50 Things I'll Miss About Chicago -->
Thing 35:
Telling that story about how we jumped the line for the Signature Lounge once Mistress Melissa displayed her decolletage.
A few more details ... Mistress Melissa was a friend from the early years in Chicago who ran karaoke at our starter bar ... and she had ample bosoms ... and the Signature Room is at the top of the John Hancock building (95th floor, yo!) ... and the line was out the door and down the hallway to the elevator ... and security just walked past right when she was taking off her jacket ... and, just like in the movies, he said "you and your friends, follow me" ... and in we walked to enjoy the view (of Chicago, not her breasts) at a seat by the window.
COUNTER: I can tell that story over and over again (and I likely will, even after the move) ... but it takes a Chicagoan who's been there or seen Melissa's ta-tas to fully appreciate it, right?
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