January 16, 2014

Random Thought for Thursday 1/16/14

I wonder how "rip you a new one" became a phrase that we all are so comfortable using?

NOTE:  With that opening sentence, perhaps you might want to abort now, as it can only get worse.

I mean, was there someone, in some medieval village at some time, who actually turned to the person with whom he was fighting, and said ... "I'll show you.   I'm going to explore your perineum until I find the right spot ... and then I'm going to use a knife, or a tool, or my own two hands and I'm going to create an opening that I'll make sure connects to your rectum."

I don't know about you ... that just seems like such a specific way to escalate an argument, no?  And, ultimately, once the painful process was completed, wouldn't the end result be that you'd now be subject to twice as much ... um ... "waste" from that person at twice the speed?  Seems like the outcome for you is just as bad as it is for the person for whom you opened up a second waste canal.

I just don't get it.

BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCH DOUBLE ANUS:
http://www.jpedsurg.org/article/S0022-3468(06)00879-7/abstract

FROM A SLANG DICTIONARY:
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/rip-a-new-asshole

A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM PRIMER:
http://www.westonaprice.org/digestive-disorders/primer-digestive-system

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