- the rush of seeing Officer Oullette and Shane interact in the final episodes of Weeds Season 7, the thrill of the twistedness of Tate on AHS, the actorly skills of Tara or Nurse Jackie, the genius of the stories spun out of Bon Temp, the realness of how to survive a zombie apocalypse as demonstrated by Shane and Rick. My cable company could raise the price threefold, and this junkie would sell his possessions to keep the quality television crack in his life.
10.) REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES -- Probably for the wrong reason, but this batch of individuals are at least making it entertaining. The dance of our political season is to strike the "right" balance (pun fully intended) of appeasing the extremists during the primary but moderating for the masses during the main election. I can appreciate the people as people -- and there's one I'd love to have at every dinner party, or one I'd love to have as a professor , or one I'd love to see banished to work in the historical reenactments at Williamsburg because his whole worldview seems to be of the 1700's -- but I predict that the party won't have the skill to rally around one candidate and that there will be splintering off (regardless of how strategically the VP is picked to balance the ticket) or even an independent candidate or two (Ross Perot redux) that will shape the 2012 race toward a guranteed second term for Obama.
11.) SKYPE -- I didn't use it because Oprah told me to -- but instead we embraced it at work as a strategy for enhancing the work place now that many of us (including me) work from home. We use it to approximate the water cooler and I've risen to the challenge of speaking in symbolic Skype emoticons whenever possible. It's made my work life that much more enjoyable since I started working remotely some 14 months ago.
12.) WARM CLIMATES -- It's my age (and don't get it wrong, I can still appreciate the Snowmageddon that we had on LSD last February), but if I slip away to rest and relax, it's to somewhere warm. The Hollywood/Miami and Palm Desert areas are now regular stops on my vacation itinerary (I just look better after I've sunned and released that 1/16th American Indian background of mine) -- and I can't wait to get there next week. Makes a boy think about early retirement (I can still say that while I'm in my thirties for another few days, right?)!
I hope your life is just as full of things about which you can rave -- after all, we may not be here next year at this time if the Mayans were right -- so it may make sense for all of your glasses to be half full in 2012. May you and the ones you love have the happiest of New Years!
(now ... I'm running late for my golden tee time and my NYE bar crawl ...)
GO FOR THE MUSIC, GO FOR THE GOLDEN TEE, GO FOR THE LOCATION -- JUST GO:
http://tracechicago.com/
MARTINA MARTINA MARTINA:
http://martinamcbride.com/news/43281
IT'S NOT SCIENCE FICTION -- IT'S WHAT THEY DO EVERY DAY:
http://airforce.com/
December 31, 2011
December 30, 2011
Random Flashback for Friday 12/30/11
Ok ... last picture of the holidays (well, from the holidays some 20 years ago).
This one is of my biological mother out in America's wild west by her Montanian Christmas tree in 1991 (or maybe 1992 -- those two years got mixed up in my photo album somehow).
Speaking of 1992 -- those flashbacks start in earnest in seven days (where I'll wrap up a rocky semester at LVC, say goodbye to my time at Hills Department Store and end up in Uniontown PA)!
Happy New Year! Let's bring on 2012/1992!!
December 29, 2011
Random Thought for Thursday 12/29/11
An open note to all of you who use the heart emoticon in your status updates and other communications ...
... on my smart phone and computers, it shows up like this: <3
... which, because I'm childishly ignorant sometimes, makes me think "breasts" and not "heart" -- like it's some aerial view of some endowed upper parts
... although if I had more occasion to symbolically communicate "breasts" in my texts, I would know that the powers that be have already established that to be (o)(o)
... or ($)($) for those that have been artificially enhanced
... so I guess I should just join modern times and learn to ♥ <3.
10 FUN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT EMOTICONS:
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/05/05/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-emoticons/
4 OPTIONS FOR THE HEART EMOTICON:
http://www.sharpened.net/emoticons/smiley/heart
ARTIFICIAL FRENCH BREASTS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER RIGHT NOW:
http://www.euronews.net/2011/12/20/mass-breast-implant-recall-in-france/
... on my smart phone and computers, it shows up like this: <3
... which, because I'm childishly ignorant sometimes, makes me think "breasts" and not "heart" -- like it's some aerial view of some endowed upper parts
... although if I had more occasion to symbolically communicate "breasts" in my texts, I would know that the powers that be have already established that to be (o)(o)
... or ($)($) for those that have been artificially enhanced
... so I guess I should just join modern times and learn to ♥ <3.
10 FUN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT EMOTICONS:
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/05/05/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-emoticons/
4 OPTIONS FOR THE HEART EMOTICON:
http://www.sharpened.net/emoticons/smiley/heart
ARTIFICIAL FRENCH BREASTS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER RIGHT NOW:
http://www.euronews.net/2011/12/20/mass-breast-implant-recall-in-france/
December 28, 2011
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 12/28/11
Izakayas.
Used in a sentence: "I guess it goes to show you how much I happily eat at home as I was completely oblivious but happy to learn a new word when I saw 2011's five hottest dining trends -- one of which was the spread of Izakayas (sake-centric Japanese small-plates eateries)."
It sounds like something to try out (after all, I do enjoy tapas as a meal plan) -- although I've had octopus and miso each only once fixed Japanese-style and didn't like them, so I'm not sure what my selections would be. And sake links to ouzo when my mind plays word association -- to which my only exposure was pretending to have drunk it in excess in the climax of Barefoot in the Park back in my acting heyday at LVC (shout-outs to my drunk acting ouzo partner in crime, Sarah T and my fellow Barefootians Shawn W and Brigette C -- looking forward to the 20th anniversary of that production coming up next year in my Friday flashbacks)!
And, to close the loop on this randomness, we could all toast with Japanese Sapporo (something I do enjoy ...)
YOU MUST BE 21 TO VIEW THIS SITE (IT's ALCOHOL, NOT SEX):
http://www.sapporousa.com/lda/?ref=http://www.sapporousa.com/
TAKING OVER THE WORLD MIGHT BE A TOUCH HYPERBOLIC:
http://www.budgettravel.com/feature/why-you-need-to-know-what-an-iizakayai-is,7131/
AS I PLAN MY BIRTHDAY TRIP, PERHAPS A STOP HERE TO FEEL YOUNG AND HIP?:
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/796080
Used in a sentence: "I guess it goes to show you how much I happily eat at home as I was completely oblivious but happy to learn a new word when I saw 2011's five hottest dining trends -- one of which was the spread of Izakayas (sake-centric Japanese small-plates eateries)."
It sounds like something to try out (after all, I do enjoy tapas as a meal plan) -- although I've had octopus and miso each only once fixed Japanese-style and didn't like them, so I'm not sure what my selections would be. And sake links to ouzo when my mind plays word association -- to which my only exposure was pretending to have drunk it in excess in the climax of Barefoot in the Park back in my acting heyday at LVC (shout-outs to my drunk acting ouzo partner in crime, Sarah T and my fellow Barefootians Shawn W and Brigette C -- looking forward to the 20th anniversary of that production coming up next year in my Friday flashbacks)!
And, to close the loop on this randomness, we could all toast with Japanese Sapporo (something I do enjoy ...)
YOU MUST BE 21 TO VIEW THIS SITE (IT's ALCOHOL, NOT SEX):
http://www.sapporousa.com/lda/?ref=http://www.sapporousa.com/
TAKING OVER THE WORLD MIGHT BE A TOUCH HYPERBOLIC:
http://www.budgettravel.com/feature/why-you-need-to-know-what-an-iizakayai-is,7131/
AS I PLAN MY BIRTHDAY TRIP, PERHAPS A STOP HERE TO FEEL YOUNG AND HIP?:
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/796080
December 27, 2011
Random Tune for Tuesday 12/27/11
Admittedly, it's a bit anti-climactic.
When I started this every-other-week selection of a random tune that would follow alphabetically through the nearly 600 cassettes I accumulated in the 90's (a vast majority courtesy of multiple bites of the 12-cassettes-for-1-cent apples offered by the evil Columbia House queen), I just assumed that I would have a tape for every letter. But, as it turns out -- and as this all comes to a close this final Tuesday of 2011 -- I never had an X, Y or Z in my eccentric and eclectic bunch.
But that doesn't mean I can't randomly select a tune from a group that should be in my collection .. and that I can't find one that somehow ties directly into my hometown of the last decade plus ... and that it can't be a tribute to the blues ...
Z is for ZZTOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV5ioewi4pk&feature=related
When I started this every-other-week selection of a random tune that would follow alphabetically through the nearly 600 cassettes I accumulated in the 90's (a vast majority courtesy of multiple bites of the 12-cassettes-for-1-cent apples offered by the evil Columbia House queen), I just assumed that I would have a tape for every letter. But, as it turns out -- and as this all comes to a close this final Tuesday of 2011 -- I never had an X, Y or Z in my eccentric and eclectic bunch.
But that doesn't mean I can't randomly select a tune from a group that should be in my collection .. and that I can't find one that somehow ties directly into my hometown of the last decade plus ... and that it can't be a tribute to the blues ...
Z is for ZZTOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV5ioewi4pk&feature=related
December 26, 2011
Random Memorial for Monday 12/26/11
Gone but not forgotten: the old way of opening a car trunk.
I got to play a little Kinect yesterday (and I do mean "little" ... I did one round of the Wipeout game and then promptly had to nap -- a side effect of my rapid approach to forty I guess), which reminded me that the same technology has been applied to the Ford 2013 Escape SUV.
