September 10, 2014

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 9/10/14

Blame Beyonce!

Used in a sentence: "It's her fault for staying ... it's his fault for being violent ... it's the commissioner's fault for not taking action more quickly ... it's the steroids' fault for causing the rage ... so so many options going around in the blame game and no one is stumbling on the *REAL* source of the Rice controversy in that we should blame Beyonce for making fights in elevators hip in the first place."

[Note:  a close look at the facts do not support this theory as the "he beats me cause he loves me" Rice-fight was actually in Feb and the Mr. and Mrs. Z and sister "slap fest" was in May ... despite the way the press coverage has circled around on itself to revive the first elevator fight.  Also ... even if the timeline held, it was Solange that was the pugilist, considering that Beyonce just stood there during her elevator spectacle ... but "blame Solange" isn't alliterative.  And does anyone know what a Solange does or is?]

Oh well ... remember when "armchair quarterbacking" used to be about what happened on the field as opposed to what happened in elevators?

Oh well ... if only we could effectively incarcerate all of the murderers and dog-fighters and abusers and rapists in the National Felon League ... what a kick-ass prison team there'd be!  Do I hear a conference expansion idea taking shape?

Oh well ... I'll happily take my football on Saturdays in the college environment instead when the worst that can happen is a bribe or a pay-for-play or a proxy test taker or some other academic cheating or a stuff-crabs-down-your-shorts or a gang rape or a wrestle-boys-in-the-shower or a ... wait a minute ... I think I've argued myself in a scandalous circle here ... could there be something wrong with football at its core?

Oh well ... please know that in no way do I mean to make light of domestic violence.  To that end, please see the first link below for the hotline to get help ...

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER:
http://www.thehotline.org/

UH-OH! IF I AGREE WITH BILLY-BOY, AM I AUTOMATICALLY A RACIST?:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/28/bill_o_reilly_to_beyonc_out_of_wedlock_teen_pregnancy_is_all_your_fault.html

THIS LIST IS FROM 2013 AND IS SOOOOOO OUTDATED:
http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/5-of-the-biggest-nfl-scandals-in-recent-time.html/?a=viewall

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