... you discover, while completing your mandatory biannual HR training, that you are now over the age for which there are special laws to protect *you* from discrimination.
[After my experiences today, I would have also accepted "your knees decide to pretty much stop working " or "you jam your pinky reaching into the dryer". Getting old is not for the weak.]
Wasn't I just a young whippersnapper yesterday?
ONCE YOU HIT 40, THE WORLD STARTS PASSING YOU BY:
http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Age+Discrimination
THE WHOLE "YOU CAN'T DENY YOU'VE HIT 40 WHEN ..." SERIES:
http://www.capcognition.blogspot.com/search/label/Series%3A%20You%20Can%27t%20Deny%20You%27ve%20Hit%2040%20When%20...
SPEAKING OF FEELING OLD (NOTE: THIS WAS MADE *LAST* YEAR):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-will-make-you-feel-truly-ancient#.gk4kzVqly
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