However, I'm not concerned about becoming the victim of identity theft.
Why not?
Because I protect myself.
Namely, I keep all credit cards just below the max, I live paycheck to paycheck so that my bank accounts are always just this side of depleted, and I maintain a quarter of a million dollars in student loan debt.
In the modified words of Henny Youngman ... "take my identity, please"!
I AM ONE OF THE FORTY MILLION:
http://news.yahoo.com/target-stores-39-customers-hit-major-credit-card-013358444--sector.html
NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE WORK OF HENNY?:
http://www.jewishhumorcentral.com/2012/06/comedy-classics-henny-youngman-take-my.html
OK, ALL KIDDING ASIDE, THE GOVT WANTS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF:
http://www.consumer.ftc.gov/features/feature-0014-identity-theft
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