Used in a sentence: "Far be it from me to be extra competitive, but I felt obligated to one-up someone recently when it was said that they needed the facilities first because they had to 'pee like a race horse' ... so I countered with ... but I have to 'poop like an elephant'."
Then, I did some googling to look for accompanying links for tonight's post, and it turns out that 'poop like an elephant' is an established modern day approach to consuming information in this day and age ... so somebody already took my concept and applied it a different way.
Also ... I didn't get to be first in the bathroom ...
HOW PEEING LIKE A RACE HORSE BECAME A THING:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2015/07/origin-expression-piss-like-racehorse/
HOW POOPING LIKE AN ELEPHANT BECAME A THING:
http://sachachua.com/blog/2009/11/eat-like-a-bird-poop-like-an-elephant-eat-like-a-bee/
THE SCOOP ON THE ELEPHANT POOP AKA TURD TRIVIA:
http://www.sfzoo.org/announcements/the-scoop-on-poop-opening-day
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