April 10, 2011

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/10/11

What Chicago is talking about this week:

How 'bout those temperatures today -- steadily climbing toward a forecast high of 87? It hasn't been this warm here since September! And anything above 80 triggers the "let's go to the Lake Michigan beach" response for me. Only problem -- the beaches aren't officially open for a few more weeks and I don't think anyone monitors Evanston's fecal matter in the off season to make sure it goes out into the lake and not down the coast to the beaches I've been known to frequent. Maybe I'll just open the windows instead of taking a dip in the lake after all!

THE OTHER SHOE MAY DROP -- STORMS FORECAST FOR TONIGHT:

THEY DON'T OPEN UNTIL MEMORIAL DAY!:

A LITTLE E COLI LEADS TO A LITTLE RASH AND NAUSEA AND VOMITING:

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