Used in a sentence: "What was once an SNL parody is now a reality and the latest trend in plastic surgery for the menfolk: scrotox."
And yes, that's botox for your scrotum.
Lookit, I'm-a just going to go ahead and go on record now as I approach my mid-life crisis -- if you're going to love me in my advanced age, you're going to have to love me wrinkly balls and all. Getting all needled down there just for a smoother appearance is not for me.
It's gonna be prunes and not plums ... and I'm okay with that ... and all of you who spend time with my testicles are just going to have to deal.
THE SNL SKIT:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/scrotox/n12837
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR DOWN THERE REJUVENATION OPTIONS:
http://www.medicaldaily.com/scrotox-botox-injection-claims-smooth-and-boost-size-wrinkly-male-private-398969
DO NOT REGRET GETTING OLDER AS IT IS A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-grown/201502/obsessing-over-wrinkles-depressed-about-aging
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