Random Thought for Thursday 12/5/13

Disclaimer:  this is going to sound more like it belongs as a rant on Saturday, I recognize ... but to the hipster boy in the skinny skinny jeans and knit hat in front of me at the self-checkout line at the Jewel tonight (additional disclaimer:  I'm not using the word "hipster" in any pejorative sense, but simply to be descriptive) ... don't you wave me off when I try to give you the eight cents you left in the little machine.

I saw you put your nose even farther up in the air like you were the queen of all grocery stores (final disclaimer:  I'm not using the word "queen" in any pejorative sense either, but simply to be descriptive again [after all, I don't want the thought police who took away Alec Baldwin's MSNBC show to take away my blog]).  Look -- we were both shopping at the Jewel ... this wasn't Whole Foods ... so how was I to know that you were so cavalier about your change.

So do me a favor and get off your high horse and take that nickle and three pennies and put them toward a goal of getting enough money to buy some jeans that allow your junk to breathe.  Thanks!

HEY ... TO EACH HIS OR HER OWN:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Modern-Day-Hipster

THE AFOREMENTIONED BALDWIN CONTROVERSY:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/27/business/media/baldwins-show-on-msnbc-is-canceled.html?_r=0

THEY'RE NOT SO POPULAR IN THE UK:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8399963.stm