I don't know how many of these random tunes for Tuesday that I've started with "not sure why this popped into my head", but today will not be one of them.
I'm 85% sure that this tune jumped to the front of the line of my consciousness as a sort of tune-association from hearing the target baby commercial that's currently using an English/Spanish lullaby-ish version of "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands": http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/70481/Target-Commercial-2013.aspx
In my kiddie church past, it's THIS song that we would sing. Kind of like this youtube video I found of a church trying to force the kids to do the same (stick around for the second verse, and things get better -- well, at least, they get clappier).
SOME FOLKS DON'T UNDERSTAND IT NOR DO THEY THINK IT RIGHT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFF8Z1kqYSA
April 30, 2013
April 29, 2013
Amazing Race Aside S22E9
Here I am catching up on watching the episodes that gathered on the DVR while I was on vacation. And, as per the photo, here I am climbing on the Berlin Wall in 1990 when I studied abroad, shortly before chopping off a piece of history -- a picture that seemed fitting for this episode's Amazing Race Aside:
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "Kids, this is what taking drugs is like, I think", as proclaimed by one of the roller derby mommas who was "enjoying" the psychedelic salon labyrinth that looked like too much fun.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES-REQUEST: I know that it would have been difficult to arrange what with this show being on CBS and the character I'm about to mention being on NBC -- but what I wouldn't have given to have had SNL's party scene know-it-all Stefan introduce said maze.
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The museum of letters. Sadly, I am not Berlin-hip enough to get it.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: Bates -- 45 less 15 is 30. You're welcome.
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "Kids, this is what taking drugs is like, I think", as proclaimed by one of the roller derby mommas who was "enjoying" the psychedelic salon labyrinth that looked like too much fun.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES-REQUEST: I know that it would have been difficult to arrange what with this show being on CBS and the character I'm about to mention being on NBC -- but what I wouldn't have given to have had SNL's party scene know-it-all Stefan introduce said maze.
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The museum of letters. Sadly, I am not Berlin-hip enough to get it.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: Bates -- 45 less 15 is 30. You're welcome.
[check out the "journey from ass to soul", as it is described here: http://www.exberliner.com/reviews/into-the-labyrinth/]
Amazing Race Aside S22E8
Vacation + DVR = episodes watched a good bit after they aired. So in the spirit of catching up to the current status of the race, here's the Amazing Race Aside from three weeks ago ...
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "My cheese is out of control." Enough said. Classic race scenario. They should do this every year. Maybe next year in the rain. It would never get old.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES-REQUEST: So, producer types -- I'm a late-to-the-race fan (it was the effervescent Bonnie Hunt who made me realize what a quality show it was) -- which means I don't know what a switchback is. Anyone care to elaborate (maybe on screen next time you introduce a more obscure component of the game)?
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The "top of Europe" (as seen in the photo). I ... want ... to ... go ... there.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: I feel for you racers going from the plains of Africa to the slopes of Switzerland. It was kind of like my return from vacation going from 85 and sunny in Florida to 35 and April snows in Chicago.
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "My cheese is out of control." Enough said. Classic race scenario. They should do this every year. Maybe next year in the rain. It would never get old.
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES-REQUEST: So, producer types -- I'm a late-to-the-race fan (it was the effervescent Bonnie Hunt who made me realize what a quality show it was) -- which means I don't know what a switchback is. Anyone care to elaborate (maybe on screen next time you introduce a more obscure component of the game)?
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The "top of Europe" (as seen in the photo). I ... want ... to ... go ... there.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: I feel for you racers going from the plains of Africa to the slopes of Switzerland. It was kind of like my return from vacation going from 85 and sunny in Florida to 35 and April snows in Chicago.
[add this place to your bucket list: http://www.myswitzerland.com/en/jungfraujoch-top-of-europe.html]
Random Memorial for Monday 4/29/13
Gone but not forgotten: spring break vacation 2013.
Today, I returned to work after what was almost half a month off. And -- let me tell you -- that's a hard thing to do. Hard but necessary, as the bills don't pay themselves, and as I'm aging rapidly but not yet at retirement age (which, the way things are going, might actually be farther away than I think). I got through it -- getting by with a little help from my friends (thanks co-workers)!
By the way -- don't get this fact confused with my Lorem Ipsum posts (a new creative project of mine where I'm telling a short story a status update at a time), as the main character there has actually just started his vacation. Confusing, maybe? But that's just the way I like it.
Sleeping in with little to no must-do daily tasks, you will be missed (at least until July -- summer vacation will be here soon enough!)
GIVING CREDIT FOR A MEME WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/609053/end-of-vacation-sucks
TO RELIEVE A LITTLE OF THE PAIN OF VACATION ENDING:
http://www.bored.com/badvacations/
A QUICK LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED LOREM IPSUM:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/Lorem%20Ipsum%3A%20%20The%20Aloysius%20Angelasia%20Archives
Today, I returned to work after what was almost half a month off. And -- let me tell you -- that's a hard thing to do. Hard but necessary, as the bills don't pay themselves, and as I'm aging rapidly but not yet at retirement age (which, the way things are going, might actually be farther away than I think). I got through it -- getting by with a little help from my friends (thanks co-workers)!
By the way -- don't get this fact confused with my Lorem Ipsum posts (a new creative project of mine where I'm telling a short story a status update at a time), as the main character there has actually just started his vacation. Confusing, maybe? But that's just the way I like it.
Sleeping in with little to no must-do daily tasks, you will be missed (at least until July -- summer vacation will be here soon enough!)
GIVING CREDIT FOR A MEME WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/609053/end-of-vacation-sucks
TO RELIEVE A LITTLE OF THE PAIN OF VACATION ENDING:
http://www.bored.com/badvacations/
A QUICK LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED LOREM IPSUM:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/Lorem%20Ipsum%3A%20%20The%20Aloysius%20Angelasia%20Archives
April 28, 2013
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/28/13
What Chicago is talking about this week:
(My apologies in advance to Paul Revere ...) The bicycles are coming! The bicycles are coning!
It's supposed to be ready to launch by mid June, and it looks like it will be limited to downtown/River North at the outset, but a bike-share program will be launching/expanding in Chitown (I say expanding as this picture is from an existing small scale operation that already exists downtown).
It seems like such a win-win-win situation (that's one win for reducing pollution, one for increasing overall fitness and health and one for reducing congestion for those still driving), but there are some concerns -- it's taken the city many many months to launch it, it's still going to cost users money ($75 for a monthly membership or $7 for a half hour ride), a stolen bike (in a city fighting an increase in crime) will cost $1200 to replace, it will potentially unleash hundreds more folks who won't obey traffic signals like they are supposed to, and the ability to use it will be restricted to the location of docking stations (and my 'hood seems to be without them).
Darn it -- I had really hoped to have more wins than concerns (and I'm not touching the concerns about it being for whites only, as addressed in the article below).
Oh well -- time will tell. With a 25 year high school reunion coming up next year where I'm hoping to be less round than the last one I attended five years ago, I'm hoping that I'll be able to take advantage of something from this program soon enough. Time will tell ...
BRING ON THE DIVVY BIKES:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-bike-sharing-divvy-0425-20130425,0,6789207.story
UMMM ... BUT OPEN TO ALL NOT JUST TO WHITES, RIGHT?:
http://gridchicago.com/2012/bike-share-not-white-share-can-chicagos-program-achieve-diversity/
FOR ALL THE LATEST DETAILS, HEAD TO THE SOURCE:
http://share.chicagobikes.org/
(My apologies in advance to Paul Revere ...) The bicycles are coming! The bicycles are coning!
It's supposed to be ready to launch by mid June, and it looks like it will be limited to downtown/River North at the outset, but a bike-share program will be launching/expanding in Chitown (I say expanding as this picture is from an existing small scale operation that already exists downtown).
It seems like such a win-win-win situation (that's one win for reducing pollution, one for increasing overall fitness and health and one for reducing congestion for those still driving), but there are some concerns -- it's taken the city many many months to launch it, it's still going to cost users money ($75 for a monthly membership or $7 for a half hour ride), a stolen bike (in a city fighting an increase in crime) will cost $1200 to replace, it will potentially unleash hundreds more folks who won't obey traffic signals like they are supposed to, and the ability to use it will be restricted to the location of docking stations (and my 'hood seems to be without them).
Darn it -- I had really hoped to have more wins than concerns (and I'm not touching the concerns about it being for whites only, as addressed in the article below).
Oh well -- time will tell. With a 25 year high school reunion coming up next year where I'm hoping to be less round than the last one I attended five years ago, I'm hoping that I'll be able to take advantage of something from this program soon enough. Time will tell ...
BRING ON THE DIVVY BIKES:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-bike-sharing-divvy-0425-20130425,0,6789207.story
UMMM ... BUT OPEN TO ALL NOT JUST TO WHITES, RIGHT?:
http://gridchicago.com/2012/bike-share-not-white-share-can-chicagos-program-achieve-diversity/
FOR ALL THE LATEST DETAILS, HEAD TO THE SOURCE:
http://share.chicagobikes.org/
April 27, 2013
Random Soapbox for Saturday 4/27/13
I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ...
... three cheers for the Northwestern engineering students who took on a project of helping penguins deal with bumblefoot (or would that be bumblefeet?) ...
[By the way, where did this month go? It almost ended without me honoring my commitment to raving at least once a month with regards to my soapboxing (when I normally rant) in order to slow my eventual evolution into completely crotchety old man.]
Anyway -- this is not fake news -- but an actual project that was undertaken to figure out a way to deal with the bacterial infection that creates abscesses on the little feet of older penguins -- gotten from standing around on rocks for so long.
If you know me at all, you know that I sure do love me a penguin or two. And penguins wearing penguin booties just raises the adoration factor exponentially. One might argue that the minds of our best scientists should maybe be assigned to more pressing problems, but, since penguins are involved, I'm going to overlook any criticism and just cheer the result ... Huzzah!
THE PENGUIN BOOTIE STORY IN PRINT:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-03-29/news/ct-met-northwestern-penguins-20130329_1_shedd-aquarium-shedd-experts-animal-care
THE PENGUIN BOOTIE STORY IN VIDEO:
http://www.today.com/video/today/51402797#51402797
WARNING -- NASTY CHICKEN BUMBLEFOOT PICS:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/236618/my-bumblefoot-fix-did-i-do-it-right
... three cheers for the Northwestern engineering students who took on a project of helping penguins deal with bumblefoot (or would that be bumblefeet?) ...
[By the way, where did this month go? It almost ended without me honoring my commitment to raving at least once a month with regards to my soapboxing (when I normally rant) in order to slow my eventual evolution into completely crotchety old man.]
