What Chicago is talking about this week:
In the world we live in, who would think that a new trend would be robbing nuns? The latest allegation -- a man who stole $80,000 from the local branch of the Sisters of the Poor. May I offer up this defense for the accused (Roberto Rodriguez): "...80K is a lot of money and if the nuns would have kept all that cash, they would have practically been obligated to change their name to Sisters of the Rich ... I simply saved them from the costs involved to update the stationery and the signs and the website by siphoning those donations!" And if the arresting officer was a fan of Hamlet, I hope he took advantage of the opportunity to say ... "Mr. Rodriguez, step thee away from that nunnery!"
TODAY's BREAKING NEWS STORY: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/04/employee-charged-in-theft-from-little-sisters.html
RECENT NUN-ROBBING STORY: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/24/nun-robbed-in-parking-lot/
TO MAKE A DONATION: http://www.littlesistersofthepoor.org/
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