You know the one I mean.
It stats with one of those "when the moment is right" teasers, showing older guys getting "the look" from their paramours. And continues with the "why wait?" marketing dig at the blue OG ED drug.
But then it takes a turn and asks, "and why wait to find a bathroom?" Which is when I assume the older couple is so eager and can't wait to copulate that they will find a public restroom in which they can do the deed.
Hence ... George Michael (circa 1998 ... and 2008 ... and maybe 2018 if he's on some kind of cycle ...).
Turns out the real message has nothing to do with half-o-wham, but that the same drugs that are responsible for the rise of STDs in nursing homes *also* help with the urinary types of issues tied to an enlarged prostrate.
But that message never quite makes it to my brain ... and I blame he who whispers carelessly.
WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO SAY:
http://www.webmd.com/men/prostate-enlargement-bph/news/20070522/ed-drugs-may-treat-urinary-problems
WHAT I HEAR INSTEAD:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-338066/George-speaks-infamous-toilet-incident.html
FUNNY (UNLESS YOU HAVE TURGIDITY TROUBLES):
http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/the-ten-funniest-viagra-and-cialis-commercials
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