May 23, 2012

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 5/23/12

Summer Food 2012 Style.

Used in a sentence:  "The holiday weekend that kicks off summer is almost upon us, and I couldn't be more excited for the opportunity to sample some Summer Food 2012 Style."

And I'm not talking about the standard grilled vegetables drenched in Gazebo room dressing, or grilled steak/pork/chicken that's been pre-soaked in Gazebo room dressing, or a fresh crisp salad swimming in Gazebo room dressing [note to self:  must get more Gazebo room dressing when I am back in PA in a few weeks!] ... but I'm talking about these three adventurous summer picnic products that are en route to a market near you (and me, hopefully soon!):

Oreo Birthday Cake Flavored Cookies (to celebrate their 100th bday -- even if the "sprinkles" do look like pretty colored mold growing in the creme)

PB and J flavored Van Gogh's Vodka (for when the kids are home for the season and refuse to go down for a nap?)

BLT flavored Lay's Chips (which must overcome the general aftertaste of previous experimental chip flavors that made me think they spilled the powder mixes together and just accidentally coated 'em anyway a la previous dill pickle and loaded baked potato missteps)

Bring on the summer 2012 picnic season!

THESE THREE PLUS MORE ODD FLAVORS COMING TO FAST FOOD PLACES:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2012-04-17/weird-flavors/54358914/1

VODKA's WEIRDNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/47075311/?slide=1

ACCORDING TO FORBES, NOT JUST 100 YEARS BUT WORLD DOMINATION TOO!:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2012/03/08/oreo-cookie-celebrates-100th-birthday-with-sprinkles-and-world-domination/

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