This guy!
If, for some reason, you can't read that headline, I'll repeat it for you here in all caps:
MAN WITH FLAT TIRE AND NO PANTS ON ARRESTED AFTER POLICE CHASE
I've said before that the big move to Florida was partly about wanting to live in a state where my vote would feel like it would matter more (remember though ... #allvotesmatter), and there's some truth now that we've been here going on three years that it feels a bit like pre-retirement ... but the really real reason that I love living in this state is for front page news such as this.
As the story says, it took three or four cops and a spike strip set to take out the three working wheels of his F150 (the other one was flat from the first part of his escape attempt on I-95). Oh -- and some other key details -- the man was on a month long crack binge and was naked from the waist down.
Or, you know, just another late night in Florida!
THIS FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.bustedlocals.com/florida-man-with-no-pants-is-arrested-after-a-pursuit/
SOME OTHER FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/29/florida-man-arrested-when-officer-mistakes-krispy-kreme-donut-glaze-for-meth/
THE BEST OF THE FLORIDA MAN:
https://mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year#.fHmWwC5Ct
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