As I've previously shared, today marks the first day of my unemployment. Although I have plans which I'll be executing these next few weeks, my concerns over whether my future will consist of a strictly-ramen diet were alleviated once I opened up the mailbox today and found *this* unexpected item. And now I don't even have to go play the mega-millions (aka ... my retirement strategy)!
Courtesy of AT&T, my financial future is clearly secure. (And note ... were this not what it was, I most certainly would *not* have posted this to the interwebs. Rest assured that I'm not that interwebs-naive.)
Nightmares about being homeless, now unreasonable courtesy of this financial windfall, you will NOT be missed.
OK OK ... RAMEN NOODLES ARE NOT A LAUGHING MATTER IN SOME PLACES:
http://borgenproject.org/ramen-noodles-from-college-dorms-to-impoverished-villages/
AKA ... MY RETIREMENT PLAN:
http://www.megamillions.com/
HOMELESS DREAMS EXPLAINED:
http://www.dreamsymbolism.info/ahomelessmum.php
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