How to Prepare for a Trump "Presidency": A Twelve Part Primer (Part 5)

REMINDER

I do not want people to be paralyzed with fear.  I want to offer up a concrete plan consisting of action steps on which individuals can focus.  What follows for a total of a dozen days will be specific items that will help you be best prepared for life after January 20, 2017.  There will be action verbs and there will be goals against which you can measure your success ... a twelve part primer on how to prepare for a Trump "Presidency".

Already shared ...

PART ONE:  Learn how to scale a wall

PART TWO:  Subscribe to 'The Crusader'
PART THREE:  Max out your credit cards (quickly)

PART FOUR:  Find the nearest fallout shelter

And tonight ...

PART FIVE:  Renovate your closet

Unless you happen to be in a sanctuary city (or county) ... which you'll know by the spots of blueness in the election results map.

If you live in the blue areas, the amount of time you'll be spending in your closet likely won't change.  You can be you out in the open in most blue spots.

However, if you live in a area that's not blue (i.e.  red, or gray like in Michigan, who *still* hasn't officially declared a color allegiance over a week after everyone else's vote was settled), and seeing as how we have a "vice president elect" who suffers from selective scripture syndrome and who has gone on record that those with alternative lifestyles shouldn't have pizza ... or flowers ... ('cause Jesus), you may need to plan on spending a little more time in said closet.

So you might as well renovate it.  Add a pizza oven.  Install a grow area and cultivate your own flowers.  Make it big enough to have a few people over.  You're going to need a community to get through the next few months, and that community is going to need a place to meet.

Make it pretty.  And if you need help with the construction side of things on the closet renovation, consider hiring a lesbian.

Just keep it a secret to avoid the wrath of Pence.

COMING TOMORROW ... PART SIX:  Study French AND Russian (for slightly different reasons)

ACTION STEP ... RENOVATE YOUR  CLOSET (PIZZA OVEN? FLOWERS?):

https://www.pinterest.com/explore/closet-remodel/