November 19, 2012

Random Memorial for Monday 11/19/12

(Almost) gone but not forgotten:  the snack treat that should have died back when it was theorized that it makes you kill people (RIP Harvey M).

Look -- part of me wants to care, but I just can't muster up the feelings because:

1.)  I grew up on (and still often crave) Tastykakes, which apparently survived its brush with the Great Recession earlier this year and which I can still get from a Chitown food joint or load up on whenever I get back east.
2.)  This development seems to somehow be related  to our political divide (what with the unions and all) and I'm trying to uphold a no-politics moratorium for the time-being post-election.
3.)  I live in Wrigleyville, which means I'm just a short-walk-a-few-blocks-toward-the-lake away from having all the Twinkies I could possibly pick up on any given late night -- wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

All that aside, unless your people can work out a miracle in mediation, golden sponge cakes with creamy filling, you will be missed (not so much by me -- but by some folks somewhere, I'm sure).

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS -- TWINKIES MAKE YOU KILL PEOPLE SO GOOD RIDDANCE:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/psychology/insanity/7.html

LAST CHANCE IN MEDIATION:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323622904578129282702373350.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

TRY THESE INSTEAD!:
http://www.tastykake.com/



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