Namely ... so long as you have the fob in your pocket, you can simply kick your foot under the back bumper, and the motion will release the automatic door for you. Between that and the kids flying the drones as military maneuvers, it appears that video game technology is the new space shuttle technology which, in its time, had replaced Jetson references.
Dropping the groceries while you fumbled for the keys and attempted to balance everything in one arm or leaned it all against the car planning to do the rapid fire switcheroo (like folks do when they flip a stack of quarters off your elbow) ... you will not be missed.
LUCKILY, SAFETY MECHANISM IS INCLUDED FOR WHEN AN ANIMAL RUNS UNDER:
http://caradvice.askpatty.com/ask_patty_/2011/12/2013-ford-escape-you-will-get-a-kick-out-of-this.html
JUST DON'T USE IT WITH THE FISH EYE LENS:
http://123kinect.com/review/wipeout-2-kinect/
BEING SHIRTLESS APPARENTLY HELPS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_UFxvOcKNY
I got to play a little Kinect yesterday (and I do mean "little" ... I did one round of the Wipeout game and then promptly had to nap -- a side effect of my rapid approach to forty I guess), which reminded me that the same technology has been applied to the Ford 2013 Escape SUV.
Namely ... so long as you have the fob in your pocket, you can simply kick your foot under the back bumper, and the motion will release the automatic door for you. Between that and the kids flying the drones as military maneuvers, it appears that video game technology is the new space shuttle technology which, in its time, had replaced Jetson references.
Dropping the groceries while you fumbled for the keys and attempted to balance everything in one arm or leaned it all against the car planning to do the rapid fire switcheroo (like folks do when they flip a stack of quarters off your elbow) ... you will not be missed.
LUCKILY, SAFETY MECHANISM IS INCLUDED FOR WHEN AN ANIMAL RUNS UNDER:
http://caradvice.askpatty.com/ask_patty_/2011/12/2013-ford-escape-you-will-get-a-kick-out-of-this.html
JUST DON'T USE IT WITH THE FISH EYE LENS:
http://123kinect.com/review/wipeout-2-kinect/
BEING SHIRTLESS APPARENTLY HELPS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_UFxvOcKNY
December 25, 2011
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 12/25/11
What South Bend, Mishawaka and Osceola are talking about this week:
Although back in Chicago now, most of the weekend was spent with family in Indiana ... and clearly everyone there was talking about Christmas. [The local paper did, however, have a warning about how the vicious game of "Knockdown King" was spreading throughout the midwest ... but that's really a downer on the holiday spirit, so I'll save that bit o' news for another day (and the link is below, for those who want to be in-the-know regardless).] It was great catching up with all (pics to show up sometime sooner than seven months from now as I did for most of 2011 [except for the traditional shot of Dolly's butt mid-Christmas-cookery, as I've agreed that's now just for family and never to appear on FB -- so if you're family and you want an autographed copy, hit me up privately]).
In all seriousness and in the words of one of my favorite songs of the season (covered by so many great artists):
May the new year be blessed with good tidings ... 'Til the next time I see you again ... If we must say goodbye ... Let the spirit go with you ... And we'll love and we'll laugh ... In the time that we had ... 'Til the season comes 'round again.
Merry Christmas!
THE AMY GRANT VERSION:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KZrEn90ao
OR, IF YOUR TASTE IS OTHERWISE, THE KENNY ROGERS VERSION:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KZrEn90ao
BEWARE THE GAME OF KNOCKDOWN KING:
http://www.southbendtribune.com/sns-ap-us-thrill-assaults,0,7256486.story
Although back in Chicago now, most of the weekend was spent with family in Indiana ... and clearly everyone there was talking about Christmas. [The local paper did, however, have a warning about how the vicious game of "Knockdown King" was spreading throughout the midwest ... but that's really a downer on the holiday spirit, so I'll save that bit o' news for another day (and the link is below, for those who want to be in-the-know regardless).] It was great catching up with all (pics to show up sometime sooner than seven months from now as I did for most of 2011 [except for the traditional shot of Dolly's butt mid-Christmas-cookery, as I've agreed that's now just for family and never to appear on FB -- so if you're family and you want an autographed copy, hit me up privately]).
In all seriousness and in the words of one of my favorite songs of the season (covered by so many great artists):
May the new year be blessed with good tidings ... 'Til the next time I see you again ... If we must say goodbye ... Let the spirit go with you ... And we'll love and we'll laugh ... In the time that we had ... 'Til the season comes 'round again.
Merry Christmas!
THE AMY GRANT VERSION:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KZrEn90ao
OR, IF YOUR TASTE IS OTHERWISE, THE KENNY ROGERS VERSION:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KZrEn90ao
BEWARE THE GAME OF KNOCKDOWN KING:
http://www.southbendtribune.com/sns-ap-us-thrill-assaults,0,7256486.story
December 24, 2011
Random Soapbox for Saturday 12/24/11
I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ...
... (of course it's a rave ... it is Christmas Eve after all ... neither Santa nor Jesus would want me to be ranting this close to Christmas) ... and even though my favorite holiday is still New Year's Eve, this weekend's celebration has been a great one so far.
From the tunes on the drive in (could Sugarland's Christmas CD replace the classic ones from Amy Grant as my all time favorite? Do better compilation collections exist than the 2005 and 2006 Bath and BodyWorks double CD sets?) to the fact that everyone is home (Jac's on leave, Teddy and Heather are in our state this year and even Robert's skulking about in the background -- plus it's Trevor's first year with us all) ...
... from the fact that my sister's homemade cookies arrived intact yesterday even though they were mailed to the wrong address (thanks again, neighbor!) to the feast that I know is being prepared for tomorrow (I've suggested a bacon garnish for every dish) ...
... from the annual family game (this year, we perverted The Game of Things as only we can) to the quality time I get to spend with all of the animals while here in Indiana (three dogs, three cats and a turtle) ...
It may be the farthest thing from a silent night when we all get together ... but I wouldn't have it any other way. For 14 years and running in this familial configuration, it is indeed ... a Merry Christmas for me and mine.
Assuming you celebrate, may it be the same for you and yours.
YOU CAN PLAY IT STRAIGHT OR YOU CAN PLAY IT TWISTED ...:
http://www.buy.com/pr/product.aspx?sku=213257030&sellerid=25400168
FROM THE ALBUM "GOLD AND GREEN":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFUjDFV9Mog
2 CD SETS 2 YEARS RUNNING IN 2005 and 2006:
http://www.last.fm/music/Various+Artists/Bath+%2526+Body+Works+Holiday+Music+2005%253A+The+Perfect+Christmas+%2528disc+1%253A+Sparkle%2529
... (of course it's a rave ... it is Christmas Eve after all ... neither Santa nor Jesus would want me to be ranting this close to Christmas) ... and even though my favorite holiday is still New Year's Eve, this weekend's celebration has been a great one so far.
From the tunes on the drive in (could Sugarland's Christmas CD replace the classic ones from Amy Grant as my all time favorite? Do better compilation collections exist than the 2005 and 2006 Bath and BodyWorks double CD sets?) to the fact that everyone is home (Jac's on leave, Teddy and Heather are in our state this year and even Robert's skulking about in the background -- plus it's Trevor's first year with us all) ...
... from the fact that my sister's homemade cookies arrived intact yesterday even though they were mailed to the wrong address (thanks again, neighbor!) to the feast that I know is being prepared for tomorrow (I've suggested a bacon garnish for every dish) ...
... from the annual family game (this year, we perverted The Game of Things as only we can) to the quality time I get to spend with all of the animals while here in Indiana (three dogs, three cats and a turtle) ...
It may be the farthest thing from a silent night when we all get together ... but I wouldn't have it any other way. For 14 years and running in this familial configuration, it is indeed ... a Merry Christmas for me and mine.
Assuming you celebrate, may it be the same for you and yours.
YOU CAN PLAY IT STRAIGHT OR YOU CAN PLAY IT TWISTED ...:
http://www.buy.com/pr/product.aspx?sku=213257030&sellerid=25400168
FROM THE ALBUM "GOLD AND GREEN":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFUjDFV9Mog
2 CD SETS 2 YEARS RUNNING IN 2005 and 2006:
http://www.last.fm/music/Various+Artists/Bath+%2526+Body+Works+Holiday+Music+2005%253A+The+Perfect+Christmas+%2528disc+1%253A+Sparkle%2529
December 23, 2011
Random Flashback for Friday 12/23/11
There are 4 easy ways to know -- just at a glance --that this picture is 20 years old (from Cmas 1991).
1 -- the hair (that spot of the back of my skull in the modern day is bare and growing)!
2 -- the giant eyeglasses (I had probably picked up contacts by this time, but hadn't put them in what with the excitement of Cmas morning)!
3 -- the provocative angle of the shot (the Lindsays and the Britneys of the world hadn't yet taught us all to cross our legs when being photographed -- although I'm sure I'm wearing boxers ...)!
4 -- the gift (it is a boombox, after all, just a year or two post Say Anything ...)!
May your boombox dreams (or whatever the 2011 equivalent) come true this holiday season!
December 22, 2011
Random Thought for Thursday 12/22/11
It's a busy time of year, so sometimes things fall by the wayside.
Of course, rest and relaxation are right around the corner, what with Christmas this weekend in South Bend and New Year's weekend back in Chitown and my milestone birthday in sunny Florida (note to Florida, please do be sunny in a fortnight).
