On the relationship front, some have surprisingly come out as homosexuals long before the traditional date of October 11 ... others are finding out that they are pregnant late in life ... or stumbling into love unexpectedly ... or finding out that they are being cheated on ... or falling back in love with an ex ... or being home alone in a state of arousal.
Additionally, far too many have run out of essentials like toilet paper and tampons (please, for the sake of Facebook, it's time to go shopping) or have gotten diarrhea (if it weren't happening across the nation, I'd suspect a localized e coli outbreak) or are dealing with foot fungus (wear flip flops in public showers, people).
But it's not all bad news ... especially if you're a policeperson (there's an epidemic of boobs being used to get out of speeding tickets) ... or unemployed (the availability of openings in the oldest profession is on the rise) ... or a pervert (a surprising number of people I know are announcing a new fondness for going commando).
Here's that which I'm excited about the most ... after doing my 2013 birthday shtick last year of buying a $1 scratch off ticket for each FB birthday (and only winning $25 as a maximum), quite a few folks have recently picked up $7000 in one ticket. I have a feeling at least one of them will share the winnings with me like I did last year.
BECAUSE RANDOMNESS SOMETIMES ISN'T RANDOM AT ALL:
http://gimmiefreebies.com/just-won-7000-scratch-lottery-ticket-facebook-game/
TO HELP ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE COMMITTING TO THIS LIFESTYLE:
http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-04-06/11-things-not-to-do-while-going-commando/
CLAIM YOUR PRIZES BEFORE I DONATE THEM:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/2013%20Birthday%20Celebration
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