Random Thought for Thursday 5/16/13

 If I ever wanted to kick start my serial killer career (and note to self -- sentences that start with those words might be better left unsaid or unshared in the social media arena), I would start slowly by visiting crosswalks across town and fake stepping out to cross before the light turned.

My victims -- clearly those lemmings who are not paying attention to traffic and are immersed in, or yammering on, their cell phones -- many with earbuds firmly ensconced -- who take action based on what they see in their periphery and nothing else.

I shall be forever known as the Cellphone Crosswalk Killer.  Bwah-hah-hah!

WAIT A MINUTE -- SOMEONE'S ALREADY ACTING ON THIS IMPULSE!:
http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/headphone-risks.htm

EVERYBODY NEEDS GROUPIES, NO?:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/psychology/s_k_groupies/index.html

HOW TO AVOID THE CELLPHONE CROSSWALK KILLER (THAT'S MAYBE ME?!):
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-02-24-crosswalk_N.htm?csp=15