But, in the spirit of tying up loose ends ... First, I forgot to mention the other Saturday (12.10) that the countdown to the end of the world was at 375 days. Just, you know, in case that would make you change your lifestyle or start making a list. And second, I forgot to provide my final Amazing Race Aside after the season finale (the down side of watching TV when you want to based on how full the DVR is ...), so here's 3 things I learned in that season final episode:
1.) I still haven't decided if I feel safer or scared-er after watching the flight simulator exercise.
2.) I think I said this previously, but I'm always less than impressed by the half-hearted clapping on display when the winning team(s) run toward the mat past the eliminated players.
3.) I know I said this previously, but I'm always tickled that there is just as much (if not more) of a language barrier issue when the teams are back in America for the final challenges.
FLORIDA WEATHER IN JANUARY:
http://goflorida.about.com/od/allaboutflorida/a/january.htm
ANYONE WHO WAS WITH ME IN MEXICO IN 07 KNOWS I NEED THIS INFO:
http://www.gosunsmart.org/yourskin/yourskin_protection.shtml
TAXI TIPS (although language barrier's are barely addressed):
http://www.poundtaxi.com/taxi-tips/general-tips
Of course, rest and relaxation are right around the corner, what with Christmas this weekend in South Bend and New Year's weekend back in Chitown and my milestone birthday in sunny Florida (note to Florida, please do be sunny in a fortnight).
But, in the spirit of tying up loose ends ... First, I forgot to mention the other Saturday (12.10) that the countdown to the end of the world was at 375 days. Just, you know, in case that would make you change your lifestyle or start making a list. And second, I forgot to provide my final Amazing Race Aside after the season finale (the down side of watching TV when you want to based on how full the DVR is ...), so here's 3 things I learned in that season final episode:
1.) I still haven't decided if I feel safer or scared-er after watching the flight simulator exercise.
2.) I think I said this previously, but I'm always less than impressed by the half-hearted clapping on display when the winning team(s) run toward the mat past the eliminated players.
3.) I know I said this previously, but I'm always tickled that there is just as much (if not more) of a language barrier issue when the teams are back in America for the final challenges.
FLORIDA WEATHER IN JANUARY:
http://goflorida.about.com/od/allaboutflorida/a/january.htm
ANYONE WHO WAS WITH ME IN MEXICO IN 07 KNOWS I NEED THIS INFO:
http://www.gosunsmart.org/yourskin/yourskin_protection.shtml
TAXI TIPS (although language barrier's are barely addressed):
http://www.poundtaxi.com/taxi-tips/general-tips
December 21, 2011
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 12/21/11
App-cessory.
Used in a sentence: "It's the new holiday toy trend -- the app-cessory!"
Look I don't belong to the i-cult. But I have seen others join (someone close to me recently did, and now every other conversation is about something the i-phone can do). And I do have a smart phone now too (an Android -- sorry Stevie Jobs) but I'm very limited in what I've added to it. And I still compute on a laptop or a desktop instead of a tablet.
That being said, I did find what I thought was the best use of the iPad -- the iCade Arcade Cabinet. It costs just shy of a Benjamin, but you plop your iPad into the interface and you have a desktop arcade game at your fingertips. I feel like my fortitude is strong enough so that this app-cessory won't make me want to pledge my allegiance to all things that start with a little 'i', but it did catch my big eye this holiday season. Must ... resist ... conversion ...
THE iCADE ARCADE SYSTEM:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=icade+arcade+cabinet&gbv=2&gs_upl=203l4359l0l4484l20l18l0l4l4l0l281l1717l2.4.4l10l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=5661364965351870483#
THAT's APPCESSORIES tm TO YOU:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Appcessories/All-Appcessories-Products/pcmcat255100050015.c?id=pcmcat255100050015
MUST ... RESIST ... CONVERSION ...:
https://market.android.com/details?id=apps_topselling_free&hl=en
Used in a sentence: "It's the new holiday toy trend -- the app-cessory!"
Look I don't belong to the i-cult. But I have seen others join (someone close to me recently did, and now every other conversation is about something the i-phone can do). And I do have a smart phone now too (an Android -- sorry Stevie Jobs) but I'm very limited in what I've added to it. And I still compute on a laptop or a desktop instead of a tablet.
That being said, I did find what I thought was the best use of the iPad -- the iCade Arcade Cabinet. It costs just shy of a Benjamin, but you plop your iPad into the interface and you have a desktop arcade game at your fingertips. I feel like my fortitude is strong enough so that this app-cessory won't make me want to pledge my allegiance to all things that start with a little 'i', but it did catch my big eye this holiday season. Must ... resist ... conversion ...
THE iCADE ARCADE SYSTEM:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=icade+arcade+cabinet&gbv=2&gs_upl=203l4359l0l4484l20l18l0l4l4l0l281l1717l2.4.4l10l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=5661364965351870483#
THAT's APPCESSORIES tm TO YOU:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Appcessories/All-Appcessories-Products/pcmcat255100050015.c?id=pcmcat255100050015
MUST ... RESIST ... CONVERSION ...:
https://market.android.com/details?id=apps_topselling_free&hl=en
December 20, 2011
Random Tune for Tuesday 12/20/11
It's time for my second of three postings honoring those who passed in 2011 (my so called annual dead celebrity tune trilogy). And, since the concept of "celebrity" is super-stretched in our society right now, I feel OK about providing a tune on which the late Marion Holmes Defore was featured (along with Art Kassel and his Kassels in the Air). She was 93 when she passed last month (which explains the black and white images in the youtube video at the link below) -- and I settled on this song after not being able to find a copy of her singing "I'm a Little Teapot" (my first choice and her most well known tune).
I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT ... I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT ...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNhw1zSME4
I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT ... I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT ...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNhw1zSME4
December 19, 2011
Random Memorial for Monday 12/19/11
Gone but not forgotten (the speed round): [What a weekend ... too many options ... so just choose the one that resonates most with you from the list ... ]
Kim Jong Il --> with the possible exception of your closest friends and family, you and your blindness to the world around you will not be missed (unless your son is a chip off the old commie bloc, and then we might all become more familiar with the phrase "the devil you know is better than the one you don't).
Bears playoff chances --> it was just 4 few weeks ago (pre-thumb-wound) when everyone was of the opinion that we had a guaranteered spot at least until late January, so our purported place in the playoffs will be missed (and baseball starts in how many days?).
Havel --> you who proved that the pen can indeed be mightier than the sword, you will be missed.
Saab --> oddly placed ignition that made it seem like we were in a small airplane, you will be missed now that you've been given up on by your corporate daddy.
Kobe's marriage --> as, in my opinion, you should have ended after you were raping and pillaging the hotel help years ago, you will not be missed (except, quite possibly, by your children, to whom you must now explain why you can't keep it in your pants ...).
Jon Bon Jovi --> seeing as how it was a twitter hoax today after all, the headlines that would have been bad puns based on your hit songs (surely they can do something with Wanted Dead or Alive, Never Say Goodbye or Livin' on a Prayer), you will be missed (at least until they come out again some later rainy day when you do pass -- for reals ...).
IF ONLY THE NUKES WEREN'T IN THE MIX:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/19/us-korea-north-idUSTRE7BI05B20111219
MAYBE A 2% CHANCE LEFT:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2011/12/hanie_falters_again_in_bears_3.html
CZECH, PLEASE ...:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16246922
THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF NEW JERSEY?:
http://80music.about.com/od/artistsae/tp/topbonjovisongs.htm
THE RING DIDN'T MEAN A THING:
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2011/12/19/kobe-bryants-latina-wife-knew-about-multiple-women/
THE PEOPLE OF TROLLHATTAN ARE HOLDING OUT HOPE:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/story/2011-12-19/saab-bankruptcy/52064104/1
Kim Jong Il --> with the possible exception of your closest friends and family, you and your blindness to the world around you will not be missed (unless your son is a chip off the old commie bloc, and then we might all become more familiar with the phrase "the devil you know is better than the one you don't).
Bears playoff chances --> it was just 4 few weeks ago (pre-thumb-wound) when everyone was of the opinion that we had a guaranteered spot at least until late January, so our purported place in the playoffs will be missed (and baseball starts in how many days?).
Havel --> you who proved that the pen can indeed be mightier than the sword, you will be missed.
Saab --> oddly placed ignition that made it seem like we were in a small airplane, you will be missed now that you've been given up on by your corporate daddy.
Kobe's marriage --> as, in my opinion, you should have ended after you were raping and pillaging the hotel help years ago, you will not be missed (except, quite possibly, by your children, to whom you must now explain why you can't keep it in your pants ...).
Jon Bon Jovi --> seeing as how it was a twitter hoax today after all, the headlines that would have been bad puns based on your hit songs (surely they can do something with Wanted Dead or Alive, Never Say Goodbye or Livin' on a Prayer), you will be missed (at least until they come out again some later rainy day when you do pass -- for reals ...).
IF ONLY THE NUKES WEREN'T IN THE MIX:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/19/us-korea-north-idUSTRE7BI05B20111219
MAYBE A 2% CHANCE LEFT:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2011/12/hanie_falters_again_in_bears_3.html
CZECH, PLEASE ...:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16246922
THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF NEW JERSEY?:
http://80music.about.com/od/artistsae/tp/topbonjovisongs.htm
THE RING DIDN'T MEAN A THING:
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2011/12/19/kobe-bryants-latina-wife-knew-about-multiple-women/
THE PEOPLE OF TROLLHATTAN ARE HOLDING OUT HOPE:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/story/2011-12-19/saab-bankruptcy/52064104/1
December 18, 2011
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 12/18/11
What Chicago is talking about this week:
The Greater Chicago Food Depository.
