So I saw a lot of trucks having sex on the road this last trip ... (that's trucks not truckERs, as I'm not travelling with a lot lizard or anything [are they still called that? I haven't thought about CB language since I was little and my mother's boyfriend gave me a coloring book]) ... and I'm not talking about the frequently seen in the midwest truck-a-tois vehicles with one cab and three trailers (wait a minute -- would that make it a truck-a-quad?) ... but instead, a more "same-sex" hook -up version as seen in the stock photo (see, gay is trendy everywhere) -- a truck daisy chain if you will, with one lead cab and a few other cabs behind it all up in each other's business.
Yes, folks ... *this* is the way my mind works ... and hopefully no one will use this post to try to get me committed.
MY CHILDHOOD CB COLORING BOOK WAS RIGHT -- THEY ARE LOT LIZARDS:
http://www.truckertotrucker.com/blog/lot-lizards/
VIEW FROM INSIDE THE DAISY CHAIN:
http://guidemagazine.org/bonus-features/4062-inside-a-tractor-trailer
THE GOVERNMENT IS WORRIED ABOUT THE TRUCK-A-QUAD:
http://www.fmcsa.dot.gov/documents/forms/form_2.pdf
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