Used as a clause at the end of a run-on sentence (hey -- it's how I roll): "I hope I live for another fifty years (and if I do, that means I can finally schedule my mid-life crisis for the summer of 2017) -- but in case I don't (something makes me feel like I'll have my first cardiac event later this decade [that something is called near constant bacon consumption] and I'm hoping it's in a public place so it increases my chances of survival), but whenever it is that I go, I'm putting out there that I do not want to be terribly missed."
Look -- for anyone of you who might be reading this and who also might choose to miss me -- please do it right, don't do it terribly. I want to be wonderfully missed -- amazingly missed -- excellently missed. If you're going to do it terribly, then I'd rather you not do it all. I'm throwing dawn the gauntlet now (and I hope it doesn't have to be picked up for many many years) -- but I'm expecting nothing less than being spectacularly missed. Thanks in advance!
HOW TO SAY "I MISS YOU TERRIBLY" IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES:
http://www.howtosayin.com/i+miss+you+terribly+baby.html
HEART ATTACKS ARE MORE EASILY SURVIVED IF HAD IN PUBLIC:
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jan/28/news/la-heb-heart-attacks-20110128
OH YOU CAN GO THIS ROUTE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90
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