Anyway -- this is not fake news -- but an actual project that was undertaken to figure out a way to deal with the bacterial infection that creates abscesses on the little feet of older penguins -- gotten from standing around on rocks for so long.
If you know me at all, you know that I sure do love me a penguin or two. And penguins wearing penguin booties just raises the adoration factor exponentially. One might argue that the minds of our best scientists should maybe be assigned to more pressing problems, but, since penguins are involved, I'm going to overlook any criticism and just cheer the result ... Huzzah!
THE PENGUIN BOOTIE STORY IN PRINT:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-03-29/news/ct-met-northwestern-penguins-20130329_1_shedd-aquarium-shedd-experts-animal-care
THE PENGUIN BOOTIE STORY IN VIDEO:
http://www.today.com/video/today/51402797#51402797
WARNING -- NASTY CHICKEN BUMBLEFOOT PICS:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/236618/my-bumblefoot-fix-did-i-do-it-right
April 26, 2013
Random Flashback for Friday 4/26/13
Now the last photo from 1993's HOBY Central PA seminar -- this one from the annual talent show and featuring a skit called the candy store. I actually don't remember all of the details except that it was a new counselor hazing tradition that ended with me walking off stage calling everyone "suckers". And that the tradition had been passed on to me by veteran counselor Jack Tawney (now passed on, RIP).
[LVC alum will no doubt recognize the corner of the Underground where the event was held.]
HOBY will be back in my flashbacks around this time next year for the 1994 edition -- and, in modern life, the central PA seminar is coming up next month (and the national convention looks like it's headed to Chicago this July!) In another twist, someone I met through the organization is running for office in York, and I'll be providing his information immediately following this post (on Facebook only).
All in all -- outstanding memories!
[LVC alum will no doubt recognize the corner of the Underground where the event was held.]
HOBY will be back in my flashbacks around this time next year for the 1994 edition -- and, in modern life, the central PA seminar is coming up next month (and the national convention looks like it's headed to Chicago this July!) In another twist, someone I met through the organization is running for office in York, and I'll be providing his information immediately following this post (on Facebook only).
All in all -- outstanding memories!
April 25, 2013
Random Thought for Thursday 4/25/13
Although it pains me to say it, I have to chalk it up to bad parenting.
Which is even more of a shame because, as an individual, I ended up with more parental units than the average person -- those that contributed biologically, those that those people brought into my life through the cycle of marriage-divorce-repeat, those that stepped in to give me parental-type advice as I struck out on my own, those parents of friends who treated me as one of their own, and a whole new set of parents from my Indiana family.
And maybe it's just that this is supposed to be discovered at the end of a personal journey -- or it's something that most people think shouldn't be discussed in polite company (if you think that, then I blame the cold medicine I started today and apologize in advance).
My complaint -- not a single one of those people who contributed so much to my life ever took the time to say "son, you are too frequently flatulent to have underwear of white".
ONE FINDS THE STRANGEST THINGS WHEN ONE GOOGLES RANDOMNESS:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147652463&page=1
OF COURSE -- A WHOLE BLOG DEVOTED TO MEN'S UNDERWEAR:
http://www.mensunderwearblog.com/2010/07/underwear-answers-what-to-wear-under.html
UH-OH -- WHITE SOCKS ARE BAD IN FRANCE AS WELL:
http://www.o-chateau.com/stuff-parisians-like/thinking-that-not-wearing-white-socks-makes-you-a-better-person.html
Which is even more of a shame because, as an individual, I ended up with more parental units than the average person -- those that contributed biologically, those that those people brought into my life through the cycle of marriage-divorce-repeat, those that stepped in to give me parental-type advice as I struck out on my own, those parents of friends who treated me as one of their own, and a whole new set of parents from my Indiana family.
And maybe it's just that this is supposed to be discovered at the end of a personal journey -- or it's something that most people think shouldn't be discussed in polite company (if you think that, then I blame the cold medicine I started today and apologize in advance).
My complaint -- not a single one of those people who contributed so much to my life ever took the time to say "son, you are too frequently flatulent to have underwear of white".
ONE FINDS THE STRANGEST THINGS WHEN ONE GOOGLES RANDOMNESS:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147652463&page=1
OF COURSE -- A WHOLE BLOG DEVOTED TO MEN'S UNDERWEAR:
http://www.mensunderwearblog.com/2010/07/underwear-answers-what-to-wear-under.html
UH-OH -- WHITE SOCKS ARE BAD IN FRANCE AS WELL:
http://www.o-chateau.com/stuff-parisians-like/thinking-that-not-wearing-white-socks-makes-you-a-better-person.html
April 24, 2013
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 4/24/13
Fantasy Reality Sports.
Used in a sentence: "I'm one of those creative types who work best as idea people and I always have randomness percolating in the back of my mind (which never shuts down, and which I've learn to let run while I sleep like white noise, allowing me to wake up sometimes with the results of the subconscious brainstorming greeting me in the morning) -- and as crazy as all that sounds, it's led me to my latest 'brilliant' idea of creating Fantasy Reality Sports."
Do what you know, they say. Being a book worm most of my life (and embracing that fact -- and owning it -- and being pleased by it ...), it's true that I just don't know the ins and outs of almost any sport to the level of detail that would be needed for me to participate in those fantasy teams that get created for various leagues. But I do watch a lot of competition reality TV (and, as such, I apologize that the collage google images let me access appears to be a decade old) -- and I know there are others like me out there.
I may not have all the pieces mapped out yet -- but picture this: coaches chosen from judges. Cheftestants and worst cooks and up-and-coming singers and racers-around-the-world and apprentices and artisans of all kind (hairdressers! tattoo artists! special effects mavens!) drafted before the seasons started (that may be the hardest part -- alignment of the TV "seasons"). Team captains would have to be a celebrity or an "all-star". And, for diversity and because I support inclusivity in "sports" of this kind -- special teams made up entirely of model-wannabees, drag queens racing with Ru, and bravo housewives.
There can be points for winning challenges and demerits for eliminations. And we can cover all of the tried and true reality show tropes -- the meltdowns, the quittings, the times someone says "this is a competition -- I'm not here to make friends", the showmances, etc. etc. etc. But there can only be one winner -- one meta winner.
So who's in for the inaugural season and who wants to help me figure this out? And/or who thinks I should next tackle solving world peace?
THERE ISN'T A TAB YET FOR REALITY TV, BUT NOW I HAVE A DREAM:
http://www.fantasysports.com/
MAYBE THEY COULD CO-SPONSOR WITH ME?:
http://www.realitywantedawards.com/
OH THE TREASURE TROVE OF IDEAS:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTV
Used in a sentence: "I'm one of those creative types who work best as idea people and I always have randomness percolating in the back of my mind (which never shuts down, and which I've learn to let run while I sleep like white noise, allowing me to wake up sometimes with the results of the subconscious brainstorming greeting me in the morning) -- and as crazy as all that sounds, it's led me to my latest 'brilliant' idea of creating Fantasy Reality Sports."
Do what you know, they say. Being a book worm most of my life (and embracing that fact -- and owning it -- and being pleased by it ...), it's true that I just don't know the ins and outs of almost any sport to the level of detail that would be needed for me to participate in those fantasy teams that get created for various leagues. But I do watch a lot of competition reality TV (and, as such, I apologize that the collage google images let me access appears to be a decade old) -- and I know there are others like me out there.
I may not have all the pieces mapped out yet -- but picture this: coaches chosen from judges. Cheftestants and worst cooks and up-and-coming singers and racers-around-the-world and apprentices and artisans of all kind (hairdressers! tattoo artists! special effects mavens!) drafted before the seasons started (that may be the hardest part -- alignment of the TV "seasons"). Team captains would have to be a celebrity or an "all-star". And, for diversity and because I support inclusivity in "sports" of this kind -- special teams made up entirely of model-wannabees, drag queens racing with Ru, and bravo housewives.
There can be points for winning challenges and demerits for eliminations. And we can cover all of the tried and true reality show tropes -- the meltdowns, the quittings, the times someone says "this is a competition -- I'm not here to make friends", the showmances, etc. etc. etc. But there can only be one winner -- one meta winner.
So who's in for the inaugural season and who wants to help me figure this out? And/or who thinks I should next tackle solving world peace?
THERE ISN'T A TAB YET FOR REALITY TV, BUT NOW I HAVE A DREAM:
http://www.fantasysports.com/
MAYBE THEY COULD CO-SPONSOR WITH ME?:
http://www.realitywantedawards.com/
OH THE TREASURE TROVE OF IDEAS:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTV
April 23, 2013
Random Tune for Tuesday 4/23/13
Ok folks ... don't forget the first word that kicks off my posts. Because today is one of those really random days.
Sitting in the airport, I went looking for a tune to memorialize the end of my trip and I somehow stumbled on this one from Vic Chestnutt. And thanks to the airport access to the interwebs, it sure seems that the song was written to memorialize a friend of the singer who moved to Florida and then committed suicide-by-nail-gun.
Truth be told, that's kind of the opposite sentiment to how I'm feeling today as this trip was pretty good all things considered. This time, I'm leaving with absolutely no laments about Omar (see the Wordplay for Wednesday from 1.18.12). I'm not rushing back to go to work (as I took more time off after the trip). The only down side to everything was that I ran over a possum posthumously named Basho (you have to be my friend on Facebook to get that one -- as I was providing "exclusive content" there and giving updates about vacation in haiku format) and that I got in to my version of a twitter war with a loved one who disputed the number of syllables in Florida (I was insisting that the middle 'i' deserved a hash mark all its own -- and I was being told that it's kind of silent -- and it mattered, because, as I mentioned, haiku was involved)!
I am a rather simple child, but my enjoyment of the whole last few days can best be summed up in the delightful thing that happened at lunch on the way out of town, where I had ordered "today's pasta salad" as a side, and the type was unbeknownst to me at the time of the ordering -- and it arrived as bowtie pasta. That's my favorite kind! What luck! All is well with my world! [And I probably could have exhorted that in haiku form as well -- but I'm just too darn tired.]
And so I bid farewell, goodbye and adieu to ... Florida ...until we meet again ...
WARNING LYRICS INCLUDE ADULT LANGUAGE (& nails are a very literal reference):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0JgJCn3vs
Sitting in the airport, I went looking for a tune to memorialize the end of my trip and I somehow stumbled on this one from Vic Chestnutt. And thanks to the airport access to the interwebs, it sure seems that the song was written to memorialize a friend of the singer who moved to Florida and then committed suicide-by-nail-gun.
