Gone but not forgotten (for at least the next two weeks, starting tomorrow night): the activities listed below.
Lounging around the house in my underwear or less.
Eating at the couch.
Attacking hunks of meat without a knife.
Breaking wind with abandon.
Being the master of my domain.
Habits of mine to which I am accustomed, what with company coming for a two week visit, you will be missed (by me, but not by Dolly and Walt).
MARTHA SAYS:
http://www.marthastewart.com/268177/preparing-for-guests
I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE SLIDE #4:
http://www.refinery29.com/house-guests#slide
LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO REACQUAINT MYSELF WITH THAT KNIFE THING:
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Menu/DiningEtiquetteGuide.htm
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