January 31, 2015

Random Soapbox for Saturday 1/31/15

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... this is NOT the proper placement for a roll of toilet paper.

Lookit ... when it comes to my private poop moments, my requests are simple ... I don't want to sweat, I don't want to be rushed, and I don't want to have to twist into a yoga position to try to select the necessary paperwork for the job.

Proper placement would be out and to the right (as viewing this image) .. attached to the wall just beyond this photo, clearly reachable from the position I'm in during the penultimate task (well ... pen-penultimate, as hand washing is always encouraged).

And don't even get me started on those in this world who incorrectly load the roll to unravel from under instead of over.  At least this hotel got *that* part right.

Moving forward, I will be requesting toilet-paper-to-toilet positioning pictures from any hotels or motels or houses of friends or family at which I'll be staying.  Let's get this fixed America!

THIS HOW TO IS LACKING A KEY CONSIDERATION:
http://www.ehow.com/info_12280511_position-toilet-small-bathroom.html

IT'S SCIENCE PEOPLE:
http://www.cnet.com/news/over-or-under-the-science-of-toilet-paper-orientation/

WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/places-you-have-to-poop-at-before-you-die#.fpMjjZ8vv




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