Truth be told, that's kind of the opposite sentiment to how I'm feeling today as this trip was pretty good all things considered. This time, I'm leaving with absolutely no laments about Omar (see the Wordplay for Wednesday from 1.18.12). I'm not rushing back to go to work (as I took more time off after the trip). The only down side to everything was that I ran over a possum posthumously named Basho (you have to be my friend on Facebook to get that one -- as I was providing "exclusive content" there and giving updates about vacation in haiku format) and that I got in to my version of a twitter war with a loved one who disputed the number of syllables in Florida (I was insisting that the middle 'i' deserved a hash mark all its own -- and I was being told that it's kind of silent -- and it mattered, because, as I mentioned, haiku was involved)!
I am a rather simple child, but my enjoyment of the whole last few days can best be summed up in the delightful thing that happened at lunch on the way out of town, where I had ordered "today's pasta salad" as a side, and the type was unbeknownst to me at the time of the ordering -- and it arrived as bowtie pasta. That's my favorite kind! What luck! All is well with my world! [And I probably could have exhorted that in haiku form as well -- but I'm just too darn tired.]
And so I bid farewell, goodbye and adieu to ... Florida ...until we meet again ...
WARNING LYRICS INCLUDE ADULT LANGUAGE (& nails are a very literal reference):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0JgJCn3vs
April 22, 2013
Random Memorial for Monday 4/22/13
(Soon to be) gone but not forgotten: my time this time in Florida.
As the first part of vacation starts to wrap (I don't go back to work until next Monday, but I go back to Chicago tomorrow), I pledge the following:
I will REDUCE the amount of cash in my pocket after one last night of drinking in the bars. I will REUSE my joke of walking past people at the beach saying "so -- what lake is this again?" tomorrow morning when I stick my feet in the Atlantic Ocean one last time. I will RECYCLE my memories of the scenes from Flight every time the plane experiences the slightest bit of turbulence on the ride home. I will REPLENISH my body with fluids that are other than Guinness, Bud Light, Yuengling Lager, JagerBombs and Masturbating Mosquitoes (an oddly named but delicious signature shot I teach bar staff everywhere I go). I will RESTORE my commitment to working on my new short story a few paragraphs at a time update-isode by update-isode upon returning back home since I stopped for this trip (creating my own version of a cliffhanger).
Sun and fun and 85 degrees, you will be missed -- at least until the next time next winter.
50 SHADES OF GREEN:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/life-etc/culture-causes/fifty-green-tips-earth-day-and-beyond
GET TIPS DAILY:
http://www.epa.gov/earthday/tips.htm
ONLY GOT TIME FOR 10 TIPS?:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/earth-day-tips-2013-green-eco-friendly-ideas_n_3133880.html?utm_hp_ref=green
As the first part of vacation starts to wrap (I don't go back to work until next Monday, but I go back to Chicago tomorrow), I pledge the following:
I will REDUCE the amount of cash in my pocket after one last night of drinking in the bars. I will REUSE my joke of walking past people at the beach saying "so -- what lake is this again?" tomorrow morning when I stick my feet in the Atlantic Ocean one last time. I will RECYCLE my memories of the scenes from Flight every time the plane experiences the slightest bit of turbulence on the ride home. I will REPLENISH my body with fluids that are other than Guinness, Bud Light, Yuengling Lager, JagerBombs and Masturbating Mosquitoes (an oddly named but delicious signature shot I teach bar staff everywhere I go). I will RESTORE my commitment to working on my new short story a few paragraphs at a time update-isode by update-isode upon returning back home since I stopped for this trip (creating my own version of a cliffhanger).
Sun and fun and 85 degrees, you will be missed -- at least until the next time next winter.
50 SHADES OF GREEN:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/life-etc/culture-causes/fifty-green-tips-earth-day-and-beyond
GET TIPS DAILY:
http://www.epa.gov/earthday/tips.htm
ONLY GOT TIME FOR 10 TIPS?:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/earth-day-tips-2013-green-eco-friendly-ideas_n_3133880.html?utm_hp_ref=green
April 21, 2013
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/21/13
What South Florida (and the rest of the country) is talking about this week:
The aftermath of the Boston bombings. Here are a few sad, but honest, observations ... (note to self -- if I ever need to rebrand my blog after tiring of Capricious Cognition, perhaps Sad But Honest would work).
I wish the younger brother had died as well. The reports today suggest that he might have tried to kill himself -- which I actually think might have been a better outcome in light of the costs of what's to come and the attention he'll continue to get.
Breaking news is broken. I saw that headline this week and couldn't agree more. Insatiable appetites for information is clearly a demand of our modern world, and accessibility to talking heads trying to fill the air with opinions non stop during the tragedy is the supply solution -- but view that through the prism of the wild wild west interwebs, and the line between fact and fiction does more than get blurred -- it gets erased.
Suddenly, everyone looks Chechen. I don't mean that to be flippant, but it's a little scary how quickly an event like this gets seared into the conscious, and how human nature's defense mechanism of separating ourselves from others not like us might slip quickly into sweeping generalizations if not kept in check. It reminds me a bit of how, when flying in the more immediate years after 9/11, I would scan the waiting area before boarding a plane and catch myself subconsciously profiling. I found myself doing the same walking beachside this week on vacation.
I started to get frustrated at all of the "manhunt" coverage, and I just kept hearing 19 over and over again in my head -- which made me think that it would better be described as a "boyhunt". I started to feel sympathetic toward the younger brother, thinking about the horror of it all -- wondering if he had really understood his actions or if he had been wrapped up in helping his big brother. In the end, I had to chalk that level of discomfort to watching that part of the event unfold as a factor of my writerly instincts and thinking through the dramatic and dynamic nature of that relationship -- but what really put things in perspective for me was the release of this photo, and the fact that someone much younger than 19 was the true victim and the real innocent "boy" in the story. It's a little chilling to see this final image of those killed and maimed in this attack, and it readjusted my thoughts on that side of this senseless tragedy.
Finally (although use of that word strikes me as disingenuous as nothing about this will be final for quite some time), as processing of all of this information settles in, I have to sum up my feelings by getting some small degree of comfort in knowing that, although evil walks in our midst, so do heroes -- and they outnumber the villains -- and they are charged with the preservation of humanity. Thanks to the hundreds of heroes (first responders, medical staff, the Boston PD, the FBI agents -- and especially the every day citizens who rallied together in this moment) as they continue to restore our faith in each other at times like these when it is shaken. May they become the focus of this story.
BREAKING NEWS IS BROKEN:
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/04/boston_bombing_breaking_news_don_t_watch_cable_shut_off_twitter_you_d_be.html
CONSIDER SUPPORTING THE ONE FUND:
http://onefundboston.org/
PROFILING JUST SOME OF THOSE HEROES:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20692831,00.html
The aftermath of the Boston bombings. Here are a few sad, but honest, observations ... (note to self -- if I ever need to rebrand my blog after tiring of Capricious Cognition, perhaps Sad But Honest would work).
I wish the younger brother had died as well. The reports today suggest that he might have tried to kill himself -- which I actually think might have been a better outcome in light of the costs of what's to come and the attention he'll continue to get.
Breaking news is broken. I saw that headline this week and couldn't agree more. Insatiable appetites for information is clearly a demand of our modern world, and accessibility to talking heads trying to fill the air with opinions non stop during the tragedy is the supply solution -- but view that through the prism of the wild wild west interwebs, and the line between fact and fiction does more than get blurred -- it gets erased.
Suddenly, everyone looks Chechen. I don't mean that to be flippant, but it's a little scary how quickly an event like this gets seared into the conscious, and how human nature's defense mechanism of separating ourselves from others not like us might slip quickly into sweeping generalizations if not kept in check. It reminds me a bit of how, when flying in the more immediate years after 9/11, I would scan the waiting area before boarding a plane and catch myself subconsciously profiling. I found myself doing the same walking beachside this week on vacation.
I started to get frustrated at all of the "manhunt" coverage, and I just kept hearing 19 over and over again in my head -- which made me think that it would better be described as a "boyhunt". I started to feel sympathetic toward the younger brother, thinking about the horror of it all -- wondering if he had really understood his actions or if he had been wrapped up in helping his big brother. In the end, I had to chalk that level of discomfort to watching that part of the event unfold as a factor of my writerly instincts and thinking through the dramatic and dynamic nature of that relationship -- but what really put things in perspective for me was the release of this photo, and the fact that someone much younger than 19 was the true victim and the real innocent "boy" in the story. It's a little chilling to see this final image of those killed and maimed in this attack, and it readjusted my thoughts on that side of this senseless tragedy.
Finally (although use of that word strikes me as disingenuous as nothing about this will be final for quite some time), as processing of all of this information settles in, I have to sum up my feelings by getting some small degree of comfort in knowing that, although evil walks in our midst, so do heroes -- and they outnumber the villains -- and they are charged with the preservation of humanity. Thanks to the hundreds of heroes (first responders, medical staff, the Boston PD, the FBI agents -- and especially the every day citizens who rallied together in this moment) as they continue to restore our faith in each other at times like these when it is shaken. May they become the focus of this story.
BREAKING NEWS IS BROKEN:
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/04/boston_bombing_breaking_news_don_t_watch_cable_shut_off_twitter_you_d_be.html
CONSIDER SUPPORTING THE ONE FUND:
http://onefundboston.org/
PROFILING JUST SOME OF THOSE HEROES:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20692831,00.html
April 20, 2013
Random Soapbox for Saturday 4/20/13
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
BREAKING NEWS! WARNING! Imposter has been sighted in the South Florida area in a Publix grocery store. The culprit apparently likes to hang out in deli counters where it's been seen around sharp objects. Suspect pretends to be a delicacy known as Lebanon Bologna -- but it is not as it should be. WARNING!
The first tip I should have known I was getting a sub-par product while here on vacation -- the boy behind the counter corrected me to say "oh, you want lebaNON (emphasis on the NON) bologna". It was all I could do to say "no, son ... it's /lep'-nun ba-lo'-nee/".
The second tip I should have known I was getting a sub-par product while here on vacation -- Boar's Head is neither Weavers nor Fox nor Seltzers nor Bombergers nor Kunzlers nor Weavers. (Yes, folks, I attended the Lebanon Baloney Festival back when there were half a dozen local companies in the mix. I don't think they all survived.)
Putting "traditional pennsylvania dutch" on this product is an affront to all those authentic PA dutch folks back home (in the same vein as all of those fake Amish shows are an affront to a serious old-fashioned lifestyle). We need to ban this item post haste and boycott this fakery forthwith!
THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY'RE WRONG -- IT'S NOT LISTED ON THEIR WEBSITE:
http://boarshead.com/products/
THE LAST THREE LOCAL COMPANIES STANDING, SAYS THIS GUY:
http://activerain.com/blogsview/243306/lebanon-bologna-a-uniquely-local-food
SELTZER'S BOUGHT BOMBERGER'S IT SEEMS:
http://www.seltzerslebanon.com/bombergers.html
BREAKING NEWS! WARNING! Imposter has been sighted in the South Florida area in a Publix grocery store. The culprit apparently likes to hang out in deli counters where it's been seen around sharp objects. Suspect pretends to be a delicacy known as Lebanon Bologna -- but it is not as it should be. WARNING!
The first tip I should have known I was getting a sub-par product while here on vacation -- the boy behind the counter corrected me to say "oh, you want lebaNON (emphasis on the NON) bologna". It was all I could do to say "no, son ... it's /lep'-nun ba-lo'-nee/".
The second tip I should have known I was getting a sub-par product while here on vacation -- Boar's Head is neither Weavers nor Fox nor Seltzers nor Bombergers nor Kunzlers nor Weavers. (Yes, folks, I attended the Lebanon Baloney Festival back when there were half a dozen local companies in the mix. I don't think they all survived.)
Putting "traditional pennsylvania dutch" on this product is an affront to all those authentic PA dutch folks back home (in the same vein as all of those fake Amish shows are an affront to a serious old-fashioned lifestyle). We need to ban this item post haste and boycott this fakery forthwith!
THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY'RE WRONG -- IT'S NOT LISTED ON THEIR WEBSITE:
http://boarshead.com/products/
THE LAST THREE LOCAL COMPANIES STANDING, SAYS THIS GUY:
http://activerain.com/blogsview/243306/lebanon-bologna-a-uniquely-local-food
SELTZER'S BOUGHT BOMBERGER'S IT SEEMS:
http://www.seltzerslebanon.com/bombergers.html
April 19, 2013
Random Flashback for Friday 4/19/13
HOBY flashback month continues -- and this shot is also from LVC (which hosted the 1993 Central PA seminar).
In addition to that being the first year I was old enough to be a counselor, at that time, I was also involved in working with the local chapter of the alumni association which was created to harness the power of all of those future leaders in attendance year after year. Alumni, like the one in this photo, filled in on certain tasks -- like handling the souvenir table. Looking at the prices on the sign, clearly we weren't out to make huge profits -- unless this just represents 1993 prices not adjusted for inflation.
And btw, FB says that Hugh O'Brian's birthday is today (the HOB part of the HOBY acronym). So happy birthday Hugh!
In addition to that being the first year I was old enough to be a counselor, at that time, I was also involved in working with the local chapter of the alumni association which was created to harness the power of all of those future leaders in attendance year after year. Alumni, like the one in this photo, filled in on certain tasks -- like handling the souvenir table. Looking at the prices on the sign, clearly we weren't out to make huge profits -- unless this just represents 1993 prices not adjusted for inflation.
And btw, FB says that Hugh O'Brian's birthday is today (the HOB part of the HOBY acronym). So happy birthday Hugh!
April 18, 2013
Random Thought for Thursday 4/18/13
I never really quite understood the epidemic of sad cell-phone-dropped-in-the-toilet tales ... until now.
It's not that I've dropped mine while on vacation (knock on wood, throw salt over a shoulder or whatever else needs to be done to make sure I didn't just curse myself to doing it) -- it's just that I've slowly realized over time that catching up on cell phone updates (FB statuses, news, weather, Words-with-Friends, etc.) has now replaced the old "grab reading material en route to quality time spent with the commode", naturally increasing the chances of an accident just by proximity.
[And now you can't unknow that our next virtual interaction might just have happened whilst I was multitasking and eliminating waste. You're welcome.]
HOW TO SAVE IT!:
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Wet-Cell-Phone
SPEAKING OF CELL PHONES AND TOILETS:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/03/25/more-people-have-cell-phones-than-toilets-u-n-study-shows/
A DISCUSSION THAT INTIMATES ALCOHOL MAY ALSO OFTEN BE TO BLAME:
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=127384
It's not that I've dropped mine while on vacation (knock on wood, throw salt over a shoulder or whatever else needs to be done to make sure I didn't just curse myself to doing it) -- it's just that I've slowly realized over time that catching up on cell phone updates (FB statuses, news, weather, Words-with-Friends, etc.) has now replaced the old "grab reading material en route to quality time spent with the commode", naturally increasing the chances of an accident just by proximity.
[And now you can't unknow that our next virtual interaction might just have happened whilst I was multitasking and eliminating waste. You're welcome.]
HOW TO SAVE IT!:
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Wet-Cell-Phone
SPEAKING OF CELL PHONES AND TOILETS:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/03/25/more-people-have-cell-phones-than-toilets-u-n-study-shows/
A DISCUSSION THAT INTIMATES ALCOHOL MAY ALSO OFTEN BE TO BLAME:
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=127384
April 17, 2013
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 4/17/13
Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives.
Used in a sentence: "I've finally done something I wanted to do ever since joining Facebook almost four years ago (which was when my 20th HS reunion was being planned -- and which makes the 25th one due next year!) -- I've started writing a short story/novella/novel/epic a few paragraphs at a time each day and it's called Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives."
If you know me at all, you know that I've never met a word I didn't like. I like reading them -- I like writing them -- I like making up new ones if I think they'll serve a purpose -- I like using more of them than are necessary to communicate my point -- I like to one up myself and strive for triple-entendre if I can get away with it. I like them even more than I like sentences with over-convoluted structure using multiple clauses decorated with parentheses, brackets and braces, so that's saying something. Let's face it -- I could never grow up to be an editor (no offense to those of you whom I know in the profession) because editors, by job description, kill words dead. I've been writing creatively as long as I can remember (including a soapy type piece in 2nd grade on a mimeograph machine that included an exploding garage that probably put me on some "watch list" when I was younger), but I haven't channeled my output toward one really big project since the days of the Mysterious Murder Quests some twenty years ago. Until now.
Thanks to the way the Capricious Cognition blog is set up, one can easily catch up on any update-isodes ('cause they are status updates), just by clicking on the "Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives" label on the right hand side. [I'd tell you how to find things on my Facebook wall, but since that company changes its display features so frequently in an attempt to capture the ADD generation, I don't think I can really put anything in print that wouldn't become obsolete pretty quickly.] And I promise that this is not written in advance and just parceled out cut-and-paste style each day, but that it's a living event -- part of the fun of the challenge I've undertaken.
Of course, I do have the basest of story skeletons mapped out -- so I do know where we're going. It's just that I'm not quite sure how long it will take to get there. So feel free to come along for the ride, one day at a time. As soon as I pick up again (I'm on vacation currently, so I'll be catching up in a few days), a key plot piece will finally be revealed (although the clues were there all along in the title since the beginning, as I tend to write on multiple levels at once if possible -- words chosen for very specific reasons indeed).
Thanks to those of you who have offered support, or who found this independently since I "soft-launched" this earlier this month, or who were confused and thought I was sharing things that actually happened to me on the FB ... and here's to the journey ahead.
PLEASE GO HERE TO GET CAUGHT UP:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/Lorem%20Ipsum%3A%20%20The%20Aloysius%20Angelasia%20Archives
MORE WILL BE CLEAR AFTER THE NEXT POST, BUT SOME CLUES ARE HERE:
http://www.lipsum.com/
FOR THOSE OF YOU TOO YOUNG TO HAVE USED A MIMEOGRAPH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0wUcCInJ2o
Used in a sentence: "I've finally done something I wanted to do ever since joining Facebook almost four years ago (which was when my 20th HS reunion was being planned -- and which makes the 25th one due next year!) -- I've started writing a short story/novella/novel/epic a few paragraphs at a time each day and it's called Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives."
If you know me at all, you know that I've never met a word I didn't like. I like reading them -- I like writing them -- I like making up new ones if I think they'll serve a purpose -- I like using more of them than are necessary to communicate my point -- I like to one up myself and strive for triple-entendre if I can get away with it. I like them even more than I like sentences with over-convoluted structure using multiple clauses decorated with parentheses, brackets and braces, so that's saying something. Let's face it -- I could never grow up to be an editor (no offense to those of you whom I know in the profession) because editors, by job description, kill words dead. I've been writing creatively as long as I can remember (including a soapy type piece in 2nd grade on a mimeograph machine that included an exploding garage that probably put me on some "watch list" when I was younger), but I haven't channeled my output toward one really big project since the days of the Mysterious Murder Quests some twenty years ago. Until now.
Thanks to the way the Capricious Cognition blog is set up, one can easily catch up on any update-isodes ('cause they are status updates), just by clicking on the "Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives" label on the right hand side. [I'd tell you how to find things on my Facebook wall, but since that company changes its display features so frequently in an attempt to capture the ADD generation, I don't think I can really put anything in print that wouldn't become obsolete pretty quickly.] And I promise that this is not written in advance and just parceled out cut-and-paste style each day, but that it's a living event -- part of the fun of the challenge I've undertaken.
Of course, I do have the basest of story skeletons mapped out -- so I do know where we're going. It's just that I'm not quite sure how long it will take to get there. So feel free to come along for the ride, one day at a time. As soon as I pick up again (I'm on vacation currently, so I'll be catching up in a few days), a key plot piece will finally be revealed (although the clues were there all along in the title since the beginning, as I tend to write on multiple levels at once if possible -- words chosen for very specific reasons indeed).
Thanks to those of you who have offered support, or who found this independently since I "soft-launched" this earlier this month, or who were confused and thought I was sharing things that actually happened to me on the FB ... and here's to the journey ahead.
PLEASE GO HERE TO GET CAUGHT UP:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/Lorem%20Ipsum%3A%20%20The%20Aloysius%20Angelasia%20Archives
MORE WILL BE CLEAR AFTER THE NEXT POST, BUT SOME CLUES ARE HERE:
http://www.lipsum.com/
FOR THOSE OF YOU TOO YOUNG TO HAVE USED A MIMEOGRAPH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0wUcCInJ2o
April 16, 2013
Random Tune for Tuesday 4/16/13
So since I started doing this in 2009, there's a good chance that this song was already chosen as a random tune.
Mostly because I first learned it in 3rd grade when our teacher would dim the lights and play it any time he got a headache and we'd have an impromptu music lesson (thanks Mr. Reigh), a story which I'm pretty sure I've told before.
And then recently, on PBS I saw the 25th anniversary special of Peter Paul and Mary and, I have to say, for hippies-of-a-certain-generation (which I know nothing about other than pop culture reference), they had a pretty funny act! (Even if they did remind me of sitting around a church campfire with someone who had a guitar singing all kinds of songs that I kind of remember to this day).
Plus -- even though the song seems sad if you listen closely, it's on my mind for happy reasons, as my 12 day vacation (counting weekends) starts tomorrow (although the flight out of town isn't until early Thursday morning). And, contrary to what this song says, I do know when I'll be back again -- after a bunch of drinking and sunning and other kinds of funning!
