January 18, 2016

Random Memorial for Monday 1/18/16

Gone but not forgotten (for at least the next two weeks, starting tomorrow night):  the activities listed below.

Lounging around the house in my underwear or less.

Eating at the couch.

Attacking hunks of meat without a knife.

Breaking wind with abandon.

Being the master of my domain.

Habits of mine to which I am accustomed, what with company coming for a two week visit, you will be missed (by me, but not by Dolly and Walt).

MARTHA SAYS:
http://www.marthastewart.com/268177/preparing-for-guests

I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE SLIDE #4:
http://www.refinery29.com/house-guests#slide

LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO REACQUAINT MYSELF WITH THAT KNIFE THING:
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Menu/DiningEtiquetteGuide.htm






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