Used in a sentence: "It's the holidays ... and I so wish the big O was still doing her show here in Chitown and we could get her to do her favorite things again and one of them was this product because wouldn't it be great to see her excitedly exclaiming in the crescendo that only she can do ... 'you get a poo-pourri ... YOU get a poo-pourri ... YOU get a poo-pourri ... EVERYBODY gets a poo-pourri.'"
When I was younger, I used to add a candy cane to every gift (now they sit in the Christkindlmarkt souvenir mugs by the door for visitors to take when they leave) ... and then a few years back it was a bacon flavored candle made of actual bacon fat that went on top of every package (but that was a limited supply thing from a local fancy restaurant) ... so this year I'm seriously considering a poo-pourri for everyone ... 'cause it's the gift that keeps on giving (and that way I would know that I can more comfortably defecate when I go to visit friends and families)!
On that note -- Happy Holidays to you and yours!!
HOW COULD YOU NOT BUY IT?:
http://poopourri.com/
WAIT A MINUTE -- SHE DOES HAVE A 2012 EDITION:
http://www.oprah.com/packages/oprahs-favorite-things-2012.html
OR MAKE YOUR OWN:
http://community.stretcher.com/forums/t/3670.aspx
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