BABE -- I *DON'T* HATE TO GO!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIshbtQ6LqA
Mostly because I first learned it in 3rd grade when our teacher would dim the lights and play it any time he got a headache and we'd have an impromptu music lesson (thanks Mr. Reigh), a story which I'm pretty sure I've told before.
And then recently, on PBS I saw the 25th anniversary special of Peter Paul and Mary and, I have to say, for hippies-of-a-certain-generation (which I know nothing about other than pop culture reference), they had a pretty funny act! (Even if they did remind me of sitting around a church campfire with someone who had a guitar singing all kinds of songs that I kind of remember to this day).
Plus -- even though the song seems sad if you listen closely, it's on my mind for happy reasons, as my 12 day vacation (counting weekends) starts tomorrow (although the flight out of town isn't until early Thursday morning). And, contrary to what this song says, I do know when I'll be back again -- after a bunch of drinking and sunning and other kinds of funning!
BABE -- I *DON'T* HATE TO GO!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIshbtQ6LqA
April 15, 2013
Random Memorial for Monday 4/15/13
Gone but not forgotten: our potential desensitivity to terror events.
To be clear, killers of 8 year olds are cowards, and my comments do not in any way ignore that fact.
What sickens me personally, is that after I heard the news and watched the early coverage, my first unfiltered thought was ... "not so many casualties and two small bombs -- must be amateurs". It was as if, somehow, my mind was putting things in context in a post 9-11 world to give myself some degree of rationalization.
Now tonight watching the news is such a painful task -- I want to know more but I don't want to hear the "whisper-down-the-lane" reporting that is full of speculation and false leads and so on ... and my twisted imagination is working at full speed. Was it domestic terrorism? Someone unhappy with tax day? Someone choosing Patriot's Day and Boston to make a point? (Just sayin' -- there was a party there once involving some tea.) Or is this international in design? North Korea making good on its threats (does Un-son-of-Il have a thing against the Celtics)? Some well known group bringing IEDs to the homeland (ball bearings shooting out of homemade bombs sure sounds awfully Gulf-y)? I hope it's not somehow traceable back to Dick Cheney (he sure does like a war) ... and, to be dreadfully honest, my biggest fear is that this was just "practice" for something bigger some time later.
Bottom line -- I get that terrorism of any kind is based on not knowing who did what and when it might happen again -- but come on cowards. Come out and claim your victims. We demand to know who advances his or her (or their) cause with the body of an eight year old boy.
I always finish my Monday posts with a quote ending in "you will be missed" ... but tonight, this seems more on point: "Thoughts and prayers to the families of those who died, to the victims still fighting for their lives, to those injured of body, mind or spirit, to the strangers who rallied together in the moments after the bombings, and to the first responders dealing with the crisis."
NEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFIRMED:
http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/04/boston-marathon-bomb-explosion/
OLD SCHOOL MEDIA FEED OF NEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFIRMED:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/04/live-updates-boston-marathon-explosion/
BOSTON MARATHON WEBSITE:
http://www.baa.org/
To be clear, killers of 8 year olds are cowards, and my comments do not in any way ignore that fact.
What sickens me personally, is that after I heard the news and watched the early coverage, my first unfiltered thought was ... "not so many casualties and two small bombs -- must be amateurs". It was as if, somehow, my mind was putting things in context in a post 9-11 world to give myself some degree of rationalization.
Now tonight watching the news is such a painful task -- I want to know more but I don't want to hear the "whisper-down-the-lane" reporting that is full of speculation and false leads and so on ... and my twisted imagination is working at full speed. Was it domestic terrorism? Someone unhappy with tax day? Someone choosing Patriot's Day and Boston to make a point? (Just sayin' -- there was a party there once involving some tea.) Or is this international in design? North Korea making good on its threats (does Un-son-of-Il have a thing against the Celtics)? Some well known group bringing IEDs to the homeland (ball bearings shooting out of homemade bombs sure sounds awfully Gulf-y)? I hope it's not somehow traceable back to Dick Cheney (he sure does like a war) ... and, to be dreadfully honest, my biggest fear is that this was just "practice" for something bigger some time later.
Bottom line -- I get that terrorism of any kind is based on not knowing who did what and when it might happen again -- but come on cowards. Come out and claim your victims. We demand to know who advances his or her (or their) cause with the body of an eight year old boy.
I always finish my Monday posts with a quote ending in "you will be missed" ... but tonight, this seems more on point: "Thoughts and prayers to the families of those who died, to the victims still fighting for their lives, to those injured of body, mind or spirit, to the strangers who rallied together in the moments after the bombings, and to the first responders dealing with the crisis."
NEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFIRMED:
http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/04/boston-marathon-bomb-explosion/
OLD SCHOOL MEDIA FEED OF NEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFIRMED:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/04/live-updates-boston-marathon-explosion/
BOSTON MARATHON WEBSITE:
http://www.baa.org/
April 14, 2013
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/14/13
What Chicago is talking about this week:
Bye bye Caribou Coffee! Hello Peet's Coffee & Tea!
Apparently, the chain is high-tailing it out of Chitown. Although a closer look behind the headline shows that the name might be going, but most locations will become Peet's instead.
So it's probably a good thing that I didn't poke my head in the door at the two locations in the 'hood that I've passed the last few days and yell "See ya suckers!" as that would have been both inappropriate and inaccurate.
Truth be told -- it don't make no never mind to me, as I've not ever grown into being a coffee drinker. I don't like the taste or the flavoring (yep, not even coffee ice cream or coffee candy makes it past my lips). If you see me with a coffee chain cup in my hands (and, with Sbucks being the most ubiquitous, that's usually the cup), you can bet that it's a hot chocolate I'm drinking.
Regardless, here's hoping that whatever company maneuverings are about to go on, the net result will be jobs saved.
WE'RE JUST ONE OF MANY STATES:
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Caribou-Coffee-Closing-Stores-In-Illinois-Seven-Other-States-202120341.html
TIME TO LEARN A NEW MENU:
http://www.peets.com/
ON CARIBOU (WE'LL MISS YOU?):
http://www.globio.org/glossopedia/article.aspx?art_id=54
Bye bye Caribou Coffee! Hello Peet's Coffee & Tea!
Apparently, the chain is high-tailing it out of Chitown. Although a closer look behind the headline shows that the name might be going, but most locations will become Peet's instead.
So it's probably a good thing that I didn't poke my head in the door at the two locations in the 'hood that I've passed the last few days and yell "See ya suckers!" as that would have been both inappropriate and inaccurate.
Truth be told -- it don't make no never mind to me, as I've not ever grown into being a coffee drinker. I don't like the taste or the flavoring (yep, not even coffee ice cream or coffee candy makes it past my lips). If you see me with a coffee chain cup in my hands (and, with Sbucks being the most ubiquitous, that's usually the cup), you can bet that it's a hot chocolate I'm drinking.
Regardless, here's hoping that whatever company maneuverings are about to go on, the net result will be jobs saved.
WE'RE JUST ONE OF MANY STATES:
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Caribou-Coffee-Closing-Stores-In-Illinois-Seven-Other-States-202120341.html
TIME TO LEARN A NEW MENU:
http://www.peets.com/
ON CARIBOU (WE'LL MISS YOU?):
http://www.globio.org/glossopedia/article.aspx?art_id=54
April 13, 2013
Random Soapbox for Saturday 4/13/13
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
... I'm going to dust off a classic today about which I'll complain. And I don't mean a "classic" like I'm going to recycle one of my 1500 posts (I've been doing this *forever* it seems) but "classic" in the way that everyone complains about this all the time.
Yes -- it's the weather. Tomorrow will be over 70 but this morning is still all graupel-ly (yes -- I've learned a new weather word -- I couldn't be happier than when I found myself in a derecho or two a few years back). Mind you, I was prepared as I walked in to work (a rare day I was headed to an actual office instead of the one to which I head by just rolling out of bed), and I served up my best unabomber realness -- hoodie + sunglasses + unshaven-middle-age-grey-beard (thankfully for you, the shadow in this photo hides the new old color I'm sprouting on my chin(s)).
Let's face it -- I embrace mental illness. I've always been fond of the wounded, the "touched", the slightly off-kilter -- life's much more exciting that way! So if the weather's going to be schizophrenic instead of stable, who am I to care. Ultimately, a place that hardly ever changes is calling my name (delayed vacation to southern Florida is just over one hundred hours away).
So the fact that we've only had one day over 70 instead of 20 (as we did last year at this time), that's really just a mild annoyance. Bring on mid-80's and sunshine (my skin is already anticipating a good cracklin')!
GRAUPEL -- 2013's WEATHER WORD:
http://weather.about.com/od/g/g/graupel.htm
DERECHO -- 2012's WEATHER WORD:
http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/deadly-super-derecho-strikes-m/67383
EVERY DAY IS ALMOST ALWAYS THE SAME -- SUNNY IN THE 80'S:
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/fl/florida-weather
... I'm going to dust off a classic today about which I'll complain. And I don't mean a "classic" like I'm going to recycle one of my 1500 posts (I've been doing this *forever* it seems) but "classic" in the way that everyone complains about this all the time.
Yes -- it's the weather. Tomorrow will be over 70 but this morning is still all graupel-ly (yes -- I've learned a new weather word -- I couldn't be happier than when I found myself in a derecho or two a few years back). Mind you, I was prepared as I walked in to work (a rare day I was headed to an actual office instead of the one to which I head by just rolling out of bed), and I served up my best unabomber realness -- hoodie + sunglasses + unshaven-middle-age-grey-beard (thankfully for you, the shadow in this photo hides the new old color I'm sprouting on my chin(s)).
Let's face it -- I embrace mental illness. I've always been fond of the wounded, the "touched", the slightly off-kilter -- life's much more exciting that way! So if the weather's going to be schizophrenic instead of stable, who am I to care. Ultimately, a place that hardly ever changes is calling my name (delayed vacation to southern Florida is just over one hundred hours away).
So the fact that we've only had one day over 70 instead of 20 (as we did last year at this time), that's really just a mild annoyance. Bring on mid-80's and sunshine (my skin is already anticipating a good cracklin')!
GRAUPEL -- 2013's WEATHER WORD:
http://weather.about.com/od/g/g/graupel.htm
DERECHO -- 2012's WEATHER WORD:
http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/deadly-super-derecho-strikes-m/67383
EVERY DAY IS ALMOST ALWAYS THE SAME -- SUNNY IN THE 80'S:
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/fl/florida-weather
April 12, 2013
Random Flashback for Friday 4/12/13
Ah ... HOBY.
