April 22, 2012

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/22/12

What Chicago is talking about this week:

Apparently, hundreds of people lined up at a mall in the suburbs because a Kardashian or two was in town.  I thought maybe it was a law forum, but then I remembered that Mr. Kardashian (he of the OJ trial fame) passed away a few years back.  Which then led me to realize that the crowds were there to meet some of his daughters.  I'm not sure of all the details, but at least one dabbled in porn, another seems to be a spokesperson for plump asses and a third should be the next thing that those Phelps folks protest for what she's done to make a mockery of marriage.  Why they were at Sears I'm just not sure -- and why hundreds of people wanted to see them, I just can't figure out!

APPARENTLY, THE HOPE WAS THAT THEY MIGHT OPEN A STORE HERE!:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/20/kardashian-sisters-draw-hundreds-of-fans-at-woodfield-mall/

THIS SUMS IT UP PRETTY WELL:
http://www.forkparty.com/18311/4-hilarious-fan-comments-from-kim-kardashians-stupid-blog

IT's THE NUMBER 1 TOURIST ATTRACTION IN ILLINOIS ... (REALLY?):
http://www.gowoodfieldmall.com/

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