Or maybe that should be "Not gone and now remembered", seeing as how the stuffed animal from the stories of my youth has his big screen debut coming up this week in a movie released on Christmas day.
From what I understand, the movie plot is top secret, but I have the scoop: Paddington Bear ingratiates himself with Dennis Rodman, who packs him as a companion on a trip to North Korea, where Paddington, who's secretly MI5, manages to drown Kim Jong-Un in a vat of marmalade, "accidentally" of course ... and "Kim"-chi flavored Marmalade becomes all the rage back home.
Or maybe something else happens in the movie ... the bottom line is that I'm a bit twisted AND the other bottom line is that bear whom I remembered from when I was much younger, you will no longer be missed (unless, of course, I'm right about the plot twist, and then your movie will get pulled and then the terrorists will win and then you WILL go back to being missed).
COMING OUT ON CHRISTMAS (UNLESS THE TERRORISTS TAKE IT AWAY):
http://www.paddington.com/gb/the-movie/
MARMALADE n ME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyOwWBhLRpk
KIMCHI (WITHOUT KIM JONG-UN OR MARMALADE):
http://steamykitchen.com/16043-how-to-make-kimchi-recipe.html
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