I think this is the point where I'm supposed to shake my finger at Murder (the cat) and tell her that "this is why we can't have nice things."
Or maybe I should frame this picture and hang it on the front and back doors to warn possible intruders that an "attack cat" who is fully clawed lives here, like those warnings with snarling dogs that are designed to scare away any criminals.
Although I guess I could also rearrange the furniture in the living room and give her access to the other side for the sake of symmetry.
If only she hadn't struck deep enough to get those strings to show ... I was content to let people just think it was dirty or uniquely designed instead of fully cat-scratched.
Oh well ... sofa before you got ... um ... distressed ... you will be missed.
I THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BUY AN INDOOR TREE:
http://www.wayofcats.com/blog/when-cats-are-villains-from-a-james-bond-movie/14871
EQUAL TIME FOR EQUAL CREATURES WHO CAUSE DAMAGE:
http://voices.yahoo.com/how-stop-dogs-destroying-house-while-11144898.html
HAPPILY, THERE'S A PET-FREE BUZZFEED FOR THIS:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/people-demonstrating-why-we-cant-have-nice-things
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