Note to self: when feeling the need to show others that there really is a little ball inside of the Guinness can, there is probably a better way to prove it then to tear it open with your key and then peel back the can structure with your opposable thumbs to grab said ball -- and then proceed to drip blood all over the bar counter from the multiple cuts you acquired (whilst grinning gloriously that you were right, of course).
Postscript note to self: if you are so determined to be right all the time (even those few times when you're not), perhaps it may be a better strategy to sometimes do it in silence.
I COULD HAVE SPARED MY THUMBS AND JUST WHIPPED OUT THE INTERNET:
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/20/the-ball-inside-the-guinness-can/
OF COURSE THERE'S AN IMAGE GALLERY FOR CUTS ON HAND:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=cuts+on+hands+pics&gbv=2&oq=cuts+on+hands+pics&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4063l9656l0l10125l18l14l0l2l2l1l312l2157l1.6.4.1l12l0&oi=image_result_group&sa=X
MAYBE I CAN "SPIN" IT AS STIGMATA?:
http://www.gospel-mysteries.net/stigmata.html
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