Here's another twenty year old photo from the 1993 Hugh O'Brian Youth Foundation Central Pennsylvania Leadership Seminar.
[And that's not a scepter on the edge of the photo -- but my battery was dying, or my flash was malfunctioning, or something to that effect.]
The location -- my alma mater LVC in a room that no longer exists -- this space in the newly redesigned Mund is now a modern looking college store (finally moved out of the corner of the basement level).
Zooming in to the easel, I think we might have all been Myers-Briggs-ing, but the game board on the table and the speaker (I think the creator of a game we played) makes me think, alternatively, that we might have been about to embark on a game of ethics. (But this is not, I'm pretty sure, the labor/management role play that we did the year I participated [at this time, I was a counselor], where we took things a little too far and refused to give the opposing side water.)
One thing for sure -- it's a bunch of leaders that was in this room about to get down to the brass tacks of leading.
Here's another twenty year old photo from the 1993 Hugh O'Brian Youth Foundation Central Pennsylvania Leadership Seminar.
[And that's not a scepter on the edge of the photo -- but my battery was dying, or my flash was malfunctioning, or something to that effect.]
The location -- my alma mater LVC in a room that no longer exists -- this space in the newly redesigned Mund is now a modern looking college store (finally moved out of the corner of the basement level).
Zooming in to the easel, I think we might have all been Myers-Briggs-ing, but the game board on the table and the speaker (I think the creator of a game we played) makes me think, alternatively, that we might have been about to embark on a game of ethics. (But this is not, I'm pretty sure, the labor/management role play that we did the year I participated [at this time, I was a counselor], where we took things a little too far and refused to give the opposing side water.)
One thing for sure -- it's a bunch of leaders that was in this room about to get down to the brass tacks of leading.
April 11, 2013
Random Thought for Thursday 4/11/13
Yes, I admit it. I have a nemesis.
Come to think of it, I might have nemesi. Or is that nemesisses. Or maybe nemeses.
Regardless -- I recommend it (even to said nemesis), as it is a great motivating factor. I've said before in the blog, that I may trace this all back to the Batman TV series of my youth and a certain comfort that comes with knowing the identity of the guest villain (as that helps one avoid mass paranoia in thinking everyone might be a villain, and frees one up to raise everyone else up to higher regards).
Give me someone who doubts me, or misjudges me, or denies me, or misrepresents circumstances that happened to me ... and it fuels my drive to succeed and to prove naysayers wrong.
So thanks nemesis of mine. Your dark soul powers mine to someplace brighter!
NEMESES SAYS HOMEWORK TIP WEBSITE:
http://homeworktips.about.com/od/plurals/f/nemesis.htm
OF ALL THE GROCERY STORES IN ALL OF CHITOWN, MY NEMESIS HAD TO WALK IN WHILE I WAS SHOPPING LAST NIGHT:
http://www.marianos.com/default.aspx
A (?PARTIAL) LIST OF GUEST VILLAINS:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/02/batman-tv-series-villains.html
Come to think of it, I might have nemesi. Or is that nemesisses. Or maybe nemeses.
Regardless -- I recommend it (even to said nemesis), as it is a great motivating factor. I've said before in the blog, that I may trace this all back to the Batman TV series of my youth and a certain comfort that comes with knowing the identity of the guest villain (as that helps one avoid mass paranoia in thinking everyone might be a villain, and frees one up to raise everyone else up to higher regards).
Give me someone who doubts me, or misjudges me, or denies me, or misrepresents circumstances that happened to me ... and it fuels my drive to succeed and to prove naysayers wrong.
So thanks nemesis of mine. Your dark soul powers mine to someplace brighter!
NEMESES SAYS HOMEWORK TIP WEBSITE:
http://homeworktips.about.com/od/plurals/f/nemesis.htm
OF ALL THE GROCERY STORES IN ALL OF CHITOWN, MY NEMESIS HAD TO WALK IN WHILE I WAS SHOPPING LAST NIGHT:
http://www.marianos.com/default.aspx
A (?PARTIAL) LIST OF GUEST VILLAINS:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/02/batman-tv-series-villains.html
April 10, 2013
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 4/10/13
#nowthatchersdead
Used in a sentence: "Oh those silly tweeters and their use of hashtags that runwordsalltogether to be cutesy in hopes that they'll trend -- and oh the pain they caused to certain fans everywhere (like me) this week when they hashtagged their tweets with #nowthatchersdead."
For you older folk out there, that's to be read as "now'thatchers'dead" as opposed to "now'that'chers'dead". Or, to put it another way, Dark Lady lives on and Iron Lady has passed.
This all reminds me of the classic joke that I first heard on Three's Company, when Jack was concerned about one of the girls' new paramours and suspected that he was a sexual predator. And a bold one at that -- as Jack was reading the business cards the guy had printed up exclaiming that he was John Doe, the rapist -- or, if one looked more closely at the card -- that he was John Doe, therapist (as was pointed out to the character).
Which is all to say -- SPACES matter! Let's not let the younger generation decide that they don't!
OH YOU SILLY INTERNET:
http://www.salon.com/2013/04/08/internet_confused_by_nowthatchersdead_hashtag_on_twitter/
OH SO QUOTABLE:
http://www.vogue.co.uk/spy/celebrity-photos/2013/4/8/margaret-thatcher-most-famous-quotes
OH SO CHER:
http://www.cherworld.com/cher-news/cher-officially-releases-womans-world/
Used in a sentence: "Oh those silly tweeters and their use of hashtags that runwordsalltogether to be cutesy in hopes that they'll trend -- and oh the pain they caused to certain fans everywhere (like me) this week when they hashtagged their tweets with #nowthatchersdead."
For you older folk out there, that's to be read as "now'thatchers'dead" as opposed to "now'that'chers'dead". Or, to put it another way, Dark Lady lives on and Iron Lady has passed.
This all reminds me of the classic joke that I first heard on Three's Company, when Jack was concerned about one of the girls' new paramours and suspected that he was a sexual predator. And a bold one at that -- as Jack was reading the business cards the guy had printed up exclaiming that he was John Doe, the rapist -- or, if one looked more closely at the card -- that he was John Doe, therapist (as was pointed out to the character).
Which is all to say -- SPACES matter! Let's not let the younger generation decide that they don't!
OH YOU SILLY INTERNET:
http://www.salon.com/2013/04/08/internet_confused_by_nowthatchersdead_hashtag_on_twitter/
OH SO QUOTABLE:
http://www.vogue.co.uk/spy/celebrity-photos/2013/4/8/margaret-thatcher-most-famous-quotes
OH SO CHER:
http://www.cherworld.com/cher-news/cher-officially-releases-womans-world/
April 9, 2013
Random Tune for Tuesday 4/9/13
I don't know why it popped into my head.
I know I haven't heard the song in AGES -- mostly because I only have the Dick Tracy soundtrack on cassette tape and not on CD, so it's not likely to go into any kind of musical rotation.
It might have simply been as simple as I heard the word "meshugganah" used by someone (or is it just "meshuggah"?) -- and, in one of those randomly firing synapse things happening in the messed up place that is my brain, I somehow thought of the song that I know used that word in its lyrics -- this one (and if I had heard non compos mentes, the same thing might have happened!)
Of course, now I just have to dig it out of my pile of cassettes and/or try to find the CD in some bargain bin somewhere (I'm too old to purchase music online -- but too young to still have eight tracks, in case you were wondering where I fall on the music-consumption-delivery-channel continuum).
RANDOMLY REMEMBERING "BACK IN BUSINESS" CAN'T BE TOO FAR AWAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-JgNduaHgA
I know I haven't heard the song in AGES -- mostly because I only have the Dick Tracy soundtrack on cassette tape and not on CD, so it's not likely to go into any kind of musical rotation.
It might have simply been as simple as I heard the word "meshugganah" used by someone (or is it just "meshuggah"?) -- and, in one of those randomly firing synapse things happening in the messed up place that is my brain, I somehow thought of the song that I know used that word in its lyrics -- this one (and if I had heard non compos mentes, the same thing might have happened!)
Of course, now I just have to dig it out of my pile of cassettes and/or try to find the CD in some bargain bin somewhere (I'm too old to purchase music online -- but too young to still have eight tracks, in case you were wondering where I fall on the music-consumption-delivery-channel continuum).
RANDOMLY REMEMBERING "BACK IN BUSINESS" CAN'T BE TOO FAR AWAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-JgNduaHgA
April 8, 2013
Random Memorial for Monday 4/8/13
Gone but not forgotten: relative peace and quiet in the 'hood.
And let me start by saying -- I'm not complaining. I choose to live in this neighborhood, and so it would be disingenuous at best for me to bitch and moan about the 40,000 extra folks that descend here on game days -- and yes, today was the home season opener, and this photo is one I took to demonstrate the proximity of the apartment building where I live (at Waveland and Wilton) to good old Wrigley.
I don't recall if this is year 2 or year 3 of our building year (and who knew, that when "building" years were thrown out as a concept a ways back, that including "building" a parking garage and a hotel and a retail complex and a digital scoreboard big enough to be seen by Cubs fans riding in the International Space Station ...), but here's hoping for a more exciting season than last year. (Although losing over a 100 games counts as "excitement" of a certain kind, I guess).
So -- again -- not complaining, but more like just observing that, for the next few months, when the windows are open to catch the breeze, I'll also be catching me some seventh inning stretch singin' and some drunken hootin' and hollerin' and some old fashioned organ playin' and some "go cubs go" yellin' (except on the night of July 19th, where, if the Gods are smiling down on me and the wind is blowing from the west, I'll be listenin' to some rockin' and rollin' in the key of some PJam).
(Mostly) silence from just under a block away, you will be (mostly) missed in the months ahead (but I wouldn't necessarily be so mad if you stayed away through an actual post-season, instead of returning so early in October as in years past).
JUST ME AND MY 40000 FRIENDS A BLOCK AWAY:
http://espn.go.com/travel/stadium/_/s/mlb/id/16/wrigley-field
EVEN NPR IS ON TOP OF THIS CONTROVERSY:
http://www.npr.org/2013/04/05/176368265/a-battle-for-rooftop-views-near-chicagos-wrigley-field
IT'S PROBABLY A DICKISH MOVE ON MY PART TO BRING THIS UP TODAY:
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/history/postseason_results.jsp
And let me start by saying -- I'm not complaining. I choose to live in this neighborhood, and so it would be disingenuous at best for me to bitch and moan about the 40,000 extra folks that descend here on game days -- and yes, today was the home season opener, and this photo is one I took to demonstrate the proximity of the apartment building where I live (at Waveland and Wilton) to good old Wrigley.
