Used in a series of words that I'll pretend is a normal sentence: "It's that time of year again ... the annual 'celebration' that mocks us all for the excess verbal pollution this generation ... well ... generates ... by asking us to contribute to the lexiconic landfill that is social media ... the subversive and mildly anarchic event called Intergalactic Nonsense Status Week, brought to us each year courtesy of the twisted genius of a former LVC classmate of mine (and Mysterious Murder Quester) -- Brandon F."
I'm taking it to a different place this year and contributing one or more of the following before it all ends on May 4 (but, does it really ever end?):
OPTION A ... Pluto is not a planet.
OPTION B ... I am known to do the Wop, also known for the Flinstone Flop, Tammy D getting biz on the crop.
OPTION C ... Father, I am your Luke.
OPTION D ... Don't bring black people, and don't come.
Oh the choices.
And guess what ... this year it's even hashtaggier ... #INSW should accompany any posts from anyone who wants to join in (see below). The event runs until May 4th so get status-updating nonsensically, won't you!?
JOIN IN THE FUN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1407620276168343/
IN CASE YOU WANT THE SOURCE CITED FOR OPTION B ABOVE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&feature=kp
OR THE SOURCE FOR OPTION D:
http://deadspin.com/exclusive-the-extended-donald-sterling-tape-1568291249
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