As the first part of vacation starts to wrap (I don't go back to work until next Monday, but I go back to Chicago tomorrow), I pledge the following:
I will REDUCE the amount of cash in my pocket after one last night of drinking in the bars. I will REUSE my joke of walking past people at the beach saying "so -- what lake is this again?" tomorrow morning when I stick my feet in the Atlantic Ocean one last time. I will RECYCLE my memories of the scenes from Flight every time the plane experiences the slightest bit of turbulence on the ride home. I will REPLENISH my body with fluids that are other than Guinness, Bud Light, Yuengling Lager, JagerBombs and Masturbating Mosquitoes (an oddly named but delicious signature shot I teach bar staff everywhere I go). I will RESTORE my commitment to working on my new short story a few paragraphs at a time update-isode by update-isode upon returning back home since I stopped for this trip (creating my own version of a cliffhanger).
Sun and fun and 85 degrees, you will be missed -- at least until the next time next winter.
50 SHADES OF GREEN:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/life-etc/culture-causes/fifty-green-tips-earth-day-and-beyond
GET TIPS DAILY:
http://www.epa.gov/earthday/tips.htm
ONLY GOT TIME FOR 10 TIPS?:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/earth-day-tips-2013-green-eco-friendly-ideas_n_3133880.html?utm_hp_ref=green
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