Won't you be ... please won't you be ... won't you please be ... my landlord?
Used in a sentence: "It's now official and the sign is up in the yard, so I'm now singing a new tune: 'Won't you be ... please won't you be ... won't you please be ... my landlord?'"
First -- lest you think otherwise, me and mine are NOT homeless. Nor are we ABOUT to be homeless. Luckily, we negotiated a two year renewal at the last signing, so we're *allegedly* assured to stay in place until Feb 2018.
Second -- that means that the house is on the market as an *investment* property. For someone who would rather cash our rent checks than our current landlord. For you, maybe? I can confirm that the tenants are THE best -- especially the two puppies who call this place home!
If you want to invest, let me know. And after I vet you ('cause, you know, I know some of you too well), I'll connect you with the realtor.
WHERE DID 'TO VET' COME FROM?:
http://www.waywordradio.org/discussion/topics/origins-of-the-verb-to-vet-1/
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE MY LANDLORD:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1300-NW-6th-Ave-Fort-Lauderdale-FL-33311/43101185_zpid/
TIME TO STUDY UP!:
https://www.floridabar.org/tfb/TFBConsum.nsf/0a92a6dc28e76ae58525700a005d0d53/e21a25a8c288bed98525740800537588?OpenDocument
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