1.) Woo-hoo! Our first win of the season ... well first win of the season on the road! It couldn't have come at a better time!
2.) Although let's be honest -- Wisconsin did help a little.
3.) Although let's be honest-er -- the officials might have helped a little as well. Oh -- and congrats on your retirement, Bill LEMONNIER.
4.) Speaking of which, if a timeout is called in the woods when no one is around, does it still make a sound?
5.) Hey announcerman ... trust me, Wilkes Barre is like "Wilkes Barry" (as in White or the oldest Brady in the bunch) and not "Wilkes Bear" (as in Pooh or Yogi) as you said it.
6.) So I intended to complain about all of the basketball players on Wisconsin's team that kept on blocking stuff with their 6'6" selves ... and then 6'7" Jesse JAMES went and reminded me that we've got our "tallies" on our team as well who are put to good use.
7.) What I will complain about (again) is all those guys with long hair -- even if it does make me seem old. I know we're (rightfully) focused on reducing concussions, but can we make all the boys get haircuts as the next rule change to consider. Curse you Justin Bieber and your influence on the kids of this generation!
8.) Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, shame on the whole team (I'm talking about all those motion penalties, in case you weren't counting). Just kidding ... I know you're all a bunch of great kids. Coach says so every time he gets in front of a microphone.
9.) Oh FICKEN, what an adventure you've had (that sounds like it could almost be a children's book in there somewhere). Shake it off, son. Here's one last atta boy for you this year, despite the bumps in the road today ... Atta boy FICKEN!
In closing, thanks to the Penn State fans who made it to the game today -- especially those who became blue-cheese-heads, as shown in the photo that came from Penn State's Facebook page today ... and the countdown to our next post-season game that may or may not be as late as 2016 stands at no more than 36 more games (but may be a bit less)!
And that's a wrap! Here's to next year HACKENBERG, when no one shall call you a freshman any more, well, except for when you get fresh!
WHO KNEW THERE WERE THIS MANY QUOTES ABOUT FOOLS!:
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/fools
OUR TALLBOY:
http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/index.ssf/2013/02/one_to_watch_penn_state_tight.html
LOOKS LIKE WE KNOW WHAT BILL'S GOING TO DO NOW THAT HE'S RETIRED:
http://www.officiallyspeaking.com/footballdvd.php
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