... the whole world has gone MAD!
Today's case in point: Kenya.
That's Kenya, where the Supreme Court there has decided that it is perfectly acceptable for the practice to continue of conducting anal exams to determine whether someone is a homosexual.
So now I know why Kenyans do so well in the marathons ... they've all gotten so fast in order to run away from the anus-checker-in-chief.
But despite having that a-ha moment, I still have so many operational questions:
Who gets that job? Is it considered career advancement to get that added to your resume?
How does one determine that an anus is gayer than the next one -- besides the obvious that the gay ones are well groomed and wittier than the others?
Might it not be a too-subjective analysis? Is it considered a gay anus if the Kenyan-anus-checker-in-chief fills out a report, stating: "I didn't like the way it winked at me."
Where does the anus-checking take place? Are there AUI checkpoints set up outside the clubs or in certain parts of the neighborhood (you know the ones I'm talking about) to make sure that there are no anuses under the influence of the gay lifestyle?
You know, it's a good thing that there's nothing more important to do in Kenya. Like dealing with "deforestation, soil erosion, desertification, water shortage and degraded water quality, flooding, poaching, domestic and industrial pollution" (source: wikipedia) or "joblessness, poverty, lack of quality education, corruption and poor leadership" (source: africaw.com [see below/to follow]).
Instead, Kenya's become a laughingstock. A laughingstock formed by the same type of religious radicalization that led to the inbred Westboro phenomenon with which we are familiar stateside. Except Kenya's being taking advantage of by those deploying the relatively new business strategy of extremism-exporting from the radicals who prioritize humiliation and persecution of those whose human rights are deemed "lesser than" because they are the dreaded "other". Despite my attempts to use humor to highlight the ridiculousness of it all -- be certain that it's all about humiliation and degradation. State sponsored humiliation and degradation, Kenyan style.
So backwards. So sad. So much so that I'm prepared to endorse airlifting a chopper or two of those that can be saved (Noah's Ark style), and then to turn the whole continent over to the animals, and let them feed on the stupidity of those that are left behind -- including, but not limited to, the Kenyan-anus-checker-in-chief and the Kenyan Supreme Court members that endorse his existence.
It's time. It's past time. Let the animals have Africa for their own purposes. I predict they'd do a better job. Let's make it one big nature park, free of human influence.
Because my bottom line (pun partially intended) is that if your contribution to the future is your skill at anus-checking, you have lost your right to experience that future.
Indeed ... the whole world has gone MAD!
ANUS CHECKING ... IT'S ALL THE RAGE IN KENYA:
https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2016/06/kenya-court-rules-anal-tests-on-gay-suspects-legal/
SOME OTHER THINGS ON WHICH THE KENYANS COULD BE FOCUSED INSTEAD:
http://www.africaw.com/major-problems-facing-kenya-today
TO BE CLEAR, SOME ANUS CHECKING *IS* ACCEPTABLE:
http://www.healthline.com/health/digital-rectal-exam
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