My world is shattered. I'm not sure how I can go on. This being the holidays, it's the absolutely worst time for it to happen. I'm going to need your thoughts and prayers to get through.
It has just come to my attention that Oreo Double Stuffed cookies have been proven to only be stuffed by a factor of 1.86. I have been lied to my whole life. And it doesn't ... stop ... there. Cap'n Crunch of the Crunchberry fame? He's only a Commander (apparently, he has three stripes on his uniform)! Also ... Subway's footlong subs ... they're just 11 inches (although as a man, I fully support the rounding up when it comes to measurements of things in inches).
Oh the humanity! This innocence that has been taken from me today ... you will be missed!
WE DIDN'T GET TO PERFORM THESE KINDS OF EXPERIMENTS IN HIGH SCHOOL:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/21/us/oreo-high-school-experiment/
I THINK SNOWDEN MIGHT HAVE LINKED THIS:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/06/20/193875243/hes-an-impostor-the-navy-says-about-capn-crunch
THE LAWSUIT SAYS 142.5 MILLION DOLLARS OF ILLICIT EARNINGS:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2013/01/27/why-lawsuits-over-subways-short-footlong-sandwiches-are-baloney/
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