And there's no scandal here. It's just the local county not for profit food bank, which also has a well coordinated volunteer program. I posted pics on Friday, but I just can't say enough about the organization (I joined people from work in a larger group that included a bunch of White Sox fans and Southpaw, apparently the team mascot [sorry, I live within spitting distance of Wrigley], who entertained the crowds before we started [and second sorry, it was probably wrong for me to ask if you guys liked Ozzie because you really did or because you had to as dedicated fans]). Our task was creating bags of goodies for school kids to take home on the weekends if they lived in a suboptimal situation -- called Nourish for Knowledge.
Tour the facility, donate money, volunteer as an individual or in a group ... and that's just a few of the things that can be done -- not just this season, but all year round!
HOW CAN YOU HELP?:
http://www.chicagosfoodbank.org/site/PageServer
NOURISH FOR KNOWLEDGE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Rqh2nRdko
AVAILABLE FOR YOUR PARTY (NOT QUITE THE PHILLIE PHANATIC ...):
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/community/southpaw.jsp
The Greater Chicago Food Depository.
And there's no scandal here. It's just the local county not for profit food bank, which also has a well coordinated volunteer program. I posted pics on Friday, but I just can't say enough about the organization (I joined people from work in a larger group that included a bunch of White Sox fans and Southpaw, apparently the team mascot [sorry, I live within spitting distance of Wrigley], who entertained the crowds before we started [and second sorry, it was probably wrong for me to ask if you guys liked Ozzie because you really did or because you had to as dedicated fans]). Our task was creating bags of goodies for school kids to take home on the weekends if they lived in a suboptimal situation -- called Nourish for Knowledge.
Tour the facility, donate money, volunteer as an individual or in a group ... and that's just a few of the things that can be done -- not just this season, but all year round!
HOW CAN YOU HELP?:
http://www.chicagosfoodbank.org/site/PageServer
NOURISH FOR KNOWLEDGE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Rqh2nRdko
AVAILABLE FOR YOUR PARTY (NOT QUITE THE PHILLIE PHANATIC ...):
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/community/southpaw.jsp
December 17, 2011
Random Soapbox for Saturday 12/17/11
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
... when did the sports section of the paper get so controversial?
And I'm not talking about the scandals of late (that makes my heart hurt too much), but instead about these gems that are actual stories I've seen in the last few months:
1.) A 16 year old high school football student in Ohio was sentenced to 90 days after he slipped a thumbtack into his glove for the postgame handshake with the rival team.
2.) Turkey decided that soccer teams that had been sanctioned for unruly behavior would no longer be allowed to admit men as spectators -- only women and children could watch.
3.) An Israeli national woman's basketball player was kept out of a game because she wore a tshirt underneath her jersey so that her shoulders would be covered in observance with her Orthodox Jewish modesty rules.
4.) A US sprinter attended the world track and field championships hindered by blistered feet because he wore wet socks into a cryogenic chamber.
5.) Tailgating fans of the Detroit Lions were kicked out of a parking lot "stripper bus" called the "booty lounge" because it was determined to be illegal.
6.) Two kids were kicked off of their high school football team because they failed to meet the residency requirements (they stayed with their mom elsewhere on the weekends, and she complained on facebook that they couldn't clean up their bedrooms even thought they only lived with her on Sat and Sun).
7.) Experts testifying at a Senate committee on concussions and the marketing of sports equipment took major companies to task for jumping on the bandwagon and selling equipment that creates "brain safety space" -- even though there was no scientific evidence backing up the claims.
8.) And my favorite most controversial sports story of the last few months .... Iran cracked down on immoral goal-scoring celebrations and two players were banned after Mohammed was caught squeezing the backside of teammate Sheis after a winning goal was scored. (Although I should probably research that to make sure those two weren't stoned.)
Oh for the old fashioned days when it was just scores that were reported in the daily papers -- when thumbtacks were on a bulletin board, when Turkish men controlled themselves, when shoulders were allowed to be covered, when people knew that wet clothes shouldn't go near things that would freeze them, when strippers stayed off buses, when moms didn't tattle on their sons, when concussions weren't the stuff of a marketing gimmick and when guys could squeeze each other's asses all day long without issue (in a sports kind of way, of course ...)
SORRY BRO ... HAND PRICKING IS NOT COOL:
http://www.sorrybrosports.com/2011/10/thumbtack-handshakes-are-illegal-hs.html
DETROIT STRIPPER BUS ... NOW WITH PICTURES!:
http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/09/28/detroits-booty-lounge-stripper-tailgating-bus-whats-the-problem-30-photos/
THE BUTT SQUEEZE THAT MAY HAVE LED TO 74 LASHES:
http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/09/28/detroits-booty-lounge-stripper-tailgating-bus-whats-the-problem-30-photos/
... when did the sports section of the paper get so controversial?
And I'm not talking about the scandals of late (that makes my heart hurt too much), but instead about these gems that are actual stories I've seen in the last few months:
1.) A 16 year old high school football student in Ohio was sentenced to 90 days after he slipped a thumbtack into his glove for the postgame handshake with the rival team.
2.) Turkey decided that soccer teams that had been sanctioned for unruly behavior would no longer be allowed to admit men as spectators -- only women and children could watch.
3.) An Israeli national woman's basketball player was kept out of a game because she wore a tshirt underneath her jersey so that her shoulders would be covered in observance with her Orthodox Jewish modesty rules.
4.) A US sprinter attended the world track and field championships hindered by blistered feet because he wore wet socks into a cryogenic chamber.
5.) Tailgating fans of the Detroit Lions were kicked out of a parking lot "stripper bus" called the "booty lounge" because it was determined to be illegal.
6.) Two kids were kicked off of their high school football team because they failed to meet the residency requirements (they stayed with their mom elsewhere on the weekends, and she complained on facebook that they couldn't clean up their bedrooms even thought they only lived with her on Sat and Sun).
7.) Experts testifying at a Senate committee on concussions and the marketing of sports equipment took major companies to task for jumping on the bandwagon and selling equipment that creates "brain safety space" -- even though there was no scientific evidence backing up the claims.
8.) And my favorite most controversial sports story of the last few months .... Iran cracked down on immoral goal-scoring celebrations and two players were banned after Mohammed was caught squeezing the backside of teammate Sheis after a winning goal was scored. (Although I should probably research that to make sure those two weren't stoned.)
Oh for the old fashioned days when it was just scores that were reported in the daily papers -- when thumbtacks were on a bulletin board, when Turkish men controlled themselves, when shoulders were allowed to be covered, when people knew that wet clothes shouldn't go near things that would freeze them, when strippers stayed off buses, when moms didn't tattle on their sons, when concussions weren't the stuff of a marketing gimmick and when guys could squeeze each other's asses all day long without issue (in a sports kind of way, of course ...)
SORRY BRO ... HAND PRICKING IS NOT COOL:
http://www.sorrybrosports.com/2011/10/thumbtack-handshakes-are-illegal-hs.html
DETROIT STRIPPER BUS ... NOW WITH PICTURES!:
http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/09/28/detroits-booty-lounge-stripper-tailgating-bus-whats-the-problem-30-photos/
THE BUTT SQUEEZE THAT MAY HAVE LED TO 74 LASHES:
http://bustedcoverage.com/2011/09/28/detroits-booty-lounge-stripper-tailgating-bus-whats-the-problem-30-photos/
December 16, 2011
Random Flashback for Friday 12/16/11
I've spent the last few weeks going through pictures of my biological mother's children's young ones. This last one in that series is the one exception, as, in 1991, my sister Sherry hadn't birthed any offspring yet ...
... but she did come to visit me and we went to Hebron Church for the Christmas Eve service (with me in an all too red tie, no?) after first stopping by the family tree for a posed shot. Since I was just about to turn 20, this family tree dates to my time spent with the Woodwards, the family that took me in when I ran away from home in high school.
[As a side note, I can't run through all of my father's children's young ones as there aren't enough weeks this holiday season (nor do I have pictures) of the nearly dozen people he either sired or took care of in a blended family way throughout his many marriages.]
Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones -- whether family by biology or family because of the strong relationships formed with them even though they are not in the blood line.
December 15, 2011
Random Thought for Thursday 12/15/11
My biological father is still alive.
To be clear, he wasn't put on the fast track toward a demise, or anything. He's living out his final days slowly but surely in the local nursing home in PA.
But I did expect my cell phone to ring last night with that news -- mostly because I could not fall asleep and wrestled with his spirit for what seemed like two hours. Maybe it's the accumulation of medicine in my system now that I'm recovering from an illness or maybe it's my impending milestone birthday, but for some reason, I hit the sheets with a very specific memory in my head.
And then, suddenly, all the synapses in my brain started firing and I was flooded with scraps of my interactions with him over the years. It's not like we've ever been extremely close (he was of the generation that let his wives take care of the kiddies in the house -- rest assured, he had one of those at a time -- he's not a polygamist), but I just couldn't keep them from coming. My coping mechanism kicked in, and I started compartmentalizing the bits and pieces of recollections under some kind of timeline just to deal with the onslaught.
