March 6, 2013

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/6/13


Blue-hair-dusted.

Used in a sentence:  "I had just made it on the elevator and the doors closed too fast for me to realize that the car had recently been blue-hair-dusted."

Mind you, there are worse olfactory attacks than senior citizen perfumery (which, in its inexpensiveness, apparently encourages she who is being perfumed to use excessive amounts), but four floors attempting to hold in one's breath with eyes a- watering can leave a person dizzy and disoriented!

[Note -- different elevator, different day, different body spray -- and frat-douche-dusted might have been the word instead!]

A DISCUSSION ON THE BLUE-HAIR PHENOMENON:
http://forums.online-sweepstakes.com/showthread.php?t=973817

THIS MAY BE THE CULPRIT:
http://www.revlon.com/Revlon-Home/Products/Fragrance/Jean-Nate.aspx

FLATULENCE AS "DUSTING" AND OTHER FARTY WORDS:

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/crop-dust

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