*Wrong* 911 calls.
Exhibit A: The idiot who got pulled over for a speeding infraction, and used the downtime while waiting for the policeperson to do the paperwork to call in not one, but TWO fake 911 calls saying that a murder was in progress at a nearby intersection. Needless to say, his punishment is now much greater than it would have been had he just accepted the original ticket.
Exhibit B: The Cat Depot employee -- no, scratch that ... the Cat Depot feline, who apparently placed a 911 call from within the rescue agency the other day. According to the humans at the facility, Zeke had gotten bored and played with the phone buttons before.
Exhibit C: Because I have a thing for threes (it's a very mild form of OCD that manifests itself in my writings), I *almost* thought about sharing the time I accidentally dialed 911 while trying to call a 1-900 number. But some stories are best told under other circumstances, so, like Forrest Gump talking about Jen-nee, "that's all I have to say about that".
WHEN TOO CLEVER ISN'T CLEVER AT ALL:
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/7/24/police_man_misused_9.html?cid=rss
WHEN CATS GO WILD:
http://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/zeke-the-cat-calls-911-from-cat-depot-animal-rescue-facility-in-florida-
I'M UNDER CONTRACT TO *ALMOST* TELL THAT STORY EVERY TWO YEARS:
http://capcognition.blogspot.com/2012/12/random-thought-for-thursday-12612.html
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