Which, in turn, led me to my biggest takeaway of the unsettled time I spent attempting to fall asleep -- the realization that when I came into being at the end of the first week of the year 1972, my father was well on his way to the half century mark in his life. So, other than the stories I've picked up along the way, there are five decades of unknowns when it comes to that man.
But ... he's still alive. I just don't know if I can get anything out of him in the state he's in. And, at least last night, that caused me to lose sleep. To be continued ... ?
MY PERSONAL GENERATION "CANYON" ... APPLIED TO THE BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Companies-Face-a-Generation-Canyon&id=6579455
A POPULAR DREAM TOPIC THIS YEAR:
http://gagascorner.blogspot.com/2011/03/last-night-i-dreamed-my-dad-died-second.html
WHERE HE'S LIVING OUT THE END OF HIS LIFE:
http://www.luthercare.org/
To be clear, he wasn't put on the fast track toward a demise, or anything. He's living out his final days slowly but surely in the local nursing home in PA.
But I did expect my cell phone to ring last night with that news -- mostly because I could not fall asleep and wrestled with his spirit for what seemed like two hours. Maybe it's the accumulation of medicine in my system now that I'm recovering from an illness or maybe it's my impending milestone birthday, but for some reason, I hit the sheets with a very specific memory in my head.
And then, suddenly, all the synapses in my brain started firing and I was flooded with scraps of my interactions with him over the years. It's not like we've ever been extremely close (he was of the generation that let his wives take care of the kiddies in the house -- rest assured, he had one of those at a time -- he's not a polygamist), but I just couldn't keep them from coming. My coping mechanism kicked in, and I started compartmentalizing the bits and pieces of recollections under some kind of timeline just to deal with the onslaught.
Which, in turn, led me to my biggest takeaway of the unsettled time I spent attempting to fall asleep -- the realization that when I came into being at the end of the first week of the year 1972, my father was well on his way to the half century mark in his life. So, other than the stories I've picked up along the way, there are five decades of unknowns when it comes to that man.
But ... he's still alive. I just don't know if I can get anything out of him in the state he's in. And, at least last night, that caused me to lose sleep. To be continued ... ?
MY PERSONAL GENERATION "CANYON" ... APPLIED TO THE BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Companies-Face-a-Generation-Canyon&id=6579455
A POPULAR DREAM TOPIC THIS YEAR:
http://gagascorner.blogspot.com/2011/03/last-night-i-dreamed-my-dad-died-second.html
WHERE HE'S LIVING OUT THE END OF HIS LIFE:
http://www.luthercare.org/
December 14, 2011
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 12/14/11
Smishing.
Used in a sentence: "It's so hard to keep up with the kids and their toys these days -- and even harder to keep up with the people who prey on the kids and their toys these days -- but now on the heels of phishing and pharming and vishing comes smishing, trickery now delivered to you the consumer by way of text message."
Would that it were more like the joy of smushing as brought to us by those Jersey Shore folks, but instead it appears to be the permission we need to get paranoid about every electronic interaction we have. My solution -- I'll be assigning safe words to each of you with whom I electronically interact on a regular basis.
Come to think of it, I guess could employ that same safe word technique as it relates to smushing as well. If you and I fall into that category with regards to our interactions ... well, I'll text you separately.
BEWARE THE SMISH:
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2006/11/smishing.html
SPLITTING ELECTRONIC ATTACK HAIRS? SEE THE DEFINITIONS HERE:
http://security.intuit.com/phishing.html
IN CASE YOU'RE BEHIND ON YOUR JERSEY SHORE SLANG:
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2009/12/17/jersey-slang-part-two-what-it-means-to-go-smush-yourself/
Used in a sentence: "It's so hard to keep up with the kids and their toys these days -- and even harder to keep up with the people who prey on the kids and their toys these days -- but now on the heels of phishing and pharming and vishing comes smishing, trickery now delivered to you the consumer by way of text message."
Would that it were more like the joy of smushing as brought to us by those Jersey Shore folks, but instead it appears to be the permission we need to get paranoid about every electronic interaction we have. My solution -- I'll be assigning safe words to each of you with whom I electronically interact on a regular basis.
Come to think of it, I guess could employ that same safe word technique as it relates to smushing as well. If you and I fall into that category with regards to our interactions ... well, I'll text you separately.
BEWARE THE SMISH:
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2006/11/smishing.html
SPLITTING ELECTRONIC ATTACK HAIRS? SEE THE DEFINITIONS HERE:
http://security.intuit.com/phishing.html
IN CASE YOU'RE BEHIND ON YOUR JERSEY SHORE SLANG:
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2009/12/17/jersey-slang-part-two-what-it-means-to-go-smush-yourself/
December 13, 2011
Random Tune for Tuesday 12/13/11
So ... I don't have any performers who start with the letter Y in my eccentric and eclectic cassette collection either (I didn't have anyone with an X two weeks ago ... and newsflash a fortnight early ... I don't have anyone with a Z either).
No Yes or Yaz or Yardbirds or Young, Neil made it to my stash back in the day (although Mr. Young does appear on a Pearl Jam mixtape of "Rockin in the Free World" ...)
Which leaves me torn. I could play someone's version of "I Told You So" in honor of the fact the clinic called today to say I do have strep throat after all (they denied it on Sunday) ... but, instead, I'll turn to a holiday tune.
And in the most random of finds, here's a spoof of Young MC's classic "Bust-a-Move" -- done up as a rap battle between Santa and Jack Frost and Frosty. And done up by someone who should never be allowed to parody any rap song ever again as a matter of public policy.
Happy Holidays!
Y is for YOUNG MC (whose song is parodied in this oh-so-bad-it's-good holiday rap battle):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4k_LE1xek
No Yes or Yaz or Yardbirds or Young, Neil made it to my stash back in the day (although Mr. Young does appear on a Pearl Jam mixtape of "Rockin in the Free World" ...)
Which leaves me torn. I could play someone's version of "I Told You So" in honor of the fact the clinic called today to say I do have strep throat after all (they denied it on Sunday) ... but, instead, I'll turn to a holiday tune.
And in the most random of finds, here's a spoof of Young MC's classic "Bust-a-Move" -- done up as a rap battle between Santa and Jack Frost and Frosty. And done up by someone who should never be allowed to parody any rap song ever again as a matter of public policy.
Happy Holidays!
Y is for YOUNG MC (whose song is parodied in this oh-so-bad-it's-good holiday rap battle):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4k_LE1xek
December 12, 2011
Random Memorial for Monday 12/12/11
Gone but not forgotten: swallowing without the sensation of there being razor blades in my throat.
I'm on Day 4 of this particular unpleasantness. The pharmacy minute-clinic personnel assured me (after waiting two-score-dozen minutes to see them) that it was a viral sore throat and not strep (unless their results say something otherwise tomorrow). However, I can almost guarantee I'll wake up in the morning with this illness having passed me by. Why? Because I had scheduled this past Friday and Monday off of work to make a long pre-holiday weekend, and I return to work tomorrow. So of course I'll be better in the morn ...
Days of healthy otolaryngological experiences, you are sorely [pun intended] missed.
IT'S THE OLDEST MEDICAL PROFESSION IN THE US (LIKE HOOKING, NO?):
http://www.entnet.org/HealthInformation/otolaryngologist.cfm
I MEANT METAPHORICALLY, NOT LITERALLY:
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/11/01/5376560-swallow-hard-docs-job-is-to-remove-razor-blades-bedsprings
I'M ONE OF THE "FLOCK":
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/03/12/sick_flocking_to_in_store_clinics/?page=full
I'm on Day 4 of this particular unpleasantness. The pharmacy minute-clinic personnel assured me (after waiting two-score-dozen minutes to see them) that it was a viral sore throat and not strep (unless their results say something otherwise tomorrow). However, I can almost guarantee I'll wake up in the morning with this illness having passed me by. Why? Because I had scheduled this past Friday and Monday off of work to make a long pre-holiday weekend, and I return to work tomorrow. So of course I'll be better in the morn ...
Days of healthy otolaryngological experiences, you are sorely [pun intended] missed.
IT'S THE OLDEST MEDICAL PROFESSION IN THE US (LIKE HOOKING, NO?):
http://www.entnet.org/HealthInformation/otolaryngologist.cfm
I MEANT METAPHORICALLY, NOT LITERALLY:
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/11/01/5376560-swallow-hard-docs-job-is-to-remove-razor-blades-bedsprings
I'M ONE OF THE "FLOCK":
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/03/12/sick_flocking_to_in_store_clinics/?page=full
December 11, 2011
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 12/11/11
What Chicago is talking about this week:
It's not usually right to delight in the misfortune of others, but I think we all agree that this case can be the exception. I'm referring to the mugging in the last few days on the southwest side perpetrated by one Anthony Miranda. Well -- almost perpetrated. Turns out the guy he went after was cage-fighter trained. And turns out one Anthony Miranda was made to shoot himself in his ankle, was beat up and held down until the cops arrived and was photographed for his mug shot with two black eyes and other facial wounds to go with his wounded pride. Stupid mugger thug wannabe ...
