December 21, 2015

Random Memorial for Monday 12/21/15

Gone but not forgotten:  Steve Harvey.

Oh he's not dead.  Yet.

And sure everybody makes mistakes sometimes.  (Although SNL has known for years that he can't read, as they've demonstrated in various skits ... so there's that.)

But I have to tell you ... if you're going to piss off a nation in the universe, may I recommend that you screw up with Switzerland ... or Sweden ... or Canada ... peace-loving places known for their neutrality.  What do I NOT recommend?  Doing so to Colombia.  Crime-riddled, drug-lords-are-gonna-get-you, we've-been-beheading-people-long-before-ISIS-made-it-hip Colombia.

Put your affairs in order, Mr. Harvey.  Someone (or multiple ones, more likely) already put out the hit I'm sure.  Your days are numbered ... after which, of course, you'll be missed (especially by Filipinos everywhere).

SNL HAS KNOWN ABOUT MR. HARVEY'S PROBLEM FOR YEARS:
http://www.needmorecookies.com/pictures/funny/snl-called-it-years-ago-steve-harvey-cant-read-1508567/

COLOMBIA ... CRIME RIDDLED COLOMBIA:
https://www.osac.gov/pages/ContentReportDetails.aspx?cid=17483

OR NOT (AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW THAT JUST MAY SAVE STEVE):
https://www.gapyear.com/features/217796/colombia-dangerous-or-tourists


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