... it's right there ... in last Sunday's paper.
Not the Oosthuizen leaderboard climbing.
There ... in the corner.
Proving how dangerous it is (and anti-reading-comprehension, I might add) to only scan headlines ...
My first thought was ... "Come on, southern Florida ... why didn't anyone give the hooker an umbrella or something. I mean it's hard enough to be in the life down here in this neck of the woods, what with seniors hopped up on the blue V pills so that working professionals of this ilk have to maintain ninety year olds in their clientele lists ... surely, someone could have gone out of their way to keep the hooker dry."
My second thought was a little more adult in nature with regards to the wet-dry continuum, and won't be repeated due to this being a holiday weekend when the kids might be out and about.
My third thought is simply one of encouragement to all hookers out there ... wet or dry ... go on with your bad self! Go Hooker Go!
THE AFOREMENTIONED ARTICLE, THE INTERWEBS VERSION:
http://www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/viewer.aspx
AS IT WERE, LOOKS LIKE THEY PLACED SECOND:
http://www.pompanofishingrodeo.com/
MAIN SEARCH RESULT FOR "GO HOOKER GO":
http://www.discogs.com/John-Lee-Hooker-Live-At-Cafe-Au-Go-Go/release/2551038
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