Bonus Post: Thing 72

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 72:

File this under a desire to just go on the record about something ... and I'll admit up front that this is macabre (but hey -- it's the season for macabre) ... but if the world really does end in 72 days and my body must be identified by some group of post-apocalyptic survivors from out of the wreckage (and assuming my dentist and dental records also disappear in the carnage), here's a quick inventory of identifying marks -- just for the record:

*palm of right hand just under the middle finger under many layers of skin -- remnant of pencil with which I poked myself in second grade

*palm of left hand just under the index finger under fewer layers of skin -- remnant of another pencil with which I poked myself in fifth grade

-->note:  does graphite poisoning lead to eccentricity? -- as, if so, we've located ground zero of my uniqueness!

*thumb pad area of right hand one inch from wrist -- small scar from when Demon "got me" as I was trying to comfort him one day when he was sick from eating most of the legs of the coffee table in his room

*side of left forearm about the middle in line with the thumb -- soft patch of skin one half inch in length surrounded by little scar dots from when the new intern at my old doctor's office sewed me up a little too tightly after a mole removal

*right shoulder blade -- first tattoo of an eclipsed heart and my guardian animal (a fox) with my name hidden in the tail  

*left shoulder blade -- second tattoo of a tower in the clouds in which one can see through a window a classically drawn alien entrapped there (as I theorized that, since everyone draws the same pic of the round headed alien with big eyes, perhaps that's what God looks like)

*left arm deltoid area -- third tattoo of circular sign that reads "inspected by infinity", as every one's had a chance to "look around"

*right arm deltoid area -- fourth tattoo of the Mickey's hornet underneath which the greek letters that look like T E D are placed, which are in honor of my "brother" DJ who passed (and had that same hornet tattoo) and the fraternity pad we had together back in the day

*left arm bicep -- fifth and most recent tattoo with the word phronesis spelled out within a chain, as practical wisdom (the meaning of phronesis) can be limiting to a person's attempts at emotion

-->  note:  please start reading at the letter P, even though the letter O is on the outside, as if you start at the letter O, you might read it is ONE SIS phr, and take away the wrong meaning

*a birthmark on my penis (size varies) -- yes,  it's something I share with Michael Jackson

And to whomever hypothetically IDs the theoretical body -- thanks in advance from me!