December 11, 2016

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 12/11/16

What southern Florida is talking about this week ...

... exactly how to mark the death of a certain dictator.

Now I know I posted about this exactly two weeks ago, but let me tell ya -- this story has legs down here what with the size of the Cuban community in this area.

It turns out that an ice cream parlor in Miami figured out the perfect new flavor to add to their shop ... called "Burn in Hell Fidel" ... which is the regular homemade chocolate mixed in with a healthy dose of cayenne (as in ... the fires of hell in which Fidel currently resides [allegedly]).

After a bit of research, I also found "Burn in Hell Fidel" hot sauce AND toilet paper with Fidel's face on them, in case that helps you understood the mood down here this holiday season.

I just have to say that all this creativity is making me rethink MY revenge plans for a certain group of people (currently urinating on their graves, but I may have to bump that up a notch now) ...

THE HOTTEST NEW FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM:
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/burn-in-hell-fidel-is-a-flavor-at-azucar-ice-cream-company-8955276

JOINING THE HOTTEST NEW FLAVOR OF HOT SAUCE:
http://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=TFM_PROD&Product_Code=BU-FSAUCE&Category_Code=11203

AND THE HOTTEST NEW TYPE OF TOILET PAPER:
http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/29/cubans-in-miami-are-wiping-their-butts-with-castros-face/


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