THE MIRANDA MUG SHOT:
http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/notitas-de-noticias/details/top-tip-for-muggers-make-sure-your-mark-is-not-a-ufc-fighter/12332/
NOT EXCLUSIVELY AN AMERICAN STORY -- HERE'S THE SCOTTISH VERSION IN 2009:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2009/11/05/scots-cage-fighter-sends-four-muggers-fleeing-in-terror-86908-21799069/
AND HERE'S THE TRANSVESTITE VERSION AS WELL:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html
It's not usually right to delight in the misfortune of others, but I think we all agree that this case can be the exception. I'm referring to the mugging in the last few days on the southwest side perpetrated by one Anthony Miranda. Well -- almost perpetrated. Turns out the guy he went after was cage-fighter trained. And turns out one Anthony Miranda was made to shoot himself in his ankle, was beat up and held down until the cops arrived and was photographed for his mug shot with two black eyes and other facial wounds to go with his wounded pride. Stupid mugger thug wannabe ...
THE MIRANDA MUG SHOT:
http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/notitas-de-noticias/details/top-tip-for-muggers-make-sure-your-mark-is-not-a-ufc-fighter/12332/
NOT EXCLUSIVELY AN AMERICAN STORY -- HERE'S THE SCOTTISH VERSION IN 2009:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2009/11/05/scots-cage-fighter-sends-four-muggers-fleeing-in-terror-86908-21799069/
AND HERE'S THE TRANSVESTITE VERSION AS WELL:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html
December 10, 2011
Random Soapbox for Saturday 12/10/11
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
... and maybe I should start with a disclaimer in that I'm sick. Not the "had too much Guinness last night" kind of fogginess, or the "spent most of my day on the new cushioned toilet seat" kind of unpleasantry ... but the "wow I can barely swallow, some thing's about to burst out of my eardrum and my epiglottis is ON FIRE" malady that I've been chasing by mixing any cold medication I can find in the bathroom medicine cabinet (including those alka seltzer cold fizzies that they took off the market because old people were having strokes after ingesting them). Which is just my long way to say ... if I cross a line, here, it's the medicine talking.
Oh right -- the weekly rant. Dear lady neighbors who moved into the 3rd floor apartment above the one I'm in: I sincerely hope that the hour of pounding on the floor the other night was you getting a carpet installed or having the wooden floors refurbished -- because if it's what I think it is, and you're concerned about the fact that you can hear my television, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to call out your behavior as the passive aggressive mess that it was.
If you think that I can't outlast your pounding -- well then you have another proverbial think coming. Because I come from a long line of stubborn Prussian stock (Kaiser Wilhelm learned his obstinacy from my father's peeps back in the day) that will out wait any attempts you make at throwing some kind of temper tantrum to make me change my behavior. We'll talking all kinds of stubbornness as wide as a country mile (which is apparently still just 5280 feet and all, but it comes with a spit and a holler of aw-shucks charm). So -- pound away.
Or -- better yet -- adjust your expectations. I'm not sure what you were thinking moving into a building surrounded by all kinds of bar folk who will drink and hoot and holler all times of day and night (if you didn't see it -- that was an 11am Santa inspired bar crawl I watched go past my sickbed bedroom window today). Not to mention that Wrigley Field is a stone's throw away -- (and, since you moved in on the off-season, please know now that there will be approximately 40,000 alcohol soaked fans milling about all summer long -- although, if tradition holds, that activity will go away as soon as the post-season arrives) and that the elevated tracks go right past the back porch -- so close that I can usually see who's reading what on the red and purple lines.
In addition to the constant ambient noise (did I mention that the tornado warning system is a few houses down, next to one of the most active fire stations in the 'hood?), it's also just as much true that this old building is hear-through, if you know what I mean. I will know when you entertain gentleman callers, and I will know the scope of said entertainment. If you even so much as strain while eliminating your waste, I'm going to hear it. And I'm not a mean person -- I'll be rooting for you to be successful in both of those scenarios.
Finally -- there will be a lot of television noise that you'll be hearing -- because I do so watch a lot of TV. If you were listening last Sunday night, you might have pieced together that it was the penultimate episode of this season's race that I was watching, and then, together, you and I could have learned these three things (it's my Amazing Race Aside for the week):
1.) When a challenge starts at 4am in the morning on the streets of Brussels, your only local assistance is going to be the drunks coming out of the bars.
2.) Neither Charlie Chaplin nor Buster Keaton nor Harold Lloyd is Belgian, but nice try ...
3.) It turns out that the Countess didn't make it up. There's a statue of Ferdinand De Lesseps (in Panama) -- he is royalty after all!
I THINK IT'S META-RACIST ... STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE #30:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/
THE COUNT AND HIS ROLE IN THE CANAL (PRE-HOUSEWIVES HISTORY):
http://www.ared.com/history.htm
IT BEGAN AT 8AM and WAS TO HAVE INCLUDED OVER 10000 PEOPLE:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/12/01/best-holiday-bar-crawl-tbox-2011/
... and maybe I should start with a disclaimer in that I'm sick. Not the "had too much Guinness last night" kind of fogginess, or the "spent most of my day on the new cushioned toilet seat" kind of unpleasantry ... but the "wow I can barely swallow, some thing's about to burst out of my eardrum and my epiglottis is ON FIRE" malady that I've been chasing by mixing any cold medication I can find in the bathroom medicine cabinet (including those alka seltzer cold fizzies that they took off the market because old people were having strokes after ingesting them). Which is just my long way to say ... if I cross a line, here, it's the medicine talking.
Oh right -- the weekly rant. Dear lady neighbors who moved into the 3rd floor apartment above the one I'm in: I sincerely hope that the hour of pounding on the floor the other night was you getting a carpet installed or having the wooden floors refurbished -- because if it's what I think it is, and you're concerned about the fact that you can hear my television, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to call out your behavior as the passive aggressive mess that it was.
If you think that I can't outlast your pounding -- well then you have another proverbial think coming. Because I come from a long line of stubborn Prussian stock (Kaiser Wilhelm learned his obstinacy from my father's peeps back in the day) that will out wait any attempts you make at throwing some kind of temper tantrum to make me change my behavior. We'll talking all kinds of stubbornness as wide as a country mile (which is apparently still just 5280 feet and all, but it comes with a spit and a holler of aw-shucks charm). So -- pound away.
Or -- better yet -- adjust your expectations. I'm not sure what you were thinking moving into a building surrounded by all kinds of bar folk who will drink and hoot and holler all times of day and night (if you didn't see it -- that was an 11am Santa inspired bar crawl I watched go past my sickbed bedroom window today). Not to mention that Wrigley Field is a stone's throw away -- (and, since you moved in on the off-season, please know now that there will be approximately 40,000 alcohol soaked fans milling about all summer long -- although, if tradition holds, that activity will go away as soon as the post-season arrives) and that the elevated tracks go right past the back porch -- so close that I can usually see who's reading what on the red and purple lines.
In addition to the constant ambient noise (did I mention that the tornado warning system is a few houses down, next to one of the most active fire stations in the 'hood?), it's also just as much true that this old building is hear-through, if you know what I mean. I will know when you entertain gentleman callers, and I will know the scope of said entertainment. If you even so much as strain while eliminating your waste, I'm going to hear it. And I'm not a mean person -- I'll be rooting for you to be successful in both of those scenarios.
Finally -- there will be a lot of television noise that you'll be hearing -- because I do so watch a lot of TV. If you were listening last Sunday night, you might have pieced together that it was the penultimate episode of this season's race that I was watching, and then, together, you and I could have learned these three things (it's my Amazing Race Aside for the week):
1.) When a challenge starts at 4am in the morning on the streets of Brussels, your only local assistance is going to be the drunks coming out of the bars.
2.) Neither Charlie Chaplin nor Buster Keaton nor Harold Lloyd is Belgian, but nice try ...
3.) It turns out that the Countess didn't make it up. There's a statue of Ferdinand De Lesseps (in Panama) -- he is royalty after all!
I THINK IT'S META-RACIST ... STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE #30:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/
THE COUNT AND HIS ROLE IN THE CANAL (PRE-HOUSEWIVES HISTORY):
http://www.ared.com/history.htm
IT BEGAN AT 8AM and WAS TO HAVE INCLUDED OVER 10000 PEOPLE:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/12/01/best-holiday-bar-crawl-tbox-2011/
December 9, 2011
Random Flashback for Friday 12/9/11
And here's the last of the photos of my mother's grandchildren that I've featured the last few Friday flashbacks (disclaimer: as of twenty years ago in '91, my sister Sherry's kids hadn't arrived yet, so I'll find some other way to represent her next week).
This is baby Casey Jo (my sister Sharon's daughter) pausing just briefly from scoping out what was underneath the Christmas tree.
For a pictorial representation of how quickly babies grow into fully functional young people, take a look at the post of Casey Jo's "home from the hospital photo" on 2/26/10 and her "baby's first Christmas" pic on 1/7/11.
Soon enough these babies will be having babies of their own -- and then I'll be referring to future flashbacks with my mother in the role of great grandmother instead!
Happy Holidays!! [No -- I'm not taking a stand on the new "greeting crusades" -- just too lazy to list out those that are celebrated by all my friends this time of year]!
December 8, 2011
Random Thought for Thursday 12/8/11
If Biebs is chastely going to wait for "shawty" under the misteltoe, and he's only 5'5" -- how tiny does that girl have to be?
And do those who speak "street" call the gals who play ball at Rutgers "shawty" too -- like in some ironic oxymoronic way?
[Feel free to stop cringing -- I'm not going to Imus myself and refer descriptively to those same players by their hair type, mostly because I've seen Chris Rock's documentary "Good Hair" and know better, but also because I don't think I'm a racist.]
