Random Thought for Thursday 7/11/13

To all my friends/FB connections that are actorly artiste types, I offer up the following interaction to be performed at your next party (you'll need four participants, a few props to artistically represent cell phones, an imitation of a car, a dark place for an execution and a gun) ...

Ladies and gentlemen ... on today's episode of Thug Theatre (taken from the published texts of some classy stand-up citizens who get hit in the head for a living):

H:  "I'm coming to grab that tonight u gon b around I need dat and we could step for a little again."
L:  no response
H:  "Waddup."
L:  "Aite where?"
H "idk it don't matter but imam hit you when I'm dat way like las time if my phone dies imam hit u when I charge it which will be in a lil."
[H to W:  "Get ur ass up here."]
L:  "Aite idk anything goin on."
H:  "I'll figure it out ill hit u on the way."
[O to H:  "On r way a ... God bless."]
[H to O:  "Bet hurry up tell fish to drive n#$%."]
[H to W:  "Hurry ur ass up f#$%%."]
L:  "We still on?"

All four participants gather and mime driving.  Lights dim.  Gun shots are fired and only three participants remain in the car, L is on the ground dead [allegedly] ... and ... scene.

I DIDN'T WRITE THAT STUFF -- HERE'S THE SOURCE:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2013/07/09/hernandez-timeline/2504395/

THEATRE THUG IS A DISNEY THING?  WHA-WHA?:
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/theater%20thug

JERSEY SWAP:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/patriots/2013/07/06/aaron-hernandez-jersey-exchange-new-england-patriots/2495239/