I don't recall if this is year 2 or year 3 of our building year (and who knew, that when "building" years were thrown out as a concept a ways back, that including "building" a parking garage and a hotel and a retail complex and a digital scoreboard big enough to be seen by Cubs fans riding in the International Space Station ...), but here's hoping for a more exciting season than last year. (Although losing over a 100 games counts as "excitement" of a certain kind, I guess).
So -- again -- not complaining, but more like just observing that, for the next few months, when the windows are open to catch the breeze, I'll also be catching me some seventh inning stretch singin' and some drunken hootin' and hollerin' and some old fashioned organ playin' and some "go cubs go" yellin' (except on the night of July 19th, where, if the Gods are smiling down on me and the wind is blowing from the west, I'll be listenin' to some rockin' and rollin' in the key of some PJam).
(Mostly) silence from just under a block away, you will be (mostly) missed in the months ahead (but I wouldn't necessarily be so mad if you stayed away through an actual post-season, instead of returning so early in October as in years past).
JUST ME AND MY 40000 FRIENDS A BLOCK AWAY:
http://espn.go.com/travel/stadium/_/s/mlb/id/16/wrigley-field
EVEN NPR IS ON TOP OF THIS CONTROVERSY:
http://www.npr.org/2013/04/05/176368265/a-battle-for-rooftop-views-near-chicagos-wrigley-field
IT'S PROBABLY A DICKISH MOVE ON MY PART TO BRING THIS UP TODAY:
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/history/postseason_results.jsp
April 7, 2013
Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/7/13
What Indianapolis is talking about this week (I'm wrapping up my spring break getaway weekend, an "appetizer" of a trip before I return back to Florida for the real thing later this month):
Pinewood Derby Days at the State Museum.
What a flashback to walk into the lobby at the State Museum in Indy this weekend to see their version of running this classic race. But they do it big there -- a track that starts on the second floor!
I wasn't a cub scout for very long when I was little (I think I stopped before I became something they called a Webelo -- the one after the yellow bandanna --a light blue one -- which they wore around their necks and not in the back right or left pocket as some adults in the nearby 'hood) but I can remember doing one of these on a much smaller scale, maybe in the Lebanon Valley Mall?
As probably happens a lot, my father made mine. We missed the opportunity to use it as a bonding experience -- partly because wood working was his hobby of choice so it was right up his alley and mostly because he wasn't exactly the bonding type. Regardless, I just have to say that, as a child, I would have much rather raced it in Indiana, judging from this set up (see more photos below)!
OOPS, I WAS A WEBELOS NOT A WEBELO:
http://www.scoutinsignia.com/webelos.htm
125 FEET OF RACING TRACK TWO STORIES HIGH!:
http://www.indianamuseum.org/visit/events/eventview.asp?eventid=2807
ACTUAL SURVEY QUESTIONS BEING ASKED OF SCOUT LEADERS THIS SPRING:
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/mar/14/nation/la-na-boy-scout-survey-20130314
Pinewood Derby Days at the State Museum.
What a flashback to walk into the lobby at the State Museum in Indy this weekend to see their version of running this classic race. But they do it big there -- a track that starts on the second floor!
I wasn't a cub scout for very long when I was little (I think I stopped before I became something they called a Webelo -- the one after the yellow bandanna --a light blue one -- which they wore around their necks and not in the back right or left pocket as some adults in the nearby 'hood) but I can remember doing one of these on a much smaller scale, maybe in the Lebanon Valley Mall?
As probably happens a lot, my father made mine. We missed the opportunity to use it as a bonding experience -- partly because wood working was his hobby of choice so it was right up his alley and mostly because he wasn't exactly the bonding type. Regardless, I just have to say that, as a child, I would have much rather raced it in Indiana, judging from this set up (see more photos below)!
OOPS, I WAS A WEBELOS NOT A WEBELO:
http://www.scoutinsignia.com/webelos.htm
125 FEET OF RACING TRACK TWO STORIES HIGH!:
http://www.indianamuseum.org/visit/events/eventview.asp?eventid=2807
ACTUAL SURVEY QUESTIONS BEING ASKED OF SCOUT LEADERS THIS SPRING:
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/mar/14/nation/la-na-boy-scout-survey-20130314
April 6, 2013
Random Soapbox for Saturday 4/6/13
I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...
... the product design engineer who created this type of laundry detergent bottle should be fired.
By posting this online, I might be inadvertently notifying the authorities that there's a chemical spill in the basement laundry room of the apartment. I mean it's not quite to the level of the professional spillers (Exxon, BP, Saddam Hussein, etc.) in Arkansas or around the Deepwater Horizon or back during the Gulf conflicts. (And no wildlife should have been harmed in this spill -- unless you count the possibility that it might have leaked onto the homeless person that I swear was sleeping there this winter -- close the damn back gate, fellow apartment dwellers!)
I'm annoyed by the drippings on the floor and the residue of the leakage on the bottle itself that I've now left on the folding counter and that I've now found on the backdoor (where I must have used the bottle to push it open) and that I've now noticed is under the sink where I keep the product between laundry cycles.
This purchase will be once and done -- never again will I put myself at risk of such chemical exposure. Yuck!
OIL IS MESSY Y'ALL:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/energy/coal-oil-gas/biggest-oil-spills-in-history#slide-1
MAYBE PUBLIC SHAMING AT THE NEXT INDUSTRY AWARDS:
http://www.cesweb.org/innovations
NOW THIS IS INNOVATIVE DESIGN BEHIND WHICH I CAN GET:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/bkchickenfries.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/07/26/burger-king-chicken-fries/&h=490&w=250&sz=20&tbnid=X6Gb1uAcEI415M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=46&zoom=1&usg=__rEiu5lHtSNipSewIreEeRGmbSmM=&docid=04z5NcN3tzNf_M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YLRgUceHMYuyqQHD1YGIAQ&ved=0CEEQ9QEwAg
... the product design engineer who created this type of laundry detergent bottle should be fired.
By posting this online, I might be inadvertently notifying the authorities that there's a chemical spill in the basement laundry room of the apartment. I mean it's not quite to the level of the professional spillers (Exxon, BP, Saddam Hussein, etc.) in Arkansas or around the Deepwater Horizon or back during the Gulf conflicts. (And no wildlife should have been harmed in this spill -- unless you count the possibility that it might have leaked onto the homeless person that I swear was sleeping there this winter -- close the damn back gate, fellow apartment dwellers!)
I'm annoyed by the drippings on the floor and the residue of the leakage on the bottle itself that I've now left on the folding counter and that I've now found on the backdoor (where I must have used the bottle to push it open) and that I've now noticed is under the sink where I keep the product between laundry cycles.
This purchase will be once and done -- never again will I put myself at risk of such chemical exposure. Yuck!
OIL IS MESSY Y'ALL:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/energy/coal-oil-gas/biggest-oil-spills-in-history#slide-1
MAYBE PUBLIC SHAMING AT THE NEXT INDUSTRY AWARDS:
http://www.cesweb.org/innovations
NOW THIS IS INNOVATIVE DESIGN BEHIND WHICH I CAN GET:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/bkchickenfries.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2005/07/26/burger-king-chicken-fries/&h=490&w=250&sz=20&tbnid=X6Gb1uAcEI415M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=46&zoom=1&usg=__rEiu5lHtSNipSewIreEeRGmbSmM=&docid=04z5NcN3tzNf_M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YLRgUceHMYuyqQHD1YGIAQ&ved=0CEEQ9QEwAg
April 5, 2013
Random Flashback for Friday 4/5/13
Coming up all this month ... flashbacks to HOBY 1993. This is me with my assigned group of future leaders.
Some context? I was lucky enough to have represented my high school at the 1987 Hugh O'Brian Youth Foundation Leadership Seminar. I returned to be a volunteer a few years later (one "outstanding" year I was the positive-mental-attitude cheerleader -- you probably had to have participated to understand that kind of rush) and this seminar in '93 was the first when I could be a counselor (as I had then finally reached the "responsible" age of 21). This year's event was made even better because it was held on my undergrad college campus at LVC (yep -- that's on the quad right outside of Mary Green).
Upon retrospection, HOBY played a very interesting role in my personal development -- for starters, it was one of the rare times that my father actually stood up to his wife-of-the-time and overrode her decision to keep me from attending (she didn't like his kids to get "perks" like this -- think Carrie's mom in Carrie, but without all the period drama -- and yes, that's in all senses of the word). But that long weekend in '87 helped create my self-esteem for the first time (I was in a state of arrested development -- a late bloomer if you will), as the message of the organization is about the unlimited potential in each of us to do whatever we wanted to do and to be exactly whom we each are. I may not have fully declared my independence until a few years later, but the seeds were planted the weekend I participated in this fine organization.
So that's the context. That's how I got from there to here (well, "here" twenty years ago). And I can't wait to share more photos all month long.
Some context? I was lucky enough to have represented my high school at the 1987 Hugh O'Brian Youth Foundation Leadership Seminar. I returned to be a volunteer a few years later (one "outstanding" year I was the positive-mental-attitude cheerleader -- you probably had to have participated to understand that kind of rush) and this seminar in '93 was the first when I could be a counselor (as I had then finally reached the "responsible" age of 21). This year's event was made even better because it was held on my undergrad college campus at LVC (yep -- that's on the quad right outside of Mary Green).
Upon retrospection, HOBY played a very interesting role in my personal development -- for starters, it was one of the rare times that my father actually stood up to his wife-of-the-time and overrode her decision to keep me from attending (she didn't like his kids to get "perks" like this -- think Carrie's mom in Carrie, but without all the period drama -- and yes, that's in all senses of the word). But that long weekend in '87 helped create my self-esteem for the first time (I was in a state of arrested development -- a late bloomer if you will), as the message of the organization is about the unlimited potential in each of us to do whatever we wanted to do and to be exactly whom we each are. I may not have fully declared my independence until a few years later, but the seeds were planted the weekend I participated in this fine organization.
So that's the context. That's how I got from there to here (well, "here" twenty years ago). And I can't wait to share more photos all month long.
April 4, 2013
Amazing Race Aside S22E7
This could have gone two completely different ways. But I chose to go THIS way, instead of trying to be all punny in each of the categories in my construct this season and relating them each to the speed trap -- tonight's an all-croc edition of my weekly Amazing Race Aside.
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "Those crocs probably love Italian sausages", as said by the Psycho Hockey boys (not Psycho in a bad way, but in a my-name-is-Anthony-and-my-brother's-name-is-Bates kind of way).
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES REQUEST: So producers, I'm guessing this has to just be editing -- but were these folks ever in actual harm? 'Cause it seemed like an awfully cavalier attitude to be racing amazingly around all of those crocodiles.
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The roller derby mom hugging those baby goats so tightly as the boat went past the "warning crocodiles" sign. (By the way, did anyone else see that pop-and-locking iguana/lizard flash across the screen?)
