I just wanted to spend an hour watching cute and cuddly Koalas.
Why did you have to also teach me that Koala sex is so out of control that females will secrete something that mixes with the semen to serve as a type of vagina glue to seal it shut after being inseminated, so that the other frisky males who might try to get some action will know that they've already been bred? And that Koala males are facing a chlamydia epidemic from all the dirty Koala sex they are having?
Why couldn't you have just stuck to the cute and cuddly creature pics? Too much knowledge may have ruined Koalas for me.
THE NATURE EPISODE OF WHICH I SPEAK:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/cracking-the-koala-code/introduction/7619/
THE MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY TELLING OF THE KOALA BREEDING EXPERIENCE:
https://www.savethekoala.com/about-koalas/life-cycle-koala
GIFTS FOR YOUR PET KOALA:
http://www.cafepress.com/+chlamydia-is-not-a-flower+gifts
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