November 19, 2016

How to Prepare for a Trump "Presidency": A Twelve Part Primer (Part 8)

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No fear.  Concrete plans with action steps so individuals can focus.  Specific items to help you best be prepared for life post 1.20.17.  Action verbs and goals ... also known as ... a twelve part primer on how to prepare for a Trump "Presidency".

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PART ONE:  Learn how to scale a wall
PART TWO:  Subscribe to 'The Crusader'
PART THREE:  Max out your credit cards (quickly)
PART FOUR:  Find the nearest fallout shelter
PART FIVE:  Renovate your closet
PART SIX:  Study French AND Russian (for slightly different reasons)
PART SEVEN:  Study Nixon

And tonight ...



PART EIGHT:  Start an office pool

That's part eight, as in the number of current Supremes.

Absent any shenanigans on Dec 19th (the day the electoral college votes, for those of you who slept through Civics ... or who went to school at a time when Civics wasn't taught), this Trump "Presidency" thing is going to happen

So you might as well make some money off of it.  (Note that this assumes you, the reader, isn't mega-wealthy ... as then you stand to make tons of money off of it as a matter of fact.)

My suggestion ... get an office pool going as to which one of the biggies will be overturned first -- and by overturned, I mean "chipped away at", seeing as how that's the way the judicial side of things works.  Will it be Roe?  Or Loving?  Or Obergefell?  Let your co-workers weigh in (and pay you to do so).

If you want to make it interesting, you could always add Citizens United to the list ... although everybody should know there's no chance of *that* going away any time soon now, so that would be a ringer question to ensure cash in your pocket (decidedly apropos, if you think about it).

COMING TOMORROW ... PART NINE:  Get a gun

ACTION STEP ... GUESS WHICH WILL FALL FIRST:

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