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: This is the same vein as how I'll aim for someone jaywalking UNLESS they are jaywalking with a dog, but I was more worried about the crocs getting the goats if one of those carved out boats flipped over (after all, all but two of the contestants are getting eliminated by the end of this race anyway, right)?
PITHIEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT: "Those crocs probably love Italian sausages", as said by the Psycho Hockey boys (not Psycho in a bad way, but in a my-name-is-Anthony-and-my-brother's-name-is-Bates kind of way).
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? BEHIND-THE-SCENES REQUEST: So producers, I'm guessing this has to just be editing -- but were these folks ever in actual harm? 'Cause it seemed like an awfully cavalier attitude to be racing amazingly around all of those crocodiles.
IMAGE I WON'T SOON FORGET: The roller derby mom hugging those baby goats so tightly as the boat went past the "warning crocodiles" sign. (By the way, did anyone else see that pop-and-locking iguana/lizard flash across the screen?)
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: This is the same vein as how I'll aim for someone jaywalking UNLESS they are jaywalking with a dog, but I was more worried about the crocs getting the goats if one of those carved out boats flipped over (after all, all but two of the contestants are getting eliminated by the end of this race anyway, right)?
Random Thought for Thursday 4/4/13
Okay ... I'll admit it ... I'm getting a little worried about this whole Korean thing.
Here's what I think is happening -- all of this saber-rattlin', missile-movin', bluff-callin', big-bang-a-comin' talk is just subterfuge for the real plan.
Un's gots him some zombies. I think he's going to release them on the US. And newly designated diplomat-apprentice Rodman is EITHER patient zero OR he has the antidote.
[In case it's the latter, I've got nothing bad to say about Trump's maybe-right-hand-person.]
In all seriousness, with family I love actively serving in the military, let's just be ready to demilitarize the whole peninsula the first chance we get. [Disclaimer: peace is always better than war. But delusional crazy with nuclear capability must always somehow be stopped. Here's to somehow finding a way around this with as few casualties as possible.]
TIME TO BONE UP ON WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/coldwar/korea_hickey_01.shtml
JITTERS FOR ALL:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/as-n-korean-threats-intensify-first-signs-of-jitters-in-the-south/2013/04/04/697fe45c-9d18-11e2-a941-a19bce7af755_story.html
THE STUFF YOU FIND WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCH 'KOREAN ZOMBIE':
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chan-Sung-Jung-36155
Here's what I think is happening -- all of this saber-rattlin', missile-movin', bluff-callin', big-bang-a-comin' talk is just subterfuge for the real plan.
Un's gots him some zombies. I think he's going to release them on the US. And newly designated diplomat-apprentice Rodman is EITHER patient zero OR he has the antidote.
[In case it's the latter, I've got nothing bad to say about Trump's maybe-right-hand-person.]
In all seriousness, with family I love actively serving in the military, let's just be ready to demilitarize the whole peninsula the first chance we get. [Disclaimer: peace is always better than war. But delusional crazy with nuclear capability must always somehow be stopped. Here's to somehow finding a way around this with as few casualties as possible.]
TIME TO BONE UP ON WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/worldwars/coldwar/korea_hickey_01.shtml
JITTERS FOR ALL:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/as-n-korean-threats-intensify-first-signs-of-jitters-in-the-south/2013/04/04/697fe45c-9d18-11e2-a941-a19bce7af755_story.html
THE STUFF YOU FIND WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCH 'KOREAN ZOMBIE':
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chan-Sung-Jung-36155
April 3, 2013
Random Wordplay for Wednesday 4/3/13
Delayed Vacation Gratification.
Used in a sentence: "What an off year 2013 is, what with the annual winter trip to the south postponed from January to later this month, and the annual spring trip out west being shoehorned into plans for mid-July -- it's like someone is teaching someone a lesson in delayed vacation gratification."
Bottom line -- I'm just glad to be able to still take vacations as we all fight and claw our way out of the Great Recession (hey -- I'd retire and travel and write tomorrow if the lottery was won with numbers I chose -- or, more accurately, with numbers the computer chose as I embrace the randomness of it all -- or, most accurately , if said lottery was over 100 million, as, with my bills, anything less than that doesn't seem like it will really make a dent). So if Florida happens in a fortnight and California occurs in July instead of around this time as it's been in 2010-2011-2012, that's just fine.
And to kick off travel season -- a spring break appetizer of sorts (and b t dubs, check out the appetizer I'll be eating in 48 hours at the link below) -- a getaway to this city coming up this weekend. And "this city" reminds me so much of back home in Harrisburg, but with all the midwest charms and naturally friendlier folks. Look out Indy ... here we come!
LINCOLN PRESENTED BY LINCON -- LANCING THE MYTHS ABOUT LINCOLN:
http://www.indianamuseum.org/visit/exhibit/exhibitfeatured.asp
BACON-ON-A-STICK WILL BE PART OF THIS WEEKEND:
http://www.omnihotels.com/blog/indianapolis-sports-bar-bacon-picks/
OH INDY MY INDY ... HOW DO I LOVE THEE:
http://visitindy.com/indianapolis-indiana-state-capitol
Used in a sentence: "What an off year 2013 is, what with the annual winter trip to the south postponed from January to later this month, and the annual spring trip out west being shoehorned into plans for mid-July -- it's like someone is teaching someone a lesson in delayed vacation gratification."
Bottom line -- I'm just glad to be able to still take vacations as we all fight and claw our way out of the Great Recession (hey -- I'd retire and travel and write tomorrow if the lottery was won with numbers I chose -- or, more accurately, with numbers the computer chose as I embrace the randomness of it all -- or, most accurately , if said lottery was over 100 million, as, with my bills, anything less than that doesn't seem like it will really make a dent). So if Florida happens in a fortnight and California occurs in July instead of around this time as it's been in 2010-2011-2012, that's just fine.
And to kick off travel season -- a spring break appetizer of sorts (and b t dubs, check out the appetizer I'll be eating in 48 hours at the link below) -- a getaway to this city coming up this weekend. And "this city" reminds me so much of back home in Harrisburg, but with all the midwest charms and naturally friendlier folks. Look out Indy ... here we come!
LINCOLN PRESENTED BY LINCON -- LANCING THE MYTHS ABOUT LINCOLN:
http://www.indianamuseum.org/visit/exhibit/exhibitfeatured.asp
BACON-ON-A-STICK WILL BE PART OF THIS WEEKEND:
http://www.omnihotels.com/blog/indianapolis-sports-bar-bacon-picks/
OH INDY MY INDY ... HOW DO I LOVE THEE:
http://visitindy.com/indianapolis-indiana-state-capitol
April 2, 2013
Random Tune for Tuesday 4/2/13
What? Not expecting to see me posting tonight after yesterday? Well check the post again, and the day on which it was posted and the oddly placed capital letters scattered throughout it. And then know that they'll be prying words out of my cold dead mouth -- I can't stop writing even if I wanted to.
So on to tonight's tunage. The link I found on the old youtube is one of three performances of this song (quite possibly the funniest one of the three) from this bound-to-be-a-classic-if-it's-not-already TV show.
Of course, I'm finding it a month after it aired (it was about to drop off the on-demand on the DVR), but it didn't leave my head since seeing it this past weekend. (And it was the same night I finally saw the oh-so-clever full My Name is Earl reunion episode of Raising Hope that aired as its back-to-back companion. And coming so soon after the surprise appearance of a Yes Dear couple on this show a few weeks ago, all I can say is ... thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. Greg Garcia for honoring your long time fans.)
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW ...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntESZgaj2FI
So on to tonight's tunage. The link I found on the old youtube is one of three performances of this song (quite possibly the funniest one of the three) from this bound-to-be-a-classic-if-it's-not-already TV show.
Of course, I'm finding it a month after it aired (it was about to drop off the on-demand on the DVR), but it didn't leave my head since seeing it this past weekend. (And it was the same night I finally saw the oh-so-clever full My Name is Earl reunion episode of Raising Hope that aired as its back-to-back companion. And coming so soon after the surprise appearance of a Yes Dear couple on this show a few weeks ago, all I can say is ... thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. Greg Garcia for honoring your long time fans.)
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW ...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntESZgaj2FI
April 1, 2013
Random Memorial for Monday 4/1/13
Gone but not forgotten: my dAily posts.
Today, the first day of the fourth month of the year 2013, will be the last time I uPload anything to this website -- and the last time that I foRce it into my status updates on facebook, where anyone who hasn't figured out how to block my content is my captIve audience.
This is mostly my decision, although I'm also juggling two lawsuits -- one because of my faiLure to heed the fine print on the google images I've been finding each day that says "image may be subject to copyright" and the other because although I tried to refer to people anonymously within in my content (by only listing first name and last initial), someone has claimed that I deFamed them (and they will remain anOnymous so as not to end up in more trouble).
But I did so enjoy sharing the randOmness that is in my mind. And I enjoyed those of you who reached out to me privately on occasion concerned for my mental health, to whom I said that my crazy is a functionaL kind of crazy.
I've had a blast. It's been fun. Catch you on the flip side. And to close out this poSt on a Monday using the same format for all of my Monday posts ... to the words that I've just plumb run out of and to all the words that came before, you will be missed.
SEE THIS FOR CONTEXT:
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/food/scope-bacon-mouthwash-april-fools-or-real-product.html
OR THIS FOR CONTEXT:
http://www.google.com/landing/nose/
OR THIS KIND OF WORKS IN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bdtuwPpQIk
Today, the first day of the fourth month of the year 2013, will be the last time I uPload anything to this website -- and the last time that I foRce it into my status updates on facebook, where anyone who hasn't figured out how to block my content is my captIve audience.
This is mostly my decision, although I'm also juggling two lawsuits -- one because of my faiLure to heed the fine print on the google images I've been finding each day that says "image may be subject to copyright" and the other because although I tried to refer to people anonymously within in my content (by only listing first name and last initial), someone has claimed that I deFamed them (and they will remain anOnymous so as not to end up in more trouble).
But I did so enjoy sharing the randOmness that is in my mind. And I enjoyed those of you who reached out to me privately on occasion concerned for my mental health, to whom I said that my crazy is a functionaL kind of crazy.
I've had a blast. It's been fun. Catch you on the flip side. And to close out this poSt on a Monday using the same format for all of my Monday posts ... to the words that I've just plumb run out of and to all the words that came before, you will be missed.
SEE THIS FOR CONTEXT:
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/food/scope-bacon-mouthwash-april-fools-or-real-product.html
OR THIS FOR CONTEXT:
http://www.google.com/landing/nose/
OR THIS KIND OF WORKS IN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bdtuwPpQIk
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