Over the weekend, more was revealed about the plans for Sesame Street now that it's moving to HBO. I haven't had a chance to read the whole article yet, but I'm predicting the following:
Full frontal nudity will now prove how Big Bird got his nickname!
Bert and Ernie will finally be able to push their twin beds together and truly show their love (might a same-muppet marriage be a seasonal plot line?)!
Cookie Monster will go all Michael-Douglas-'Falling Down' when denied more cookies, reducing the number of the staff, saving money on the budget and ensuring viewers will watch week to week because "NOBODY is safe on the street"!
Elmo's tickling fetish will be fully explored as he tours various after-hours and swingers' clubs across the land!
And everyone will learn how ridiculously adorable it is to see lovable puppet creatures learn (and teach) enough swear words to fill up a Mamet play!
The non-premium channel version of the show that helped teach me a few things (back when that phrase meant "reading, writing and 'rithmetic"), you will be missed!
FOLLOW THE MONEY TRAIL:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/b-is-broke-why-sesame-816105
THE ACTUAL ANNOUNCED CHANGES:
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/life_and_entertainment/2015/11/28/1-sesame-street-revised-for-hbo.html
SESAME STREET HAS BEEN PORNED UP BEFORE:
http://www.pcworld.com/article/242009/sesame_street_hacked_porn_posted.html
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