Look, I'll try to be careful and walk the line here between TMI and sharing my thoughts (although, let's face it, it's not like I haven't crossed that line before [and if double negatives confuse you, that means I most definitely have]), but this old Chicago apartment building is sorely lacking in the fan-in-the-bathroom department.
Fans belong in that room of the house for obvious reasons (for instance, to cover up the smells and sounds of the activities that take place there), but also because of something I may have said before -- when I try to picture the various hellish events that will be part and parcel of the afterlife hanging out with Satan, having to sweat whilst defecating takes the top spot on the list of punishments to which some of us might be subjected.
Fresh circulating noisy air helping me through my toilet time, you are sorely missed.
MAYBE BOB VILLA CAN DO IT FOR ME!:
http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/how-to/intro/0,,689843,00.html
MAYBE "SWEATING WHILE POOPING" IS A SERIOUS THING:
http://ehealthforum.com/health/stomach-cramping-and-sweating-while-pooping-t240529.html
BILLY GRAHAM TALKS ABOUT HELL (AND DOESN'T MENTION BOWEL MOVEMENTS):
http://www.billygraham.org/articlepage.asp?articleid=4130
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