Just wonderin' ...
OF COURSE I CAN FIND A BLOG POST ABOUT JUSTIN'S HEIGHT:
http://www.justbie.com/how-tall-is-justin-bieber/2251/
OF COURSE I CAN RELIVE THE IMUS ISSUE and OTHER INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS:
http://mediamatters.org/research/200704040011
OF COURSE WE'RE ALREADY REMINISCING ABOUT THE 00's:
http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/inthe00s/smf/1205714154.shtml
And do those who speak "street" call the gals who play ball at Rutgers "shawty" too -- like in some ironic oxymoronic way?
[Feel free to stop cringing -- I'm not going to Imus myself and refer descriptively to those same players by their hair type, mostly because I've seen Chris Rock's documentary "Good Hair" and know better, but also because I don't think I'm a racist.]
Just wonderin' ...
OF COURSE I CAN FIND A BLOG POST ABOUT JUSTIN'S HEIGHT:
http://www.justbie.com/how-tall-is-justin-bieber/2251/
OF COURSE I CAN RELIVE THE IMUS ISSUE and OTHER INAPPROPRIATE REMARKS:
http://mediamatters.org/research/200704040011
OF COURSE WE'RE ALREADY REMINISCING ABOUT THE 00's:
http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/inthe00s/smf/1205714154.shtml
December 7, 2011
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 12/7/11
Colored Margarine Table-side Ban.
Used in a sentence: "Amidst all of the political discourse leading into next year's presidential election, some folks north of the local border are focused on the right legislative agenda -- overturning the colored margarine table-side ban."
I always get a chuckle about obscure laws still on the books. In case you slip into Wisconsin, just know that if you eat in a restaurant there, you can't get colored margarine unless you make a special request. And if you get in trouble and wind up in a Cheesehead prison -- you're not going to get the healthy stuff unless you're a vegan or someone with a noted health concern (which costs the taxpayers 3x more).
Some are trying to get it overturned (and running into the well organized butter lobby) so it remains to be seen if they are successful. You heard it hear first -- if you're going to Wisconsin this holiday, pack your own Country Crock!
THE OLEO WARS:
http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/wmh/pdf/wmh_autumn01_strey.pdf
FIGHT THE BUTTER POWERS THAT BE:
http://consumerist.com/2011/10/wisconsin-rep-seeks-to-repeal-anti-margarine-law.html
COMPARE AND DECIDE AND RECOMMEND TO YOUR WISCONSIN SENATOR:
http://www.cspinet.org/nah/articles/spreads.html
Used in a sentence: "Amidst all of the political discourse leading into next year's presidential election, some folks north of the local border are focused on the right legislative agenda -- overturning the colored margarine table-side ban."
I always get a chuckle about obscure laws still on the books. In case you slip into Wisconsin, just know that if you eat in a restaurant there, you can't get colored margarine unless you make a special request. And if you get in trouble and wind up in a Cheesehead prison -- you're not going to get the healthy stuff unless you're a vegan or someone with a noted health concern (which costs the taxpayers 3x more).
Some are trying to get it overturned (and running into the well organized butter lobby) so it remains to be seen if they are successful. You heard it hear first -- if you're going to Wisconsin this holiday, pack your own Country Crock!
THE OLEO WARS:
http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/wmh/pdf/wmh_autumn01_strey.pdf
FIGHT THE BUTTER POWERS THAT BE:
http://consumerist.com/2011/10/wisconsin-rep-seeks-to-repeal-anti-margarine-law.html
COMPARE AND DECIDE AND RECOMMEND TO YOUR WISCONSIN SENATOR:
http://www.cspinet.org/nah/articles/spreads.html
December 6, 2011
Random Tune for Tuesday 12/6/11
For at least the third year in a row ... it's time to bring back (not because anybody asked ... just because I'm a little odd) ... the Dead Celebrity Tune Trilogy. First up -- a tune from Joseph Brooks, who passed this summer.
And, since I am just as much twisted as I am a little odd, I guess I feel comfortable sharing that it turns out Joseph died from self-inflicted asphyxiation by helium, just before he was headed to trial for allegedly being a serial casting couch assaultist in his older age.
So even though I usually only provide one link ... I'll include both the now dead composer in a clip and the more famous Debby Boone version (who, to be clear, is NOT DEAD -- and, at the rate her daddy Pat is going, has quite a few years to go if the genetic trait was passed on to her), just in case you'd rather have your life lit up by one over the other.
IN THE STUDIO (WITH NO COUCH IN SIGHT):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTOcdU88fg
THE ONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SONG WHO DIDN'T DIE LAST YEAR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQpl_JFHya0
And, since I am just as much twisted as I am a little odd, I guess I feel comfortable sharing that it turns out Joseph died from self-inflicted asphyxiation by helium, just before he was headed to trial for allegedly being a serial casting couch assaultist in his older age.
So even though I usually only provide one link ... I'll include both the now dead composer in a clip and the more famous Debby Boone version (who, to be clear, is NOT DEAD -- and, at the rate her daddy Pat is going, has quite a few years to go if the genetic trait was passed on to her), just in case you'd rather have your life lit up by one over the other.
IN THE STUDIO (WITH NO COUCH IN SIGHT):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTOcdU88fg
THE ONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SONG WHO DIDN'T DIE LAST YEAR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQpl_JFHya0
December 5, 2011
Random Memorial for Monday 12/5/11
Gone but not forgotten: about half of the things underneath the Christmas tree.
No -- nothing else was stolen from the apartment, nor did I reduce my friends and family by 50%, and contrary to what you might think, this isn't a recessionary strategy for getting through the 2011 holidays.
It is however, a sad commentary on the weekend, when I pulled out all of the cmas decorations, which had been housed in the special storage space in the building's basement, and discovered that the bottom bin had taken on water during this past summer's flooding (see post on 7.24.11). Since I decorate around the tree with holiday tins collected from year to year, it's also where the ornaments have been stored.
In an odd twist -- those same tins protected almost all of the ornaments (including the hand crocheted ones from my mom and my mom's mom which now have a musty smell -- but so did my mom's mom's place -- it's where I learned what mothballs were, after all) ... but they ended up sacrificing themselves in the process as they turned rusty and nasty.
It was a brief moment of sadness -- but there are those who lose a lot more in other things that truly are disasters -- so a moment of silence and out to the dumpster they went (where they were picked up within the hour by the scrap metal pickers that patrol the city's 'hood).
And tonight ... the tree gets decorated!
Since you can so easily be replaced and re-collected in the years ahead, rusty holiday tins I've discarded that have now been re-purposed by some dumpster diver, you really won't be missed that much.
OUR SUMMER FLOOD (FOUR MONTHS AGO):
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-07-24/us/illinois.chicago.flooding_1_flood-warning-outages-storms?_s=PM:US
TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MOLD:
http://www.epa.gov/mold/moldresources.html#Ten_Things
NON-GIFTY SUGGESTIONS FOR UNDER THE TREE DECORATING:
http://voices.yahoo.com/decorate-under-christmas-tree-2281418.html
No -- nothing else was stolen from the apartment, nor did I reduce my friends and family by 50%, and contrary to what you might think, this isn't a recessionary strategy for getting through the 2011 holidays.
It is however, a sad commentary on the weekend, when I pulled out all of the cmas decorations, which had been housed in the special storage space in the building's basement, and discovered that the bottom bin had taken on water during this past summer's flooding (see post on 7.24.11). Since I decorate around the tree with holiday tins collected from year to year, it's also where the ornaments have been stored.
In an odd twist -- those same tins protected almost all of the ornaments (including the hand crocheted ones from my mom and my mom's mom which now have a musty smell -- but so did my mom's mom's place -- it's where I learned what mothballs were, after all) ... but they ended up sacrificing themselves in the process as they turned rusty and nasty.
It was a brief moment of sadness -- but there are those who lose a lot more in other things that truly are disasters -- so a moment of silence and out to the dumpster they went (where they were picked up within the hour by the scrap metal pickers that patrol the city's 'hood).
And tonight ... the tree gets decorated!
Since you can so easily be replaced and re-collected in the years ahead, rusty holiday tins I've discarded that have now been re-purposed by some dumpster diver, you really won't be missed that much.
OUR SUMMER FLOOD (FOUR MONTHS AGO):
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-07-24/us/illinois.chicago.flooding_1_flood-warning-outages-storms?_s=PM:US
TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MOLD:
http://www.epa.gov/mold/moldresources.html#Ten_Things
NON-GIFTY SUGGESTIONS FOR UNDER THE TREE DECORATING:
http://voices.yahoo.com/decorate-under-christmas-tree-2281418.html
December 4, 2011
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 12/4/11
What Chicago is talking about this week:
The YELLOW DOT comes to IDOT!
It kind of reminds me of the stickers you're supposed to put on your window so that the firepeople save your pets -- but the hot new item for the old people in your life (baby boomers aren't getting any younger) is a yellow dot to put on the car. The color is chosen to hearken to the "golden hour" after a crash when the EMTs often make decisions that determine whether you live or die, and the concept is to keep your key medical records in a yellow envelope in the glovebox so that first responders can make informed decisions.
Some nay-sayers say that the yellow dot makes you a target for theft of those same records -- and others say that the true solution is to be able to download your records into an OnStar like device ... but if you have a loved older one who hasn't given up their drivers license yet, you may want to do the research, see if Yellow Dot is in your state, and prepare for the future.
