Random Thought for Thursday 1/9/14

Let me start tonight by saying that I know that we don't always live in the most tolerant of societies, so anyone that wants to reply should feel free to private message me if you don't want to "out" yourself.

But seeing as how I know that I have a very diverse collection of friends on the old Facebook (and I wouldn't have it any other way!), and in light of the polar vortex situation and all the other vernacular that has been thrown around this past week, if any one of them who are of a certain persuasion (that will become momentarily apparent) could do me a favor and kill two birds with one stone ... by performing a breast self-exam (because women should do it once a month anyway) and then letting me know if said breast is particularly cold?

I just want to know if I should continue to use the phrase "colder than a witch's tit" ... or if it's scientifically inaccurate (and then I'll stop).

Thanks!  I knew I could count on (at least) one of you guys!!

GIVING CREDIT FOR THE PHOTO WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/88818730@N00/5498026424/

BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PHOTOS OF THE END OF TIMES:
http://mashable.com/2014/01/07/polar-vortex-photos/

PSA TIME!:
http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/breast-self-exam