May 8, 2011

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 5/8/11

What Chicago is talking about this week:

A select few are celebrating the one week anniversary of the death of Bin Laden (and considering how it might affect the NFL lockout which had big plans for a 9/11/11 day of football), but the majority are honoring their mommas (except for the hard-core Mexicans, who have Madre's Day on May 10th every year).

And, if your Mom is really cool, maybe she'll join you in celebrating May as National Burger Month. By the way, if she is and you're close to Chicago, may I recommend the Hangover Burger as featured at Mity Nice on Michigan Avenue (unless she's close to, or has already experienced, a cardiac event): a beef patty topped with American cheese and chipotle mayo served between two bacon-grilled-cheese sandwiches (instead of the bun).

[A note for posterity -- should I find myself on death row in need of a last meal ... I choose that one, and make it a double.]

HOW BIN LADEN's DEATH COULD AFFECT THE NFL LOCKOUT:

VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE DAY AKA DAY FOR MADRES:

MITY NICE IS MIGHTY NICE:

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