Speaking of older people, like the couple who went home last week on one of my favorite competition reality shows, here's my Amazing Race Aside with three things I learned from last week's episode:
1.) When posing in Speedos, be sure to smile -- it's what the audience wants.
2.) Beersel is apparently very hard to find in Brussels.
3.) Just like the Arch, one can climb inside the Atomium!
JUST ANNOUNCED: YELLOW DOT FROM THE IDOT!:
http://www.dot.state.il.us/press/r112211.html
NOT EVERYONE'S HAPPY ABOUT IT (ALTHOUGH THEY ARE SELLING SOMETHING):
http://yellowdotprogram.com/tag/yellow-dot-program-pa/
I WAS IN BRUSSELS IN 1990, BUT DIDN'T KNOW THEN ABOUT THE ATOMIUM:
http://www.brussels-belgium-travel-guide.com/atomium.html
The YELLOW DOT comes to IDOT!
It kind of reminds me of the stickers you're supposed to put on your window so that the firepeople save your pets -- but the hot new item for the old people in your life (baby boomers aren't getting any younger) is a yellow dot to put on the car. The color is chosen to hearken to the "golden hour" after a crash when the EMTs often make decisions that determine whether you live or die, and the concept is to keep your key medical records in a yellow envelope in the glovebox so that first responders can make informed decisions.
Some nay-sayers say that the yellow dot makes you a target for theft of those same records -- and others say that the true solution is to be able to download your records into an OnStar like device ... but if you have a loved older one who hasn't given up their drivers license yet, you may want to do the research, see if Yellow Dot is in your state, and prepare for the future.
Speaking of older people, like the couple who went home last week on one of my favorite competition reality shows, here's my Amazing Race Aside with three things I learned from last week's episode:
1.) When posing in Speedos, be sure to smile -- it's what the audience wants.
2.) Beersel is apparently very hard to find in Brussels.
3.) Just like the Arch, one can climb inside the Atomium!
JUST ANNOUNCED: YELLOW DOT FROM THE IDOT!:
http://www.dot.state.il.us/press/r112211.html
NOT EVERYONE'S HAPPY ABOUT IT (ALTHOUGH THEY ARE SELLING SOMETHING):
http://yellowdotprogram.com/tag/yellow-dot-program-pa/
I WAS IN BRUSSELS IN 1990, BUT DIDN'T KNOW THEN ABOUT THE ATOMIUM:
http://www.brussels-belgium-travel-guide.com/atomium.html
December 3, 2011
Random Soapbox for Saturday 12/3/11
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
... it's time to call out a few more television ads that have crossed the line! I do everything I can to optimize my TV viewing (which means fast forwarding through ads as much as possible -- and a special "curses" to you, Rupert Murdoch, for disabling the feature on the FOX on demand shows), but occasionally an advert or two slips through.
And I've railed about companies using cartoons to lessen the load of uncomfortableness (like the Charmin bears so obsessed with a dinkleberry free life), so I wasn't as surprised that Luvs upped the load angle with the poop explosion pageant. If you haven't seen it (I understand now that it came out last January, but I just caught a glimpse of it recently), it's a competition between three racially and gender mixed cartoon babies, with scores being assigned to the one who can fill up his or her diaper with the biggest explosion of excrement. It's cheers all around -- particularly for the winner who gets the perfect score -- but it just sickened me. For those with a fetish, more power to you.
[I'm not a prude. As a matter of fact, I think scatological comedy has its place. Exhibit A: Raising Hope, which the TVLand awards should name as it's Instant Classic show for the next ceremony, recently featured a sweet love story told around the task of sifting through Maw Maw's poo. But it was handled in such a classy way ...]
The other commercial of late doesn't quite offend me in the same manner. And since I don't belong to the i-cult, it's a matter that doesn't affect me directly. But I am disappointed that the new iphone ads featuring Siri include so many exchanges with the automated wonder that do not include please and thank you. We're already a nation becoming unfamiliar with how to have actual human interactions, and I fear the day when we piss off the next Hal-like iteration and "they" take over. Let's keep Siri as happy as we can for as long as possible ...
IT's GONE NOTICED BY OTHERS AS WELL:
http://pocketcyclone.com/2011/10/24/lets-be-nice-to-siri/
BUT THEN AGAIN, SO HAS THIS ONE:
http://www.parenting.com/blogs/show-and-tell/lauren-parentingcom/luvs-poop-commercial-tmi-or-hilarious
AND IT's A SHAME IF YOU'VE NOT YET NOTICED THIS HILARIOUS SHOW:
http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/11/09/raising-hope-jimmy-kid/
... it's time to call out a few more television ads that have crossed the line! I do everything I can to optimize my TV viewing (which means fast forwarding through ads as much as possible -- and a special "curses" to you, Rupert Murdoch, for disabling the feature on the FOX on demand shows), but occasionally an advert or two slips through.
And I've railed about companies using cartoons to lessen the load of uncomfortableness (like the Charmin bears so obsessed with a dinkleberry free life), so I wasn't as surprised that Luvs upped the load angle with the poop explosion pageant. If you haven't seen it (I understand now that it came out last January, but I just caught a glimpse of it recently), it's a competition between three racially and gender mixed cartoon babies, with scores being assigned to the one who can fill up his or her diaper with the biggest explosion of excrement. It's cheers all around -- particularly for the winner who gets the perfect score -- but it just sickened me. For those with a fetish, more power to you.
[I'm not a prude. As a matter of fact, I think scatological comedy has its place. Exhibit A: Raising Hope, which the TVLand awards should name as it's Instant Classic show for the next ceremony, recently featured a sweet love story told around the task of sifting through Maw Maw's poo. But it was handled in such a classy way ...]
The other commercial of late doesn't quite offend me in the same manner. And since I don't belong to the i-cult, it's a matter that doesn't affect me directly. But I am disappointed that the new iphone ads featuring Siri include so many exchanges with the automated wonder that do not include please and thank you. We're already a nation becoming unfamiliar with how to have actual human interactions, and I fear the day when we piss off the next Hal-like iteration and "they" take over. Let's keep Siri as happy as we can for as long as possible ...
IT's GONE NOTICED BY OTHERS AS WELL:
http://pocketcyclone.com/2011/10/24/lets-be-nice-to-siri/
BUT THEN AGAIN, SO HAS THIS ONE:
http://www.parenting.com/blogs/show-and-tell/lauren-parentingcom/luvs-poop-commercial-tmi-or-hilarious
AND IT's A SHAME IF YOU'VE NOT YET NOTICED THIS HILARIOUS SHOW:
http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/11/09/raising-hope-jimmy-kid/
December 2, 2011
Random Flashback for Friday 12/2/11
I'm going round robin here with my siblings' children as the holidays approach (well, those of my siblings that had children twenty years ago, as that's the whole premise behind my Flashback Fridays).
Last week was Bonnie's kids and next week is Sharon's child (Sherry's progeny came along later ...) ... so Holly's Ashlyn and Nic circa 1991 take the stage today.
Sadly, no amount of photo editing skills will tell me exactly what's just outside of the frame that has Ashlyn's attention ... but I'm sure it was something special!
Happy Holidays to you and yours!
December 1, 2011
Random Thought for Thursday 12/1/11
Well played, McDonalds ... well played. What a clever way to bypass the legislation in San Fran -- no more free Happy Meal Toys, but you can have them for a dime's donation to the Ronald McDonald House. When will folks realize that chubby children are cherubic, even if they might have a slightly earlier expiration date than their slimmer siblings?
And, how about focusing on the real legislation needed in California. Between the Walmart shoppers and the UC Davis rent-a-cops, shouldn't all of our call-a-politician campaign efforts be focused toward the total ban of pepper spray in this state? After all, Chicago bans the sale of spray paint cans and little bottles of alcohol because it knows I couldn't be trusted with access to that combo!
JUST AS WITH THE EUROZONE MELTDOWN, BLAME GREECE:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/higher-education/university-chancellor-under-pressure-after-campus-police-pepper-spray-students-at-occupy-camp/2011/11/23/gIQAssqIpN_story.html
HERE'S A DIME -- DOES NO ONE CARE?:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2011/11/san-francisco-mcdonalds-start-selling-formerly-free-happy-meal-toys.html
CAUSE THE SUPREMES SAY WE CAN:
http://www.nytimes.com/1995/03/04/us/justice-stevens-allows-chicago-to-ban-spray-paint.html
And, how about focusing on the real legislation needed in California. Between the Walmart shoppers and the UC Davis rent-a-cops, shouldn't all of our call-a-politician campaign efforts be focused toward the total ban of pepper spray in this state? After all, Chicago bans the sale of spray paint cans and little bottles of alcohol because it knows I couldn't be trusted with access to that combo!
JUST AS WITH THE EUROZONE MELTDOWN, BLAME GREECE:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/higher-education/university-chancellor-under-pressure-after-campus-police-pepper-spray-students-at-occupy-camp/2011/11/23/gIQAssqIpN_story.html
HERE'S A DIME -- DOES NO ONE CARE?:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2011/11/san-francisco-mcdonalds-start-selling-formerly-free-happy-meal-toys.html
CAUSE THE SUPREMES SAY WE CAN:
http://www.nytimes.com/1995/03/04/us/justice-stevens-allows-chicago-to-ban-spray-paint.html
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